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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

Me every morning when I look in the mirror:

Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 20h

We need to start naming babies Deirdre again. Deirdre is such a cunty name. No one gives their babies a cunty name anymore

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 20h

My dog watching me try to walk across the bedroom in the dark

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stella Lefty is a return to the days when lords/ladies would attend a party at an estate and the host lord would trot out his talentless daughter to warble opera or butcher a concerto on harpsicord and everyone would have to watch & politely clap bc the host lord was richer than all of them combined

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A rageful substack post from the white, hijab-inspired secular accessorization-wearing firebomb-threatening "only Irish people should drink milk" "Long Covid = AIDs" woman has hit the covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts discourse

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not a girl not yet an ancient crone living in cave cursing anyone who trespasses on my gothic isle

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm so much larger than you think I am just fyi

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No one at this gay bar is masked we need a town hall zoom asap so I can unhinged scream at the owner about how they want to literally genocide me bc I have self-diagnosed fibromyalgia

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Guys I just learned the covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts is in a basement and not wheelchair accessible and this has so deeply fried me I could win a state fair

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes being gay means going to the rock store with your husband to pick out rocks for your drought-resistant cactus yard

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A cool thing about me is I was such a disappointment to my parents that now if I make the slightest mistake in my day to day my first thought is I should walk into the sea Kate Chopin style

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Willard Brimley if he worked PR for the Royal Family in the 90s and Princess Diana leaked info on a story before they had a chance to get ahead of it: Di, uh, beat us

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Going as the covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts for Halloween

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Your favorite doctor of twinkology just BOOKED a big fat KEYNOTE (not about twinks) at the end of this barely employed year, omg I was this close to starting an elbow OnlyFans so I could afford my weekly gay drinks

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I need a planet to blame everything on today astrology girlies help me out

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Taylor Swift skeeting "Here is my submission to Fat *gasp* Friday"

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Taylor's Cleveland! is bad on quantum level omg

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Alan Wake 2 is that girl, absolutely worth the quasi-slog of AW1

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please please I need to talk to someone about the white woman married to a man who wears hijab and N95 masks her baby who triple downed on wanting to firebomb the lesbian bar for lifting mask rules one night a week

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Catching up on the discourse, so should I or should I not bring iced coffee to my interview at the masks-only lesbian bar in Massachusetts

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Had a pretty good shoulder day with Judith Light

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nothing makes me want to hit a few more reps or try to PR harder than Silver Springs Live 1997

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Honestly having a voguing fox guide my flight out to the runway would be amazing

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Taylor releasing more Showgirl, make sure you and your family are prepared

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Six seasons of pool league and it's confirmed I'm terrible! I thought I would be better at smacking balls around but alas

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have a rule that in anything I write, if there's a dog, all it does it get loved and fed and play bc if there's even an infinitesimal chance my thing gets filmed I want the dog on set to have an amazing day and never be afraid or stressed

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do you ever have a dream where you are back on high school or middle school bc it turns out you hadn't take a test and it feels like you're trapped and will never get out anyway that's what Ted Lasso season 4 feels like

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I need a neon sign hat that say "Attention Straight Women: I'm not hitting on you I'm gay, autistic and only interested in your dog, bc autism"

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is how every deeply closeted Texas high school football coach stands

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Car getting out of the car hospital in an hour, been four days I need to go to a Trader Joe's to get all my gay lil treeaaattss!

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

All the work I put off over the weekend crashing into me at 95 mondays per hour

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Unflexed flat 3 workouts in two weeks contribution to biceptember. Will get something bigger and bulgier on your desk by the end of the month I promise

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We're in a bizarre place where there have never been so many hot muscly stand-up comedians and almost none of them are remotely funny. I dream of a day when a standup can both have muscles AND the ability to do more than tepid crowd work and basic gay jokes. One day we will get there. But not today

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