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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 4h

I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me

A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 4h

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 3h

i dunno what it says about me or the ACC that it's Tuesday night and I'm just finally figuring out that the last two minutes of a one-score VPI-BC game are lost forever because ESPN lost power at the broadcast site & nobody will ever see it

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 3h

I know this will shock everyone but Eric Schmitt is still wrong — there were *six* NBA games that night, not one. Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion remains the likely explanation. www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/?m...

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Schmitt: We had information Jack Smith was at a basketball game. There was only one NBA game that night which is why I asked him if he was in Atlanta.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h

Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 4h

josh dobbs is an instrument-rated private pilot and it shows lol

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 4h

Yankees-Red Sox being a wild card series is how things always should have been. This is a minor regional dispute that they need to settle amongst themselves before playing the rest of the country

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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

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Stewart Smith @stewartsmithradio.bsky.social · 6h

Someone good at photoshop please dress Schumer and Jeffries up as Orangies.

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Stewart Smith @stewartsmithradio.bsky.social · 7h

Diarrhea declares victory over solid turd.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 7h

mainstream american anti-war news outlets don't exist, anti-war republicans don't exist, no anti-war party exists, and libertarians aren't real. the sooner you internalize these facts the freer you will be

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11h

"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"

That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 8h

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 8h

"Queen Latifah played second base for me one day." - John Kruk

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 9h

Lmao

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13h

It’s getting worse

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 11h

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, you once said that Onyeka Okongwu wasn’t big enough to play center on a championship team JACK SMITH (shuffling papers): That doesn’t… I don’t recall saying that

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 11h

shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign

a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 11h

hey hey be reasonable, how were they supposed to check the movements of the [looks at giant trifold posterboard] US Marshals

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13h

Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.

Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13h

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 14h

There is a vision of what the Real Electorate is in the minds of people like this that is mostly about their own experience of their long-ago childhood and is not troubled at all by reality, in which women in lower income households are overwhelmingly part of the workforce and long have been

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 15h

Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 16h

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 15h

the Fuel Clock shows Americans have paid $74.4 billion more on gasoline & $47.5 billion more on diesel since March 1 compared to a year ago. Total cost will hit $122 billion today. also updated the state map where you can find out how much more you're paying. link in my profile.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15h

please consider that when you post about all men being bad or disgusting you are going to cause a bunch of self flagellating guys to come writhing out of the ground like earthworms and the rest of us have to see it

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We passed the bill to address the thing you were really mad about! No, not the tariffs. Sorry, not the Iran war either. The Trump Checks? No, why would you even ask about that. The bill ESPN was obsessed with. You know, the thing Tommy Tuberville has been talking about. No, not the furries either.

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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

one day, maybe democratic senators will vote against bills whose republican proponents explicitly want to pass to help themselves in the last weeks leading to an election

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t know if it’ll pass the House, and it’ll likely get struck down by the courts, but for a lot of these politicians, their top priority is reifying the B1G and SEC so their schools don’t fall out of the top tier.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a ton of Democratic senators who supported this bill because they represent states whose flagship schools are in the B1G and they think if they do nothing the schools might be at risk of getting left out of a Super League.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

1. House is a complete unknown 2. This vote is hopefully some ceremonial Senatorial group hug they can do because they know it won’t pass the House 3. Long term I can’t see any arrangement of the current Supreme Court that wouldn’t see this as a restriction of interstate commerce

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026

Another Schumer disaster! They had Republican votes, they could have stopped this!

Grouped By Vote Position

Armstrong (R-OK)
Baldwin (D-WI)
Banks (R-IN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Bennet (D-CO)
Blackburn (R-TN)
Boozman (R-AR)
Britt (R-AL)

Budd (R-NC)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Capito (R-WV)
Cassidy (R-LA)
Collins (R-ME)
Coons (D-DE)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Cotton (R-AR)
Cramer (R-ND)
Crapo (R-ID)

Cruz (R-TX)
Curtis (R-UT)
Daines (R-MT)
Durbin (D-IL)
Ernst (R-IA)
Fetterman (D-PA)

Alsobrooks (D-MD)
Blumenthal (D-CT)
Blunt Rochester (D-DE)
Booker (D-NJ)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Gillibrand (D-NY)
Hirono (D-HI)

Kaine (D-VA)

Kelly (D-AZ)

Tillis (R-NC)

YEAs---74
Fischer (R-NE)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Graham (R-SC)
Grassley (R-IA)
Hagerty (R-TN)
Hassan (D-NH)
Hawley (R-MO)
Heinrich (D-NM)
Hickenlooper (D-CO)
Hoeven (R-ND)
Husted (R-OH)
Hyde-Smith (R-MS)
Johnson (R-WI)
Justice (R-WV)
Kennedy (R-LA)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Lankford (R-OK)
Lee (R-UT)
Lujan (D-NM)
Lummis (R-WY)
Marshall (R-KS)
McConnell (R-KY)
McCormick (R-PA)
Moran (R-KS)
NAYs---25
Kim (D-NJ)
Markey (D-MA)
Merkley (D-OR)
Moody (R-FL)
Murphy (D-CT)
Paul (R-KY)
Reed (D-RI)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schiff (D-CA)
Not Voting -1

Moreno (R-OH)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Murray (D-WA)
Ossoff (D-GA)
Padilla (D-CA)
Peters (D-Ml)
Ricketts (R-NE)
Risch (R-ID)
Rosen (D-NV)
Rounds (R-SD)
Schatz (D-HI)
Schmitt (R-MO)
Scott (R-SC)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Sheehy (R-MT)
Slotkin (D-Ml)
Smith (D-MN)
Sullivan (R-AK)
Thune (R-SD)
Tuberville (R-AL)
Warner (D-VA)
Welch (D-VT)
Wicker (R-MS)
Young (R-IN)

Schumer (D-NY)
Scott (R-FL)

Van Hollen (D-MD)
Warnock (D-GA)
Warren (D-MA)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wyden (D-OR)

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Stewart Smith @stewartsmithradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SO TAAAAAAAKE, TAAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOME ‘CAUSE I DON’T REMEMBER TAAAAAAAKE, TAAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOME ‘CAUSE I DON’T REMEMBER TAAAAAAAKE, TAAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOME ‘CAUSE I DON’T REMEMBER TAAAAAAAKE, TAAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOME

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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Stewart Smith @stewartsmithradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ngl, I first started wondering if they had the guts to make *that* reference.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

oh shit how is that tweet 11 years old??

Kacy Sager
@THESagerbomb

Andy Dalton looks like my damn cat.

andy dalton on the cover of espn magazine smiling and he looks like kacy’s cat

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Since you guys can’t figure out how to build a sandbox and are now threatening our bag, we’ll do it for you” - Nvidia paraphrased

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