Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 4hin Canada it's yogourt so it can be bilingual even though in france it's yaourt 340
Reposted by Karen GeierKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 18/01/2026me when i'm about to call a bunch of people plairs 1213
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 4hway overdue. Love a rollie coaster but not one that's a TBI machine 2110
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 8hthat is in fact the conservative party phone number in the first message. her work phone number is this one 250.554.8381 061
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 9hupdate: they still have not replied but their name domain accidentally renewed on my credit card so I own it for a year 51024
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 10hNeed to write an essay on how celebrities appearing on Streeter type TikTok shows has ruined them 130
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 12hOk I can’t believe I have to say this: who has the other ALF with big tiddies image 4233
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 13hwho has the alf with big tiddies image handy? i need it for work 181
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 21hi see he's comforting the comfortable and afflicting the afflicted again 1240
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 29/09/2026Today’s episode of Temperature by Sean Paul follows me everywhere I go: It’s @joshgondelman.bsky.social doing shortie math 1272
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 29/09/2026Dog was playing too hard with his snuffle mat and fell off the bed. Hes fine, just a dork ass 0110
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 28/09/2026You haven’t lived in toronto until you’ve seen a traffic jam comprised solely emergency vehicles 050
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026it's ok to support stuff you don't personally benefit from. I would rather show up nude on a work zoom than ride a bike in the city of toronto but I want everyone who wants to to be able to without the fear of homicide 05410
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026time to regulate my nervous system (playing Oracle of Ages while Designing Women is on in the background) 010
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026God gives his toughest battles (being a recipient of my voice memos) to his bravest soldiers 020
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026the sensory nightmare that is tony's chocolonely's pieces 1100
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026trying to imagine people dressed up for costco and it's twisting me melon 2190
Reposted by Karen GeierTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You take our bike lanes, we take the road. Toronto showed up Friday night. 📸 @geoffreybercarich via Instagram 211300238
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026The delight that is checking out @julieklausner.bsky.social’s paintings julieklausner.fun/collections/...julieklausner.funPaintingsJulie Klausner selling stuff 171
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026Does anyone else have a small dog who looks at your boobs like they’re furniture? I can’t lean back more than a few degrees on the couch without the dog trying to maneuver his way to lying across my boobs or resting his head on them 040
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026does anyone know why all the salon hair products seem to be on sale everywhere right now? every salon online and even sephora have deals going 100
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026who here has had the joshua weissman sandwich at his restaurant in austin 010
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026love that story about the kids who were using the comments of an NPR podcast for their group chat 2120
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026I have a friend who comes in from SF sometimes and takes me to breakfast at the Four Seasons and someone has to meet it or beat it 050
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026There’s an app where you can “meet interesting people over breakfast” and are you for real? We need to be CLOSE for me to be able to trust you’re not going to piss me off at a breakfast with some bullshit like wanting it to be brunch 4260
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026crying to the UN about Hasan Piker is not very Philly Guy behavior 0311
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026all's i'm saying is that i think the only time french fries go with pizza is when you're learning how to ski 160
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026why does your hot dog look like a thumb with a dick head on the end of it 2230
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026Thank you. Please do some cool trick pours when you do it ty 040
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026It’s so funny how that lemonade killed 4 people and now you’re not allowed to have it but a CEO can tell the press every day oh our chatbot wants to kill everyone but we’re not interested in turning it off and that’s fine 1292
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026I have one of those faces where people ask me about stuff everywhere I go. Today I’m at a client’s office in their restaurant and some person just asked me where they keep the milk! 060
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026Someone didn’t pay me for some work I did for them on 2025 and I sent like 5 reminders and when their website came up for renewal I backed it up and let it lapse and wouldn’t you know 2 weeks later they emailed me to ask me why their website was down. 41022
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026Wore my @julieklausner.bsky.social Ketamine shirt to see The History of Concrete last night 020
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026people love to say they hate the word moist when Guelph is right there 190
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026still thinking about The History of Concrete and if we're mutuals and you want to see it, I will absolutely go again 140
Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026my stank nastiest opinion is people are babies about the time change 3231