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BLEAKSIGILKEEP

@bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social
7.8K followers 3K following 12K posts

cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky

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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1h
Neat I guess
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1h
Would you still love me if i looked like this
Me but I've put my dentures in upside down and I'm crossing and bugging out my eyes
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 15h
White women are getting their dogs circumcised now so it will look more normal
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is, but frankly they're cooking here
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They cited nobody, and I wondered what kind of a monstrous sociopath would welcome this. Folks,
While the Trump administration is framing the policy as “accountability” for higher education, and _some are welcoming the move_, others see it as an attack on those whose work is important regardless of salary. Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
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This seems like a reasonable idea with precedent from
Obama's education department.
The government shouldn't be in the business of encouraging
people to take loans they won't be able to repay.
(IN The New Republic © @newrepublic • 18h
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don't make
enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social
work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit
the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The president and cofounder of Dogs Anonymous putting her full government name in the paper tells me they aren't trying to be better dog parents but just want attention (probably why they got a dog ironically)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Warren Hayes @mrwarrenhayes.show · 28/09/2026
This was PAC's last tweet
A picture of Andy "The Butcher" Williams and PAC
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dick balls pussy boobs brain get you a girl with all five
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was a period of time in the 00s-10s where it felt like high flying was advancing so quickly. The next "it" Guys were topping the last every couple of years. And then Pac came along and in some aspects he hasn't been topped. This doesn't seem real. We saw him a day ago.
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrestled the best match on the card last night what the entire fuck is going on? We were talking in the group chat about just how awesome he is and how much we loved him and he just fucking dies the next day what the fuck is happening
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IANdrew Dice Clay @iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know we say this a lot when someone dies, but I mean this, nobody said a bad word about PAC ever. And he's swam some shark invested waters in the last 25 years. Yet he was so admired and liked by his peers and the fanbase. God, his poor mother.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/09/2026
it’s actually a very normal experience to not have heard a song that tops the charts, and you can read about why right here! www.typebarmagazine.com/streaming-mu...
typebarmagazine.com
Streaming Music, The Illusion of Choice, and You
Maybe it’s time to change our relationships to music streaming services.
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’re not foooing anyone when you claim to have not heard Olivier Messiaen’s “Et exspecto resurrectionem mortuorum” We all know you are just chud-signaling
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
real hip hop
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
since a country song is in the discourse rn and i see the genre as a whole catching a lot of strays, here's something i've been meaning to do for a while: country music recs for people who don't like country. no genre should be judged by its lowest common denominator examples!
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Streaming changed listening habits, sure, and i think there's definitely some lib-coded virtue signaling to the "i don't listen to country music" type people but like to just insist everyone is lying or elitist to say they haven't heard choosing Texas is it's own, even worse, sort of elitism
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cuampa looks like the guy who never wipes down his equipment at the gym and smells like actual poop in the sauna
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ, that's horrible for Borden. But at least refreshing to see the right thing done and the match immediately stopped.
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Picture of Steve Borden and darby allin with text overtop that says "me and the homie from high school ten years later when we link up at the bar on the night before Thanksgiving"
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stavvy quit cumtown
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JLP @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
oblique strategies
a sign by a paved path that says “STAY OFF COURSE”
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brisket got me thinking about joining the FBI
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aubrey Plaza
Is
Wow Platinum
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cat of combs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/09/2026
beast mode
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JLP @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
My name is Gayson Thotdottir
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we should nationalize 7/11 and democratize roller hot dogs
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn frozen strawberries suck ass.
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We actually don't post like that here
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every day I believe i can fix her a little more
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ember 🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Top 10 no order: Jaco, paul chambers, ron Carter, pino, Colin marston, James jamerson, mike mills, lemmy, Tony levin, chuck Rainey
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[softheartedly reading to my demyelinated gender nonconforming blind child In 2037 after the great ronald mcdonald singularity] every Burger in america once had a soul . every baby cheeseburger was born with a flame that quietly danced within , possessing the capacity for love , and so too misery,
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Age has already been so cruel as to take my youthful show-er and make it into a grow-er and now God has compounded this cruelty by making bulge be hot now when my print is its least majestic since puberty
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 24/09/2026
Why isn't Kemalito with Mox #AEWDynamite
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't understand, if the economy is so bad why come my savings account just raised its interest rate
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Country girls make do, contraption edition
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Online gambling website but it's just for doing a Fat Bear Week pool with the fellas in the group chat
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All the notices said I'd get a free loaner but apparently they're just gonna let me drive around with a fucked up airbag a little longer because they have to order a part? Smdh
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to reduce my calorie intake and shed some weight post-vacation but I'm getting a recall repair done on the CRV and of course the dealership is next to a BBQ spot and i haven't had lunch yet. The universe is telling me to get some pulled pork
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thankfully all my time in punk/goth/metal/noise music ensures that people are gonna look hot at my funeral anyway, but i encourage everyone to really slut it up when i die. I want the pews soaking and everyone too bricked up to stand for the recessional
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual day to all my fellow greedy pervert freaks
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Steve Enix @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not my concern tbh they're exactly the height God intended
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They should make an electric car that looks exactly like a '76 Fleetwood seventy five
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dead and Co
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woke is back. Nature is healing and God is in her heaven
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No fucking way
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