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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds really bad but the upside is we might find out who needed the beastiality waiver.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Anders @derzquist.net · 12/09/2026
St Paul Saints did the toy plane toss competition on the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Undefeated civic troll operation. So proud this is my home team
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
here you go
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unkn0wn @theunkn0wn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Labor Day!
@realDonaldTrump's Juneteenth post:

"Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don't want it either! Soon we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 12/08/2026
PEGGY FLANAGAN WINS HER PRIMARY FOR MINNESOTA’S US SENATE SEAT!! reaction from her party at first ave in minneapolis!!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/08/2026
MN, please vote for Peggy Flanagan today or tomorrow! Angie Craig who voted to thank ICE is trying to buy this race, and we have done way too much to protect our neighbors to let her win
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Update: Google just sent me a statement saying it is “rolling back” this AI feature that let anyone make completely bullshit satellite images. Comes after our demos of the tool and those from OSINT researchers. One of the worst AI tools I’ve ever seen bsky.app/profile/jose...
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 25/07/2026
minnesota state senator john hoffman revealed tonight at the peggy flanagan rally in st. paul that angie craig asked him for his endorsement for US senate while he was still in the ICU after vance boelter shot him really appalling anecdote!
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Leander **BUY THE LONG GAME** Schaerlaeckens @leanderalphabet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wrote about being at the FIFA World Cup final and the entire sordid scene. I spoke to a few people who bought five-figure tickets. I tried to make sense of the senseless. @defector.com (This is a gift link, but you should subscribe to Defector, the rare outlet that would commission this.)
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FIFA Got What It Came For | Defector
A WELL-KNOWN VENUE IN THE MEADOWLANDS THAT FIFA WOULD THANK YOU TO CALL “NEW YORK NEW JERSEY STADIUM” BECAUSE IT DIDN’T GET PAID BY THAT STADIUM’S CORPORATE SPONSOR — The grass told the entire story. ...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026
lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
One of the weirder etymology examples
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Greg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank you Trump for making Shrek white again
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Kiyone @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
lol
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the US president, with the explicit support of the US legislature and the US supreme court, is stealing billions of dollars in thousands of ways. meanwhile the NYT is on the case of whether, when mamdani paid a thousand dollars for a knicks ticket out of his own pocket, he got a ticket for VIPs
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/05/2026
idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT
the stupid ufc thing on the stupid lawn of the stupid white house
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Racket @racketmn.com · 27/05/2026
Coming soon to the Racket merch shop... limited run 👀
IF THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU I'LL HELP YOU PACK T-shirt
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 27/05/2026
this is about as close as you can get. for the sake of argument, let's see which constellations are seasonally visible low in the southern sky from LA. the only candidates that are also faint are caelum and pyxis. those constellations suck. they'd never be someone's favorite. possibility rejected.
View of the southern sky from LA in late fall. The lousy constellations Pyxis and Caelum are visible for some reason.
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Grogu! No!
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 21/05/2026
Bungie ending support for Destiny 2 marks the end of an era: aftermath.site/bungie-sony-de...
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 19/05/2026
i’ve mocked up a diagram of what i think this could look like
Meme of saddam in an underground tomb but it’s Trump and the White House is on top with the real president
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 29/04/2026
This is like 9/11 for golfers
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
grotesque. they murdered and terrorized your citizens just months ago, these were international stories. and they’re still at it! but sure, go hobnob with the nazis. you’re very cool.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info
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Jetset @jet-set.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
for sale: data center, never used
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pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-amer…
Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Imagine claiming that the East African population of Minnesota won't assimilate to American culture by... showing them riding rollercoasters in a shopping mall.
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