Reposted by JohnTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY. 6222991691
Reposted by Johnlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals 321891321
Reposted by JohnJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.” 967375
Reposted by Johnlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my small son has been wearing a superman cape we got from goodwill all day every day for ... two weeks? three weeks? and asking that we all call him superman, and pretending he's superman. which is very funny because his understanding of superman as a concept is rudimentary at best 1031621
Reposted by JohnDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz 152274410
Reposted by JohnAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this is what the segments would look like on a left-wing fox news right now - should trump be impeached over gas prices? - a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened - hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies - another gas price segment - silly animals 261777275
John @stgwi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Half of my conversations with @swoozyc.bsky.social are just us trying to guess what the pets are thinking 010
Reposted by JohnMicah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them 7353341053
Reposted by JohnBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Should Democrats allow Hasan Piker to compete in high school sports? I can only imagine Americans sitting in this line for crusts of bread say it’s the issue that is most important to them 211389150
Reposted by JohnAnil Dash @anildash.com · 26/08/2026So Meta will always choose to pay, rather than to fight, because then it doesn't have to change. The initial investigation by the FTC into Facebook's abuse of its users was *SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO*, and that one also ended in a settlement. After which, they... went back to abuse their users. 3514142
Reposted by JohnAnil Dash @anildash.com · 26/08/2026Meta is a creep who will _never_ take no for an answer, and never stop trying to ignore their lack of consent. Every media & regulatory organization in the world seems determined to ignore this reality; I genuinely don't understand why. Today's settlement is so that Meta can keep violating consent. 131122328
Reposted by JohnDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182554359
Reposted by Johnrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/08/2026as a democrat, it makes me sick to see american citizens killed by ICE without their families getting some kind of end of year tax credit to allay their suffering 519318
Reposted by John🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 09/08/2026They won't get far, other states actually prosecute drunk driving 372940427
Reposted by JohnMaxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026TIL Rube Goldberg told his kids to change their surnames and one picked George and so the other, already named George, also adopted it to keep the family together, ending up as George George. I now believe Luigi Mario and Mario Mario came to be under the exact same circumstances. 3787
Reposted by JohnNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/202640 years ago, it was so common for men to have a beautiful house with a beautiful wife that he would frequently confuse them for another’s. Sometimes they wouldn’t even know how they had arrived at said location in a large automobile. Now the days have gone by and men struggle to achieve either. 341772219
Reposted by JohnDjango Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real 15959611676
Reposted by JohnJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the scariest part of this is the idea of a burrito made at home by a white republican, like some kind of racist sloppy joe on a wet albertson’s tortilla 1524515
Reposted by JohnJake Berman @lostsubways.com · 03/08/2026this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/? 852850986
John @stgwi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026One of the best parts about flying home to Los Angeles is seeing young families who are obviously going to Disneyland 020
Reposted by JohnAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection? 533151871802
Reposted by JohnBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Telemachus: without me the throne will be lost Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS Odysseus: 112622
Reposted by JohnDenali @denali.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover. 713107616
Reposted by Johnthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My privilege to share some lovely stories from the science community about what Sam Neill's timeless performance as Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park meant to them—and why it will continue to inspire kids to chase their own discoveries for years to come.wired.comSam Neill Inspired a Generation of ScientistsThe actor, who died at age 78 on Monday, embodied a passionate approach to research and positive masculinity in his role as paleontologist Alan Grant in the 1993 blockbuster Jurassic Park. 232762798
Reposted by JohnMicah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026"birthright citizenship is destroying this nation and everyone who benefited from it should be denaturalized and deported except this one guy, temporarily, for sports reasons" about sums up this administration 132501421
Reposted by JohnBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 03/07/2026A key to staying sane in trying times is to realize that your ability to create change, even in the best of times, is very limited, but your ability to make yourself feel bad about politics, or anything really, is basically unlimited and making yourself feel bad doesn’t make change more likely 748089
Reposted by JohnIoannis Ziogas @ziogas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers. 17551291825
Reposted by JohnLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80114013392
Reposted by JohnGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.medium.comTo the Trans Girl Who Just Lost at the Supreme Court: So Did I 26 Years AgoA letter to Becky Pepper Jackson about her trans sports case defeat at SCOTUS yesterday 3269052364
Reposted by JohnLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.” 242100287
Reposted by JohnAnil Dash @anildash.com · 19/06/2026The number of people at the Knicks parade today were roughly equal to the combined population of Wyoming, Vermont, North Dakota, South Dakota, Delaware, Montana & Alaska. So if you heard about any issues in NYC today, but not about any crimes in those states, you know the agenda of that media. 162777594
Reposted by JohnNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026One thing I learned when I was just out of college and watching 6-8 hours of Fox News a day for my research job at Media Matters: Ingesting hours of propaganda on a daily basis changes you, no matter how smart you think you are. If you don't notice the changes, that just makes you an easier mark. 273719820
Reposted by JohnKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight 2683732309
Reposted by Johnerika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 10/06/2026cracking open a cold one with the boys 412752474
Reposted by JohnLuke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The best part of the 2014 Spurs championship was when my brother took the Larry O’Brien trophy to different parks we grew up playing at unannounced and let whoever happened to be there enjoy it. 827358