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Luke Bonner

@lukeybonner.bsky.social
6.8K followers 857 following 8.3K posts

The most online former A-10 basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer. My only character flaw is that I love the Boston Celtics.

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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If dem leadership was smart, they would get Syd & TP as presidential running mates.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The boy’s teacher has a board on his wall with every New England pro sports team’s schedule/results for the week on it. Elite move. This man deserves an award.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Used a lot of bowls today. Top rack filled up twice in the dishwasher. Well above average bowl usage day.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been meaning g to tell you guys about this dude I used to play pickup with at San Francisco who looks exactly like Henry Steele from One on One.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some of you on here supported my effort to start a town team basketball program after our rec dept cut it last year. Thought I’d share a couple cool updates… we have evals tomorrow. For the 1st time, we have enough interest to field multiple 3/4 grade and 5/6 grade girls teams!
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dad’s in charge.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My teammates talking about how they miss the feeling of being a college basketball player. And I’m like “i miss the feeling of being a college kid hanging out in Northampton on a Friday night.” That shit was the best.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feel like all the athletes/celebs who’ve cashed endorsement checks for this shit deserve to get rolled into whatever happens here.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I ordered a Diego Luna USMNT jersey in the spring and it arrived last week. Kinda makes me like it even more.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hot take: it’s more difficult to shoot a jumper when someone contests from behind you than in front of you.
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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching D'Angelo turn "Shit, Damn, Motherfucker" from a smooth soul song on the album into a rock thrasher live complete with him smashing a guitar at the end is one I'll never forget
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EW - Nuremberg them. @edub1961.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBU...
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Jens Lekman - Wedding in Leipzig (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by JensLekmanVEVO
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tell me a song that goes disproportionately hard after you see it live? Something that surprised you.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Always find it funny coming across a bookmark in a store that costs more than $1.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s 5:48pm on a Friday. You’re in a 15 passenger van, halfway there for an AAU tournament 5 hours away. Your teammate from NY who goes to a local prep school hands you a burned cd. You press play on your discman and hear “Jurassic Harlem” for the first time. Your life will never be the same.
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rattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Persona 3 (2006)
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ozzy, barking. (1983)
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Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Joe buck in 2005
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Roger Daltrey to John Entwistle, literally every night from 1964 to 1978.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moon is crazy right now.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t know the science behind it, but I changed my off-season training my latter years of college, and I would go into preseason feeling great and in elite shape. My brother and I would “run” up Loon Mountain 2X/week (gondola down), pool 2X/week, boxing 1-2X/week, 45-60min pick up 2-3X/week.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My mom is probably taller than you.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Almond Joy Division
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My mundane conspiracy theory is that no matter which level you pay for at the car wash, they just do the same thing for every car that goes through.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You and me, baby, we go together like layup lines and tear away pants.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Woke basketball coaches are coming after layup lines, they must be stopped.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He doesn’t know this but in 2017, I had an idea to host a comedy show during NBA All-Star Weekend and @joshgondelman.bsky.social was on my list of possible talent. Basically, everyone doing NBA jokey-jokes for a night…
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Weird stretch. Creepy dude tried to pull a Mac/Dennis move on my wife last night while she was at an event hosted by her friend’s women’s rights group. Then woke up to a woman pulled over screaming in pain in front of our house this morning… ambulance showed up, she was giving birth.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not feeling the new tatums. Look clunky with the Velcro strap. I’m also an old boring white guy, so probably bodes well for the shoe that my reaction is “ehh.”
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Need to replace our van and do not understand how people are able to afford cars.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bye Cathy.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good night Pop Watson.
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Dustin @dustinn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I was interning for a federal judge, I got to call a naturalization ceremony to order. Because I was wearing a suit and standing around the judge while the line to take photos with him was extremely long, several families took photos with me instead
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I once traveled to Hong Kong to accept an award for a documentary I didn't make. The film turned out to be a commercial for a travel agency. People were really mad about that, so even though it was the only "movie" submitted in its category, the judges gave it a silver medal.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mine is in 2010 during SXSW, walking to my apt, I noticed a discreet party at an abandoned grocery store. I asked security what was going on and dude replied “you’re Oberto from the spurs aren’t you? Come check it out.” I accepted the invite. It was Perez Hilton’s bday party. Kanye performed.
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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What's the most undercover police question you've ever asked?
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What’s the most Daejon Love thing you’ve ever done?
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“I love you.” “I have always wanted to hurt him.” Hang my daughter’s latest doodle in the louvre.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Coquí is a human dog who deserves her own seat at the table.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I dunno man, feels like the banana ball cult is on a path toward only one logical ending…
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My boy snapping content for Georges, Duncan, and Uncle Matt in NH.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Real good moon.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kinda shocked we didn’t get a surge of Gen Z New England boys named “Nomar.”
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Doing some media management at work, and there’s just something about an empty stadium…
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The exact opposite feeling of “when it happens.” Fuck.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My AAU coach used to turn to this long allegory for player development. I loved it. The gist was… imagine every day that you work on your game, you get a $25 deposit into your bank acct. Every day you don’t, the bank takes $5 away. Then he’d finish with “YOU CAN’T BUY A CORVETTE FOR $29.95!!”
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I bought a fitted hat today. Am I having a midlife crisis?
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Petty cash is a much smaller part of adult life than “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” led me to believe as a kid…
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today for the fam, I made a big pancake breakfast, apple/cheddar/walnut salads for lunch, haddock dinner, and scooped some ice cream for dessert. I’m now making 6 PB&Js for the beach tomorrow. Please clap.
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