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Lee @koplee74.bsky.social · 11h
😂😂😂
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i think you should not use twitter because it is bad for your brain. i have lots of other reasons but "you are ingesting poison purpose-fed to you by the world's richest nazi" is probably never not going to be at the top of the list
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I, a member of the public, do not wish to see my fellow members of the public who teach my children, heal me if I am sick, who administer the state and so on left worse off due to inflation each year.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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Gerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of the Orange Order. They had refused to march on the Garvaghy Road… because it was haunted”
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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh look, it's Fedward
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Sensible Red @sensiblered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something almost indescribable about that Parrot goal from last night. I say almost as ‘satisfying’ is the word I’d use but not sure it does it justice. There have been better/different goals scored, defending could’ve been better etc, but it’s just given me a real sense of satisfaction. 🦜
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Eoghan Daltun 🌍 @irishrainforest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Utterly mad how most of society just bumbles along, ignoring the monstrous future realities being locked in place, day in day out.
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Loki @lokideburca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brian Kerr, a man who'd know, said the vote on the game was 14-8(9 including Bazunu). Knowing what you know. 9 of your teammates against it. The majority of the public against it. It officially recognised as a genocide. Your conscience. How can you put on that green jersey and fuckin play? How??!
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think this thread is worth reading, FYI
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Text which says "The best way to stop grey squirrels from multiplying rapidly is to take away their calculators."
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah missed it - I'll have a look
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One thing I remember is the constant supportive leaks from the utd hierarchy during Amorim's time about how all the stats meant they were more than happy to give him time. Unless I've missed it that's not happening now, wonder if that speaks to how committed they are to Carrick continuing
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Dermot Casey @dermotcasey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The €1bn spent on fossil fuel sinces April would have put 8kw battery & solar on 100,000 homes buying them energy freedom for 20+ years. The €1bn+ that will be spent over the next few months would bring that to 250,000 homes. What we lack is will and vision
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But represents a crucial control that stops the ratchet effect from kicking in - when one's career depends on having a strident opinion once a week it tends to lead to exteme opinions needing to be formulated
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/09/2026
i’m sorry but this entire worldview seems not just evil but deeply stupid? the far future is fake! it doesn’t exist! what matters are people here and now!
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have seen this Nature piece about the effects of X's algorithm mentioned again and it bears repeating; exposure to a right wing algorithm makes you - measurably and predictably - more right wing, even after you stop using it. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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The political effects of X’s feed algorithm - Nature
Among users initially on a chronological feed, 7 weeks of exposure to X’s algorithmic feed in 2023 shifted political attitudes and account-following behaviour in a more conservative direction compared...
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Ben @treble99united.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
With his history, that decision is outrageous.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/09/2026
hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I dunno, I still feel that not enough people talk about the American President being out of his fucking mind.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve got a scoop boss, you heard that John Lennon’s kid had a child of his own right? Well, you won’t believe it but John has a connection to that new baby
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Manchester City have the most prolific striker in Premier League history, have signed a three-man midfield for not far off £350m and 2 of the 7 most expensive defenders of all time, yet it would be a huge shock to almost everyone, it seems, if Arsenal don't win the league.
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes Joe!
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
29 years today! We all remember where we were when she died.
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hate the way I feel after eating fast food so the plan is I’ll just keep doing it forever
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You think his plan was to invest more than a billion quid to tank the value of the club so he can buy it on the cheap even though they pre-agreed the purchase price with the glazers as part of the original deal?
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The argument is that SJR invested only for a return. How is he going to make money? He either improves the club enough to sell for a profit or he takes dividends
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
But he'll need to be taking money out of the club to recoup his investment. There have been no dividends since he came in and even if they come back they were running at around 25m a year. He only owns 25% of the club I think so dividends aren't going to get him a profit on his investment.
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Putting aside his awfulness for a sec, how would he make money by having us yo-yo between 7th and 3rd? F genuinely how will he make a return on his >£1bn investment?
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is a disgrace. For all the bollocks about Jim Ratcliffe wanting a shiny new stadium to be his legacy, his real legacy will be pricing out and pushing away long-standing season ticket holders from the club they’ve supported for decades.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another fucking treasure gone.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Finally! They invented a machine that will go downstairs with your kids on Christmas morning, switch on the tree lights, cry 'HE'S BEEN' & sit blearily watching them unwrap what you carefully wrapped 'from Santa' in delight while eating Quality Street for you, while you crack on with that report!
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Concerned but prepared to wait a few weeks before drawing conclusions. Squad building has been pretty good imo so the ability level of the team is actually ok.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Michael did you look directly at the Sun?” “no…”
Meme of a Glowing man in a diner
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@brynnester

[Second Day As A Kamikaze Pilot]
Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second Bryn?
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Jimmy @thecrumb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Even utd? Feels like we've boxed a little bit vleberer than would have been typical previously
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
matt damon is the only person in the world who is generation x and also generation z because he was born in the 70s and also bourne in the 2000s
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Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I knew I saved this for a reason!
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