Reposted by RiderBimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025really grateful Schrödinger had a cat and not a baby. 28831
Reposted by RiderThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024this dance off could’ve been an email 16221
Reposted by Rider𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Think I may have accidentally exorcised my Christmas spirit. 03815
Reposted by RiderUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Btw, I can hear the voices in your head and the voices in my head wanna party. 12912
Reposted by RiderWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Only 4 more sleeps until the days start getting longer again. 511637
Reposted by RiderBasic AF @basicaf.bsky.social · 16/12/2024So how are we signing up for this whole resistance thing? Is there an Eventbrite link 23914
Reposted by RiderG. @contradiction70.bsky.social · 17/12/2024How do I drink my iced coffee? In a big fucking gulp that’s how. 0102
Reposted by RiderJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I caught the Midnight Rider. We're holding him for questioning 2173
Reposted by RiderAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I had been reading banned books before it started to be trendy. 14819
Reposted by RiderJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Raise your hand if you're still not ready for Christmas 11535
Rider @therider.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Drove around last night looking at Xmas light, this Amish family was nailing it! 030
Reposted by RiderFather McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But what if we kissed under the demonic wendy's sign? 16915
Reposted by Ridervick vinegar, bodyguard @corinnefghijklmno.bsky.social · 04/12/2024They said the revolution would be televised … 094
Reposted by RiderAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024My old soul is looking for your old soul. 39538
Reposted by RiderMolotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I will 100% judge you by the brand of toilet paper you buy. 83410
Rider @therider.bsky.social · 21/11/2024We all know that guy that wears shorts whenever possible….. it’s me 150
Rider @therider.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Roasting chestnuts on an open fire…. But it’s just me on my heated car seat on high 030
Reposted by RiderRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Nobody ever stops by unexpectedly when the house is clean 927682
Reposted by RiderLa Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Why do we call them "Sheepdogs" and not "Flockblockers"? 3849
Reposted by RiderBruja @lyssasphere.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Every once in a while I have to remind him that he can't afford to lose me 2423
Reposted by Riderdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 08/08/2024My favorite thing about the 90s was being further from death 9391102
Reposted by RiderLa Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If y'all aren't using punctuation anymore then I'm going to stop giving any fucks about ending my sentences with a preposition 2236
Reposted by RiderAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 18/11/2023What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic. 351250424
Reposted by RiderFlirtee @flirteegirl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I still have not figured out the polite way to tell someone that they didn’t answer the question I’ve asked them. 3152
Reposted by Ridersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024sorry i yelled “sweep the leg” during your wedding vows 181035190
Reposted by Ridersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024bsky keeps crashing because not enough of you properly clean your microwaves 1630273
Reposted by Ridermotel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 31/10/2024“Oh my god, I love your energy!” Thanks. It's called fatigue. 2315112
Reposted by RiderVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Getting older is just a lot of fond memories of shit that made you mad at the time. 1206
Reposted by Riderlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Brb gonna slip into a bathtub full of green bean casserole 915644
Reposted by RiderThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Who’s ready for home fries? 4312
Reposted by RiderSam G 🇨🇦 @itssamg.bsky.social · 14/11/2024When they ask what finally drove me mad tell them it was that everything needs to be charged but nothing uses the same type of charger 4304
Reposted by RiderTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I'm not saying anything louder for the people in the back. They need to move closer and hear me 38821
Reposted by RiderMelissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Perspective. It's the weekend! Go outside, no matter where you are, and do something that lifts your spirit, calms your mind, and invigorates your body. For me, staying active is essential to feeling truly alive. Recharge and nurture your body. We're going to need that strength moving forward. 1912910
