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bitter aubie

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waited 1,069 days for hugh freeze to be fired and 28 more to hire a normal football coach

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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 4h
god playoff baseball is excruciating
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 4h
so close yet so far
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 6h
where’s the hate on the dodgers for not having a full house for a sunday afternoon nlds? asking for a friend
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 20h
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 8h
am i the only one who’s noticed the occasional weird font in jeopardy clues lately
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 13h
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 16h
frankly an incredible run of teams in sp+
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 18h
cbs sunday morning doing an absurd segment about deepfakes and ai generated images related to … the bombing of the girls’ school in iran and the murder of alex pretti by ice
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 19h
the rare exception to betteridge’s law of headlines
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why pay for school photos when, for the low, low price of feeding your own child's sensitive personal information to a machine that churns out child sexual exploitation imagery, you could get a bunch of photos of a creepy waxwork simulacrum of your child instead?
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so weird how no one at clemson is Gathering at the Paw®️ after this game
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
man, fowler called that a pick six when the miami player was still outside the 25
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“it’s great to be a miami hurricane” does not roll off the tongue or fit the cadence
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
kirk was far more critical of that clemson player for unnecessary roughness than he was of clemson alum deshaun watson for sexual assault
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dabo about to kick an all time loser field goal
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there is a very specific SEC axis of people – it's like Tennessee/South Carolina/Kentucky/Auburn/Arkansas – where no matter what happens in the game, we all immediately call each other afterwards and talk about how much we want to throw up greatest sport in the world
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we OUTGAINED tennessee??? WHAT
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Meghan with a H @wardamnmegs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once again, DJ Durkin is a fundamentally bad person who is bad at his job. We don’t have to keep doing this, Cohen!
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so tired of this shit, man
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
look you can’t blame any part of this on officiating but that won’t stop me from being salty at the refs for taking ten minutes to uphold a call and killing momentum
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wow durkin gave up a fourth down, who could’ve guessed
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what the FUCK was that play call
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why are we fielding these punts
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pull his ass out
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“the ultimate uptempo offense” says WHO
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ballgame
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ughhhhh
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
auburn fans in 1983
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who is our player on the kickoff team who switches numbers all the time and why doesn’t he just have his own number
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wheeellllllllllppppppppp
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wow durkin gave up a fourth down, who could’ve guessed
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“scoring touchdowns. that’s the key to getting seven.” a real sentence just uttered by the announcer
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
run run pass punt wash rinse repeat
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
norvell wearing a tshirt looks so weird
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
man brown has the lane there
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
maroon is an unnatural color. i said it.
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
alabama does not need this level of deference. call it state ball and move on
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the last time we tried this the president resigned instead of being impeached for watergate and the permanent daylight savings thing was reversed after less than a year because everyone hated it. so anyway let’s try that again
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is karl rove just describing fundraising emails
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 03/10/2026
Sorry I am still grappling with the fact that the dog was also onstage at Life Surge
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
y’all, the entire ball has to be within the uprights. being over the upright doesn’t count, because if the pole were taller, the ball would hit it. but none of it matters bc this is wide left
clearly showing a missed field goal
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RefDawg @refdawg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey y'all, there are two people who have the literal best view of the kicks and they are under the posts. Just because we can't get a good angle on replay doesn't mean they don't have the right lol at it
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a whole lot of the virginia tech crowd didn’t know that missed
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
beamerball is no match for big game james
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU VIRGINIA TECH FUCK YOU JAMES FRANKLIN
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“this is one of the biggest stories in the nfl right now” sure is boss but not how you mean
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Again: for Black Women, in particular, the ability to chose, a time and place to reproduce is a function of liberty. The most fundamental fact of enslavement was the Black Women had no control over their reproduction; in fact, their ability to reproduce was a key source of other’s wealth.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/10/2026
The Protect College Sports Act got 77 votes in the Senate. It doesn't do what its backers say it does, but it DOES achieve a lot of other things. One of them is perpetuate the diversion of $$ from black football players to a largely white class of ADs, coaches, and agents slate.com/culture/2026...
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Ted Cruz Is Getting His Way With a New Law. Democrats Are Letting Him. No One Wants to Admit What It Does.
Donald Trump is eager to sign the bill. Democrats shouldn't let it get there.
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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