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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got a container of soup that quoted Virginia Woolf on the lid saying “soup is cuisine’s kindest course” which is nice but surely there’s someone who said something positive about soup that didn’t walk into the ocean with rocks in their pockets
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Bohug if he was in Chiikawa world. I simply had to!
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Concert in the Egg
a stylized 3d render/study of a painting attributed to a follower of Hieronymous Bosch. it depicts a large egg with a bunch of people inside, some playing instruments, some apparently arguing, some just standing around.
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 04/07/2026
happy birthday hotdogs
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.
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Tens of thousands march in the first Budapest Pride since Viktor Orbán was voted out
Saturday's Pride march came a little more than a year after Orbán's nationalist-populist government passed legislation and a constitutional amendment to outlaw the event, drawing criticism from human ...
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“It's Pronounced Frankensteen”
Gene Wilder as Dr Frankenstein in young Frankenstein
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Jesse Pinkman carries a sketchbook and says "Yo Mr. White." He opens the book proudly and says "I drew us as Sonic O.C.s" Walt leans in intensely and utters "Jesse..."
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Teej @theojulian.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Paul Simon was right, why AM I soft in the middle while the rest of my life is so hard
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century
a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil
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Teej @theojulian.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The only criticism of Skyler White that I’ll accept is that she should have beaten Walter to death with her bare hands
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In the Summer of 1989, a MUPPET KIDS Happy Meal was tested in Springfield, MO. Each character was on a tricycle, which could snap together with each of the other toys. A very cool and very rare set.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas
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Teej @theojulian.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Quinn Hughes is Julien Baker’s Wario
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
[Wesley Willis voice]
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I've been watching what's happening in Minneapolis and I don't know what to say. Two American citizens killed by ICE in three weeks. Countless more who are not citizens. People afraid to leave their homes. For those of us not living in Minnesota, are some things we can actually do:
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Notice one thing missing in all these cases: statistics. www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/immigra...
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Immigrants Do Not Commit More Crimes in the US, Despite Fearmongering - American Immigration Council
Across the globe, immigrants are increasingly being blamed for committing crimes. However, a wealth of research has discredited this myth.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!
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COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination and 4-Year All-Cause Mortality Among Adults in France
This cohort study uses the data from all adults aged 18 to 59 years living in France on November 1, 2021, to evaluate whether there is an association of receipt of an mRNA COVID-19 vaccine with long-t...
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/12/2025
spider cider
salticid monk getting sauced
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Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Canadian Dude @danielsand.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
People don’t get this. Epic will still pay the TERF royalties. So you are still contributing to her evil transphobic harassment and hate campaigns. The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here. Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
he had that shit on
Fozzie bear wearing sunglasses
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
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TransLash Media @translash.org · 14/10/2025
We honor the legacy of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a fierce protector of our collective freedom. Our hearts are with her loved ones and all who carry her vision forward. "We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
An illustration of Miss Major surrounded by candles with blue background and a famous quote of hers written in gold. The quote reads“I don’t need their permission to exist; I exist in spite of them. I want you to train and teach and love on and create families within my community and gender non-conforming people, so that we can understand that we have a culture, we have a history, we have a reason to be here. We have a purpose. We’re entitled to be loved, and seek happiness, and share that with the people that we care about.” -Miss Major Griffin-Gracy
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 01/10/2025
good morning to the history makers
a tweet by @OptaSTATS that says:

The Yankees are the first team in MLB postseason history to have the bases loaded with nobody out in the bottom of the 9th but not score a run and lose the game.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 24/08/2025
ogler who understands about labor rights: "she has an ass that might quit."
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The book Harrow the Ninth constantly gets grief for this line because it’s taken as the book throwing a wink-wink-nudge Tumblr reference at the audience for no reason during a tonally inappropriate time. Which is a shame! It’s an intentional, very characterful moment on the part of the speaker.
A photograph of a printed page of harrow the ninth with a passage in quotation marks. The character John Gaius says: “If I fought the Resurrection Beast I’d leave my Houses to die,” he said. “If I fought the Heralds, I might well go mad, which would be the same thing. So I’m shut in here—walled in, really—to prevent the Nine Houses becoming none House, with left grief.” The final bit is highlighted in yellow.
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Teej @theojulian.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Bret Hart is an all-time hater, but damn if he doesn’t usually end up being right
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 04/08/2025
Janel Grant's rep issued the following statement regarding Brock Lesnar's return to WWE. We’ve asked WWE reps for comment on Lesnar's return but they've not responded
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/07/2025
Hey I don’t want to make a callout post or anything, don’t want to feel like you’re being put on blast, but in light of recent drama I just want to know, why weren’t you at elf practice?
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you. It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/07/2025
annoying to consider that all “eating contests” are simply eating races. how come there’s not one where you’re scored on Panache
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Sudoku @sudoku.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Woke Colonial Sanders be like "here are my 11 herbs and pronouns"
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Teej @theojulian.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Jey Uso just isn’t him
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
bsky moderation cooked my ass here
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let's go mets baby love da mets
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Bear character designs
Digital character designs of six pink bears.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“People will die, but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.” www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
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U.S. Terminates Funding for Polio, H.I.V., Malaria and Nutrition Programs Around the World
Here are some of the 5,800 contracts the Trump administration formally canceled this week in a wave of terse emails.
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Teej @theojulian.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Why is the music at this orthopedics office kidzbop covers of pop songs from 2013
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I would get the history of the witch panics right before posting saccarine dross like this. going-medieval.com/2023/10/20/y...
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You are not, in fact, the granddaughter of the witches they couldn’t burn
Say you are me (sorry about that) and you are minding your own business online, just trying to survive in a world of unrelenting horror when suddenly you are served an ad.  Because of the dark…
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Fellas is it gay to receive homage from your vassals? Buncha guys kneeling in front of you giving you rings and kissing your hands???
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
happy valentines day! give a trans person $100
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 12/02/2025
This photo of Kate Bush is SOMETHING ELSE
White woman in a bright yellow ballgown in an underground car park with an alligator on a leash

Photo credit: Claude Vanheye, Amsterdam (1979) 

Dress - Fong Leng.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
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