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Brocutus of Borg

@swoozyc.bsky.social
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Thick thighs. Saves lives.

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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It was a W today! I fucking love these women and I love rugby!
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Y’all I had a patient yesterday tell me I look like a young Ellen Degeneres 😭 I have short, blonde hair and am vaguely queer looking but please don’t associate me with that woman
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
LETS GO SPARKS
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I can’t stop watching this video. Luka’s little lit up face! Welcome to LA!
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From the lakers community on Reddit: Luka's face when he realized LeBron was open on the fastbreak
Explore this post and more from the lakers community
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The NBA needs to coordinate with Beyoncé better this can’t happen again.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 02/02/2025
Beyonce saw that basketball trade announcement and said
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I hope Anthony Davis gets his DPOY with the Mavs
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is too many things
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
AND A COWBOY CARTER TOUR IS ANNOUNCED TODAY???
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This AD/ Luka trade has me shook to my core. Is it somehow April fools already?
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Y’all I’m just very excited for the WNBA season to start
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
FROM SHAMS: The Storm are acquiring the No. 2 pick in the 2025 WNBA draft and Li Yueru from the Sparks in this three-team trade, with the Sparks getting No. 9 from Seattle and the Aces receiving No. 13 from LA, sources tell me, @ramonashelburne, @alexaphilippou and @kendra__andrews.
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
@kelseyplumofficial.bsky.social WELCOME TO LA BB! We already live you!
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
KELSEY PLUM COMING TO THE LA SPARKS!!! This is a dream come true!!
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I loved and admired this woman. She was one I would follow into battle. A true fighter and ally in every way. God bless you Cecile Richards. Rest in Peace and Power. www.cnn.com/2025/01/20/u...
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Cecile Richards, former Planned Parenthood president, has died | CNN
Cecile Richards, the former president of Planned Parenthood, has died, her family said Monday in a statement.
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Eldest child has hijacked my PS5 to play Horizon Zero Dawn. Taking this opposite finally play KOTOR on her Switch Lite
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Not choosing a fighter but Bono just went to a NYE party at J. K. Rowling’s house. Take his medal back
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Panettone and coffee time!
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Whoever did this to the Celtics G league team is fucking rude
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 16/12/2024
This is SO interesting. If anyone is looking for me I’ll be down an octopus rabbit hole
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If Humans Die Out, Octopuses Already Have the Chops to Build the Next Civilization, Scientist Claims
With brains that process information almost like a computer, the sea creatures already use tools and can be social. But they need to make a few changes before they can take over the world.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/12/2024
I…need these to wear to the gym
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Some thoughts on playing rugby: It feels really powerful knowing I get super physical and be totally fine after! It’s such a heavy contact sport and I was really nervous going into it. But I gave and took some pretty heavy hits and walked away relatively unscathed. As a woman that feels really cool!
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I joined a Rugby team a couple months ago and last night we spent the whole practice tackling one another in prep for a scrimmage this weekend. I’m definitely bruised up on my hip and knees, but omg my entire posterior chain is SO SORE
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/12/2024
Every conservative columnist right now.
The image features a cropped screenshot of an article headline, authored by Alice Thomson, titled "Don’t replace the culture war with class war." Below the headline, a crying man meme is superimposed with text saying:

"Bro please don’t worry about why you pay more in taxes than billionaires. Worry about the War on Christmas & The Trans Agenda. Please bro. Stay distracted bro."
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 08/12/2024
The police love community involvement when they want your help catching someone but hate it when you film them stopping or arresting someone.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 05/12/2024
my take can be succinctly summarized as “American oligarchs and MAGAs aren’t anywhere near as invulnerable as they think they are, but violent revolutions and insurgencies are also pretty much always hideous bloody nightmares that kill a bunch of innocent people”
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Americans have an unrealistic view of what revolution looks likes bc ours lead to a relatively stable government in the end. Ours was basically the only one. Just about every other historical revolution ended in authoritarianism, reigns of terror, genocides, and political chaos
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
As an oncology nurse who has had countless patients denied life saving treatment and even the scan we use to monitor cancer growth/ response, I’ll just say I can understand why that guy got shot
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Don’t tell my book club, but I really did not like All The Colors of the Dark. My worst read of the year tbh. If I was t trying to finish it for book club I would have DNF’d it after the first couple chapters
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Here’s some of my favorite books I listened to this year: 1) a history of cancer and treatment, which was extra special for me bc I am an oncology nurse, but truly such a gripping book! Whatever the audiobook equivalent of a page turner is, this book was that!
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A good year tbh
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I just finished watching the DWTS season finale and there is honestly no way I could love Ilona Maher more that I do right now
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I know that ultimately, this is where my soul truly resides, but today I feel like a fool for believing the best in people
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
The states that voted to enshrine abortion right but also voted for Trump have truly lost the plot. How do you think we got here??
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
a.co/d/4iUeum1 Imma just put this right here for all of you
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Time to start stocking up on Plan B, Doritos, and children’s Tylenol I guess
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Catching up on the DNC speeches and really am enjoying Kamala’s nasal voice representation
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
I would like to wish a happy birthday to the two great loves of my life: my husband @stgwi and Gillian Anderson
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
The IOC requiring “Imagine” being sung at every Olympics has the same energy as Paul Ryan saying Rage Against the Machine is his favorite band.
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
You gotta hand it to Paris they really let it all hang out at this opening ceremony: heavy metal band, the beginnings of a threesome, drag queens on a fashion runway, that weird blue guy, animatronic Joan of Arc! And Minions??? LA has a lot to live up to in 2028.
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
The IOC requiring “Imagine” being sung at every Olympics has the same energy as Paul Ryan saying Rage Against the Machine is his favorite band.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
"It’s not hard to see, then, how step-parenthood like Harris’s strikes a blow to this right-wing worldview. It acknowledges that family is something more fluid and voluntary than the rigid nuclear model that Vance et al portray as the only valid option." www.momleft.com/p/politician...
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Politicians Don't Need To Be Mom(ala)s
Republicans are trying to attack Kamala Harris (a step-mother) as unqualified due to lack of biological children. It's a desperate move from a party that wants to police women's roles.
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Gail Drakes @gaildrakes.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Gina knows what time it is! 🎉✨💁🏽‍♀️ But just a reminder if you get all caught up in trying to cure the racism (or getting folks to see how loudly you try to cure the racism), that ain’t helping. Stay on target! 🎯 You can call it out, then pivot and talk about the task at hand. Drown that mess out!
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
I once heard someone say that millions of people were able to live meaningful lives during the fall of Rome, and I hold on to that very tightly sometimes
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Somethings belong on the timeline. Others belong in the encrypted group chat…
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD" listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
I can tell I’ve healed a lot of my childhood trauma bc now I can listen to old Tori Amos and not dissolve into a puddle
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
So this might be Beyoncé’s best album. I do not say that lightly.
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Magic Johnson and Larry Bird are my favorite enemies to lovers
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Brocutus of Borg @swoozyc.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf
Two panel meme. First panel is Jadzia Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine saying “Have you heard of Elf on a Shelf?
He hides in your quarters to observe your activities and sends a report to his boss, who then adds you to the list he keeps of who is good or bad.”
The second panel is Major Kira setting her phaser to kill and saying “sounds like a collaborator to me”
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