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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I'm never going to run out of stupid things to say, so you might as well listen.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1h

A mukbang video, but it’s just me eating Oreos while crying.

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 7h

Me: *signs into netflix* Netflix: password? Me: password123 Netflix: hmmm, what's the secret code Me: 123 Netflix: hmmm, prove that it's you Me: *flashes tits* Netflix: ooooh hey hey hey, pancake tits, whatchu wanna watch?

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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 3h

Sometimes you have to stay busy so that you have no time to feel.

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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 2h

Name your first celeb crush (She's why I wanted to be a guitarist since I was 2 years old)

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The Bangles Susanna Hoffs

Alt: The Bangles Susanna Hoffs

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h

they made a robot that can actually dance like a human I don't know how it twerks

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

Whoever keeps saving my skeets we could be living together by now.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 2h

Girrrrl I got a guest bedroom with your name on it 😏

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I could have used common sense, but I rarely stoop so low.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10h

I talk to myself but draw the line at listening

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 11h

A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 11h

yes, be glad lol... *I'm all "just grab the rope" 😅

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 11h

No! 😅 one time this lab mix got stuck in the deep end and I was to scared to pull him out. He finally made it but I remember being frantic

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 14h

That's not a speaking engagement you were at therapy.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At what point in the small talk is it socially acceptable to fake to your own death?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I'm not afraid of anything, I remember when television used to just cut to static after midnight.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

Back in the day neighborhood dogs would climb under our fence to swim... even that scared me pretty bad lol

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

😂🤣 stellar alt text

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

I sorta figured he was too 🤭

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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 15h

Am I a horrible person because I thought Mike Ditka was already dead? 😬 I'm sure it is a sad day in Chicago and for many Bears fans across the world. Rest in Peace, Coach.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

You're moving, right?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 16h

Get the most out of life by being the best whore you can be.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 12h

The weather looks lovely this weekend. You guys should get out and protest the terrorists running your country

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

Ghost me harder baby, I'm almost scared

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I hate when my insomnia kicks in at work.

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

If by free thinker you mean nobody has given me a penny for my thoughts then yeah, I'm a free thinker.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

I always enjoy this special time of year when my account seems vaguely appropriate.

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

The piquant flavor of a breakfast Sauvignon Blanc.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

I would give my last fuck to throat punch you

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/02/2026

A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I keep my bouncy castle in the basement so I don't get blown away.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This day in history. 1916. Canadian Pte. James Richardson earned a Victoria Cross for parading in front of the enemy playing the bagpipes inspiring his comrades to capture a German entrenchment. He was shot dead of course, you can't expect men raised on Brahms to tolerate the old dudelsack for long.

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