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Karen Geier

@karengeier.com
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Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 4h
don't worry I didn't hit send
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 4h
in Canada it's yogourt so it can be bilingual even though in france it's yaourt
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 18/01/2026
me when i'm about to call a bunch of people plairs
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 4h
way overdue. Love a rollie coaster but not one that's a TBI machine
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 5h
how much did netflix pay bill cosby to reboot a different world
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 6h
Bonne Maman guava jam
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 8h
that is in fact the conservative party phone number in the first message. her work phone number is this one 250.554.8381
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 9h
update: they still have not replied but their name domain accidentally renewed on my credit card so I own it for a year
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 10h
Need to write an essay on how celebrities appearing on Streeter type TikTok shows has ruined them
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 11h
Thank you, you saint
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 12h
Ok I can’t believe I have to say this: who has the other ALF with big tiddies image
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 13h
who has the alf with big tiddies image handy? i need it for work
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 17h
Got invited to join the hockey pool at work today and lmao
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 21h
i see he's comforting the comfortable and afflicting the afflicted again
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 29/09/2026
Today’s episode of Temperature by Sean Paul follows me everywhere I go: It’s @joshgondelman.bsky.social doing shortie math
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 29/09/2026
Dog was playing too hard with his snuffle mat and fell off the bed. Hes fine, just a dork ass
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 28/09/2026
You haven’t lived in toronto until you’ve seen a traffic jam comprised solely emergency vehicles
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
it's ok to support stuff you don't personally benefit from. I would rather show up nude on a work zoom than ride a bike in the city of toronto but I want everyone who wants to to be able to without the fear of homicide
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
time to regulate my nervous system (playing Oracle of Ages while Designing Women is on in the background)
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
God gives his toughest battles (being a recipient of my voice memos) to his bravest soldiers
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
the sensory nightmare that is tony's chocolonely's pieces
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
trying to imagine people dressed up for costco and it's twisting me melon
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You take our bike lanes, we take the road. Toronto showed up Friday night. 📸 @geoffreybercarich via Instagram
Cyclists taking the lane stretching kms of a city street
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
The delight that is checking out @julieklausner.bsky.social’s paintings julieklausner.fun/collections/...
julieklausner.fun
Paintings
Julie Klausner selling stuff
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
Does anyone else have a small dog who looks at your boobs like they’re furniture? I can’t lean back more than a few degrees on the couch without the dog trying to maneuver his way to lying across my boobs or resting his head on them
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
The existence of SNL UK is so cursed to me
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
*David Letterman voice* Gottmik Deewee
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
does anyone know why all the salon hair products seem to be on sale everywhere right now? every salon online and even sephora have deals going
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
Let's go, girls
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
Costco baby food success
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
who here has had the joshua weissman sandwich at his restaurant in austin
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
love that story about the kids who were using the comments of an NPR podcast for their group chat
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
Why is it so sad when a dog can’t poop
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
I have a friend who comes in from SF sometimes and takes me to breakfast at the Four Seasons and someone has to meet it or beat it
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
1000000%
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
There’s an app where you can “meet interesting people over breakfast” and are you for real? We need to be CLOSE for me to be able to trust you’re not going to piss me off at a breakfast with some bullshit like wanting it to be brunch
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
when i've gotta scratch my grond
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
crying to the UN about Hasan Piker is not very Philly Guy behavior
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
all's i'm saying is that i think the only time french fries go with pizza is when you're learning how to ski
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
why does your hot dog look like a thumb with a dick head on the end of it
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
Thank you. Please do some cool trick pours when you do it ty
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
It’s so funny how that lemonade killed 4 people and now you’re not allowed to have it but a CEO can tell the press every day oh our chatbot wants to kill everyone but we’re not interested in turning it off and that’s fine
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
Huge bee in elevator
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
I have one of those faces where people ask me about stuff everywhere I go. Today I’m at a client’s office in their restaurant and some person just asked me where they keep the milk!
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
Someone didn’t pay me for some work I did for them on 2025 and I sent like 5 reminders and when their website came up for renewal I backed it up and let it lapse and wouldn’t you know 2 weeks later they emailed me to ask me why their website was down.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
Wore my @julieklausner.bsky.social Ketamine shirt to see The History of Concrete last night
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
people love to say they hate the word moist when Guelph is right there
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
still thinking about The History of Concrete and if we're mutuals and you want to see it, I will absolutely go again
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
FRIEND SAYS
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
my stank nastiest opinion is people are babies about the time change
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