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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I'm at the "I had a dream about eating a brick of cheese last night" stage of my diet.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Lost 30lbs and I'm feeling good about it.

A picture of my stomach, covered in tattoos.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

rubbing mint leaves on all my thongs for the tingle and the taste

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

they should make cheeses for when you are sad, cheeses for when you feel like doing 147 math problems in a row, cheeses for when you need a nap, and cheeses for when you’re feeling extra horny

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I hate to ask this. My dear boy Watson requires dental work that I can not afford. I've tried to put it off, but he is starting to have bad pain and is starting to suffer. If anyone can help, I'd really appreciate it. gofund.me/03a065438

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Donate to Help with Watson's Medical, organized by Aaron Ewen

Hi all. I'm Aaron, but most of you know me as Red. My dear boy Watson requires dental work tha… Aaron Ewen needs your support for Help with Watson's Medical

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm popular on Twitter isn't the brag you think it is.

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026

"Let's not speak ill of the dead"? Oh, so assholes get a free pass because they did the one thing every single person will do someday? Am I only allowed to speak ill of the immortal?

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Stages of life: 1. Birth 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Death

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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

[in the mosh pit] CAN EVERYONE STOP MOVING AROUND FOR A SECOND I DROPPED MY SHRIMP COCKTAIL

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

please do not eat my shorts if you’re hungry i can feed you cheeses and those fancy miniature pickles that make you feel like a giant

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

A delicious cold brew and my pug. Life is good.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Making a thread of disabled artists because a lot of AI "artists" use disabilities as a defense for using the theft machine and are really quick to call you ableist for calling out that bullshit You dont need to be of able body and or mind to create.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

26 months clean and sober. Grateful for the love and support, my homies.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Does anyone still use bluesky? Seems boring as fuck

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

LIFE HACK: call your company’s line using your personal cell phone. Put yourself on hold for a blissfully obscene amount of time Voila, no more calls from stupid people

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

2 Years sober tomorrow. I am absolutely blessed to have had so many awesome people in my corner. It has had its ups and downs, but I'm honestly a better person now than I was back then. Thanks for the love, homies

Just a pic of me crouching in front of a tattoo shop.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

We dance to all the wrong songs! We enjoy all the wrong moves! We dance to all the wrong songs! We're not leading!

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Hey Usha, need a wire coat hanger?

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

if you hold both my ears when you kiss me a polaroid of our passionate moment ejects from my butthole

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 12/11/2025

is this is the sign we've been waiting for

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

A recent drawing I did for a friend.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Making fun of someone's sobriety isn't the flex you think it is.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

If she's yelling at you, quickly put a piece of crab rangoon in her mouth and she'll stop.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

she better run

Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Some of the coolest music I've ever found was in the discount bin of the record store.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will

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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky

Stupid ass boy band wannabe saying he’s too famous to get a job

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

ME: anything? PROSTITUTE: anything *an hour later* PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

We really don’t sing about magic carpet rides anymore.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/10/2025

it was the best of times it was the worcestershire of times

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves] THERAPIST: is that all of them ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table] yep that’s everything THERAPIST: amy ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

If there's an important thing that sobriety has taught me, it's that life is too short to waste on people who add no value to your life. I don't hate those people and wish them well, but holy fuck, be well away from me.

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