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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well dweller is sick
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need a big hug that crushes me into a fine paste
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has anyone called this place Poosky? I don’t think it’s bad but that’s sitting right there. I was bullied as a kid
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kawhi laughing like a robot all the way to the bank
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Literally which fast food is “safe” to eat? This is not rhetorical. You can’t even google anything anymore
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the most ai sounding quote possible, good job tom
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let your loved ones know when you have diarrhea
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I must be a little bit gay
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Genuinely distressed to realize i’m not secure enough to sit behind a guy (even a dear friend) on a motorcycle. Hugging him. Putting my head down+closing my eyes when I get scared. Nope not doing it.
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stub hub is a bunch of sneaky criminals. Normally that’s cool but these guys buck the trend.
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If big pun was alive today he’d say he’s not a rizzler he just cracks a lot. And he’d be on that ozempic.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t need alcohol to have a good time. I never have a good time.
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Intrigued by the upcoming dlc for ghost of yotei i’m playing back through it to get used to the controls again and yelling weeeeeee every time i slide down a cliff
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Redbreast redbreast, what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do when you’re aged 12 years
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don’t forget to take a break from feeling bad about the world to feel bad about yourself
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
they're coming out with Merchandise 2
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In a surprise ruling from SCOTUS it is now illegal to be mean to me
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme damon stoudamire
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5 first round picks. When cap circumvention is happening elsewhere. I guess that’s the price for getting caught. Damn 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Drew @4484.cool · 02/09/2026
If cosmic horror happened to me I would just deal with it
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lake America would be full of ranch
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thinking about coming up with the world’s first no gender bathroom. No one can go in there.
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bing bong: hug ya wife
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
N00b: teach me about stock market Sage: it’s all about dividends N00b: yessss. Thank you
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you explain something with its own jargon you’re a fool A FOOL
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a golden age for strippers trying to be funny
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not a great sign
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My gf’s father regularly wears a fedora
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Are you saying habeas corpus or habeas porpoise
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m considering hitting four home runs in my MLB debut
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Blessing god as blood rushes back into my legs after a 20 minute poop
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When someone lets me know they’re a girl mom or girl dad it helps me ID the gender of their child
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Anytime someone gets a bloody nose I assume they’re doing blow. Little kids, old ladies, doesn’t matter.
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The next mouthful of pirates booty will be the one that satisfies me
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The only thing we have to fear is the rapid decline of everything
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Recently heard kids are arriving at colleges almost en masse unprepared for English 101, and now this. I’m sure things will be fine tho
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A lot of ppl would use time travel to go back and kill Hitler. I’d go back and give lebron a strong father figure
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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punctuation @crip.es · 13/07/2026
sorry i can’t come in today the veil has been lifted
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Take me down to the icu city where the patients are sleeping and the nurses are pretty
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The strait of hormuz implies there should be a gay of hormuz. Have the imams considered this? I think not
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA announces that team USA can use their hands “just if they need to”
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Expedition 33 is amazing but so…. french(?)
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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you think of your toilet as a monster who eats piss and shit it’s actually pretty unsettling. Hope this helps
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