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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you and the boys finish a long day of work at the Betsy Ross Museum and go down to Gay Hooters for some ice cold Zima and hot Ghazi wings but they're closed for Awareness of Food Loss and Waste Day.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Curb Your Enthusiasm music steadily increasing

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I beg Dems to take this with both hands and absolutely bludgeon the GOP until the election on every single front

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow and Case Keenum exist in 3 separate eras of the NFL to me

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For me it was watching a guy named Cade throw passes that flew like the ones my own 9 year old self threw.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Iowa GOP voters do not give a single shit and will overwhelmingly vote this slime in

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bears defense is ass except for forcing turnovers, how did the Eagles let this happen

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyone that supports throwing money at Israel in Washington is complicit and should be voted out

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Truly the most fitting thing to happen

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Defector @defector.com · 25/09/2026

After Ed Sheeran went through all that trouble to appease New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, he'll end up not playing at his stadium anyway. defector.com/even-the-wea...

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Even The Weather Hates Ed Sheeran | Defector

After Ed Sheeran went through all that trouble to appease New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, he’ll end up not playing at his stadium anyway. The musician’s shows, scheduled for Friday and…

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Really enjoying explaining to the elderly in Wisconsin that yes despite you having Dish or cable that no, you cannot watch the Packers tonight on them. (Also applies to local channels owned by mega corporations that are beefing with the dish or cable provider)

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Standing in a circle chanting "Better Things Aren't Possible" while doing the High Hopes dance

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If he's out for the year I probably won't watch the rest of the season. I've seen what Bears teams look like with a shit defense, good run game and nothing at QB, I've seen this movie

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

God I wish Wisconsin channels did this

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Carson Wentz is doing what? In the year of our Lord 2026? Against who?

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Yesterday my 1st grade daughter and her friends were biking around and I heard one of them shout "6-7" and my daughter responded in the same tone "9-11" and I on autopilot shouted "Never Forget". I got the 6 year old version of this

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Looking forward to nothing changing

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

As a millennial the Iraq war was when I learned America felt no responsibility for human life abroad and hurricane Katrina was when I learned it felt no responsibility for American lives either

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Naw man, Dolly, Tim Curry and Peter Cullen this week?

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

damn, thats the biggest dildo they've had to get rid of at a WNBA game yet!

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Siri, show me a parent that will sign their dead kid's voice and likeness away for a BOGO lip/Botox combo

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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

how are we out of missiles. Millions of people can’t have healthcare so we can dump it all into defense and we don’t even have the missiles

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Raw dogging this by not seeing anything since Shang Chi and reading exactly 1 Fantastic 4 book written in the 70s

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Eugene The Silliest Goose @transgander.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

As a toon geek its like... surprisingly offensive to use THAT CHARACTER for some gender essentialism. While Bugs uses male pronouns he's famously a character which gender is effectively "whatever is funniest in the moment". Dude was a form of genderqueer before the term genderqueer was coined!

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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There it is.

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

i appreciate how his response to stuff like this is not to be weird but instead to go "yeah try me see what happens"

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.

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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

if i were a dem politician asked about hasan piker i would simply say “i will answer your question about the twitch streamer no one has heard of but first i would like to point out the president was best friends with the worlds most notorious child rapist and yall stopped asking him about that”

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Cthulhu story where Miskatonic University goes anti-woke and they stop probing the mysteries of the Old Ones and set up a Charlie Kirk Free Speech Corner.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

the upcoming elections are simply too important to be doing risky things like nominating muslims, opposing wars, standing up for immigrants and trans kids, or taking a strong stand against paramilitary squads summarily executing our neighbors outside their homes. i wish this weren't true but it is

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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The west fought the cold war specifically so that private, for-profit companies would have the power to abuse and humiliate us in exactly this way. This was the goal all along.

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This utter muppet of a conservative Canadian politician in New Brunswick forgot to remove the LLM text from his floor speech and read it out loud.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Uncertainty surrounding Mitch McConnell is frustrating to establishment Democrats. They have all these anecdotes about what a collegial guy he is to work with and how fun he is to be around, but you need an official death for that shit to really land.

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I've decided to be a better person and no longer wish for Lindsey Graham to die.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham died in the bathroom at Gay Hooters after consuming too many Benghazi wings. Rip in Piece

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

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