La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Is it any better over here? Everything else is pretty damn bleak. 120
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Green Bay has Love, Valentine, and Romeo (Doubs). How sweet! 020
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I'm so annoyed by political news. I'm so annoyed with wanting to make friends on social networks and having next to no engagement with my posts. I'm annoyed by everything. I'm going back to bed. Y'all figure out this shit before I wake up. 5180
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I had a trivia team submit an answer sheet that said "Harlem Globtrobbers" and every time I think of it, I giggle. 050
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I am accepting zero shit from anyone today. I'm on a 662 day Wordle streak, a 357 day Waffle streak, and a 102 day Connections streak. I am literally untouchable. 270
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 15/02/2025What slightly fresh but mostly discounted Valentine's hell awaits us today, my friends? 060
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Today's my day to say Valemtime's until someone stops me. Spoiler: nobody stopped me. Best. Valemtime's. Ever. 160
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Why don't they just replace the Star Spangled Banner with the sound of a toilet flushing? 1193
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 09/02/2025A preemptive 15 yard penalty has been awarded to be assessed against the #Eagles after kickoff. #SuperbowlLIX 230
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Wasn't the war in Ukraine supposed to be ended in an hour? 340
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Please don't call it Elon-gate. That will just add more months in litigation and stretch this out forever 020
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I like to watch barbecue cooking shows and see the gentle way the cooks caress and season the brisket and dream of what it would be like to be a brisket 391
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Welcome to your home for fresh hell, never frozen. What can one of our American wait staff get for you today, until they're all fired by the government? 120
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 04/02/2025What stale, day-old, slightly fuzzy hell awaits us today, friends? 2202
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I feel like a dork for believing Trump would follow through with the tariffs now. 130
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Can I request a little stale hell for tomorrow? Maybe an off-brand? Some farm fresh heck for a change? 130
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Please note: Trump just called off the Mexican tariffs. I shall be adding "psychic" to my resume, just as soon as I finish this "I Told You So" dance. 130
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 03/02/2025And the fresh hell for tomorrow will be... Trump becoming the hero by walking back tariffs and "saving Americans millions of dollars." 180
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 03/02/2025This is why I didn't ask what fresh hell awaited us today. Saints preserve us 081
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 02/02/2025But at least Tesla is doing well while all other stocks seem to be shitting the proverbial bed. 🙄 010
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 02/02/2025BREAKING: In advance of the Superbowl, the NFL has issued a preemptive 15-yard penalty for roughing after reading the quarterback reports, citing an obvious threat to "Hurts-Mahomes." Film at 11. 140
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Mmkay another airplane crash I'm just gonna stop asking 160
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Holy shit yesterday's hell was pretty terrible, too. Okay what fresh hell is in store for this Friday? 040
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I'm kinda sick of trying to find commonalities with people who defend TFG. I'm a firm believer that you can't debate someone until you can articulate their position clearly, but it's taking up too much of my brain power to try to rationalize this nonsense. I give up. 🏳🏳🏳 040
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Oh. Airplane crash resulting in loss of life. Okay, so what fresh hell awaits us TODAY (I'll specify Thursday)? 040
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Happy Lunar New Year, y'all! Welcome to the Year of the Wood Snake! 051
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I found ICE's color reference chart Click to expand 140
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Okay but where is there any provision in place preventing him from governing solely via executive orders for the next four years? 130
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Okay, so there's not a single adult around Trump saying "maybe this isn't a good idea"? Where is the Axis of Adults from term #1? 030
Reposted by La DoctoraElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Trump: What happens if I throw this baby off of a roof? Me: It'll die. Trump: [throws baby] [THUD] Schumer: Trump cannot throw babies off of roofs. [THUD] SCOTUS: Trump cannot throw babies off of roofs. [THUD] Me: You guys, he's still throwing babies. [THUD] MAGA: He's such a strong leader! [THUD] 1212469623
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Again. This picture is from 1942, during the enforcement of Executive Order 9066. He had served in the army. They didn't care. He looked Japanese, so he had to go. Shame on anyone who forgot or ignored this history. 195
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Spending the next 4 years obsessing about the minutae of idiot movements and spoken gaffes doesn't sound like fun. 290
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Replacing parts on mom's 1864-constructed house is very this. Documented paranormal activity or the basement heater going mips-up? We may never know. (It was the heater. $7k. Damn ghosts) 4243
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I was given this description on That Other Site today and I feel like it's brought honor to my ancestors. 130
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Oh, hello BlueSky. I forgot you were there, what with the enormous clouds of gloom gathering under the Second Orange Reich downstairs. 4110
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 25/12/2024#waffle1069 2/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 306 🧙 #wafflewizard wafflegame.netwafflegame.netWaffleThe waffle-shaped daily word game. 110
La Doctora @ladoctora.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas, y'all! Wordle 1,285 2/6* 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
