BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Shouting across the house in a long-term egalitarian relationship be like: I recognize that this is not your responsibility but please help me remember to put the recycling out tonight! 0101
Reposted by BitchyFairyAddled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t care how old this makes me sound: eating dinner before 6 PM is the tits. 1110914
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So my goal for Day 1 of my new plant ID course was to go over leaf types and flower types. I have 38 slides so far and just got to "what is a flower". 😬 061
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The new academic year starts tomorrow, and bf just walked outside and fired up the lawn mower while singing Gogol Bordello's "No Time for Idiots." I'm sure this is fine. 090
Reposted by BitchyFairyHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026All Democrats have to do to win midterms is be like "We won't give you the explosive diarrhea parasite" and instead they probably will be like "We have to move further right to appeal to the explosive diarrhea parasite" 411822
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Every single Dickens novel is just a dozen coincidences in a trench coat 4122
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You can have my reaction GIFs when you pry them from my wrinkly old lady hands 0307
Reposted by BitchyFairy'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Most of us are just a single ATV-related head injury away from becoming a kid rock fan, stay woke 07124
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I realized that this 100 lb meatball will be 11 in a few weeks, and I have been having a crisis about it all day 5445
Reposted by BitchyFairyJulia Gulia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @jrobb773.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There are some people at work today to whom I’d like to send a very generous gift certificate for Taylor Farms products. 0132
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If I had a billion dollars, I'd find out who is responsible for the creation of Workday and have them fired into the sun 1142
Reposted by BitchyFairyNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ran out of Febreeze so I'm filling up a spray bottle with hot dog water and hoping for the best. 1423851
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026*Eating plain white rice at midnight to settle my tummy* Fuck you, I won't do what you told me Fuck you, I won't do what you told me 090
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I know I am properly middle aged because it takes a narrowly sublethal dose of antacids to hold up to a single whiskey sour 0123
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026kids these days have never heard of a printer margin and it shows 070
Reposted by BitchyFairyTom Toro @tbtoro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026📚🤔 My latest for @climateconnections.bsky.social 6522207
Reposted by BitchyFairymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is from reading emails, not running from bears or whatever 411917
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When Republicans say they want to make America great again, apparently they mean returning to the halcyon days of dysentery and measles epidemics 082
Reposted by BitchyFairyNative Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026HenchMEN? Plural? In this economy?!? 22912
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It's very clear that one of my favorite bands let the drummer write their new album. Unfortunately. 062
Reposted by BitchyFairyKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 27/07/2026Terry Pratchett held that things are not simply Right and Wrong. Rather, there is Right, Wrong and Bloody Stupid, and it is important not to get tangled up in Bloody Stupid as it just wastes your time. Anyway I'm blocking a lot. 434659
Reposted by BitchyFairyniteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell's face in my toast this morning and I spoke to him in my prayers last night so yes, I think he died but he's been resurrected 1236
Reposted by BitchyFairyOh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026you should probably be nicer to yourself — unless you are a billionaire, then you should be meaner to yourself. 0112
Reposted by BitchyFairyBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*me doing anything* before 2020 Hope I’m doing this right *me doing anything* after 2025 Pfft 320479
Reposted by BitchyFairyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The secret to not getting burned by a politician is to assume they're all power hungry assholes with a few screws loose who would sooner throw their own mother into oncoming traffic than admit they made a mistake. It has served me well 1637868
Reposted by BitchyFairyGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026normalize ending your parasocial relationships with politicians who will grind you beneath their heels for a check from palantir 628774
Reposted by BitchyFairyandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/07/2026Calculating how many Frank's Red Hot sauce packets I need to steal from the hospital cafeteria to cover the copay 17535118
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bf: Oh, there it went Me: What? Bf: Edible kicked in *10 minutes later* Bf: I'd rather this bagel were a doughnut 2185
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The world has become an incredibly stupid place when I have to use 2-factor authentication to log into fucking Ulta to buy fucking face lotion 03611
Reposted by BitchyFairyCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i used to do stuff but now i just try to survive the things 16448171
Reposted by BitchyFairypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales" 485192572131
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It's 6 weeks yet before the new academic year starts, and there's already a catastrophic-scale reply-all chain happening. Maybe this is the year I finally run away and live in a cave 171
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Exclusively running Linux means I get to feel vaguely smug 95% of the time but pay dearly for it when my system simply decides the hard drive no longer exists after a perfectly normal restart 1100
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Adulthood can be best summed up by the fact that I was really hoping to buy a new grill this summer, and instead the hot water heater died and I needed knee surgery 0399
Reposted by BitchyFairyChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/07/2026The thing about being ruled by a gerontocracy is that cohort mortality is a probability density, meaning all these fuckers start dying around the same time -- in clusters. The same Weibull Distribution "bathtub curve" explains why batches of light bulbs and hard drives all die in the same month. 472022451
Reposted by BitchyFairy🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes" 434103554
Reposted by BitchyFairyThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188804439
Reposted by BitchyFairyGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense. 310121334562
Reposted by BitchyFairyceej @ceej.online · 27/03/2024every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act 1248191264
Reposted by BitchyFairyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208685340
Reposted by BitchyFairyJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 12/07/2026‘guy who died while we were waiting to hear if another guy died’ is a fitting and worthy epitaph 172471267
Reposted by BitchyFairyFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026mitch mcconnell hamlet 🤝 to be or not to be 110519
Reposted by BitchyFairyCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing 8669531770
Reposted by BitchyFairyOh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026my mom and I don’t agree about a lot of things, but she recently informed me she thinks AI is evil and ushering in the apocalypse so at least that’s one thing we don’t need to argue about 0121
Reposted by BitchyFairyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Oh, you refer to yourself as sassy? You seem like a nightmare. 716863
Reposted by BitchyFairyJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It never ceases to amaze me how much this guy who is succeeding because he’s getting things done while communicating just common joy is continually being painted by projection. 930147
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026If you stop believing survivors when the perpetrator happens to share your political party, then you're trash 0204
BitchyFairy @thebitchyfairy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*Playing a board game* Me: Ohhhhh yes, I think I WILL have the Mountain King Bf: Me: Wait, that sounded wrong 091
