Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22hYour annual reminder that it’s almost time to wake up Green Day. 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it “his balls”? I bet “Santa’s balls” is the secret flavour. 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The fun thing about dragonfruit is you can hold it in your hand and pretend you’ve just ripped the heart out of an alien 2104
Reposted by GyratorioOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 383112863053
Reposted by GyratorioAuthor Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This clip from UK Saturday night live is biting diabolical satire that gets better each second 57217
Reposted by Gyratorioderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking. 329164332129
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ireland, grapefruit and apartheid. A bizarre but heartwarming story. 020
Reposted by GyratorioGyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reality is that gender is a social construct. Reality is that gender identification and presentation can change. Reality is that trans women pose no threat to cis women. Reality is that transphobes do. Reality is that transphobes lie constantly because they know they’re wrong. 101
Reposted by Gyratoriopmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Moby Dick by French artist Gérard DuBois, 645159740
Reposted by GyratorioExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They all knew ahead of time who he is... 6271635710308
Reposted by GyratorioNeedless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026(artist unknown, but admired) 0409
Reposted by GyratorioGreg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know when you're distracted and can't concentrate on what you're doing so you just throw your hands up, say "Fuck it!", and give up? And then everyone in the car starts screaming something about the steering wheel and that just makes it worse? 03418
Reposted by Gyratoriolukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 128131712119
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“I’ve got this brilliant idea - imagine the whole One Million Pixels thing, but for a back tattoo…” 010
Reposted by GyratorioFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now 638287
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Once again, reality has not just caught up to and passed satire, it’s now lapped it. 020
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m so influential on BSky people don’t have to follow or even be aware of me to be influenced by me. That’s just how good I am. That thing you’re thinking now? I put that in your head. Yes, that one too. No, not that one, and frankly you should be ashamed. 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026On yesterday’s Today program the BBC were discussing JD Vance claiming that the Antichrist walks among us, and they chose to report the story by getting one of Vance’s close friends to come on the show and talk about how Vance was a better Catholic than the Pope. 1/3 100
Reposted by GyratorioDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Pythagoras walks into a bar and asks, ‘Which one is the Hypotenuse?’ ‘y, the long face,’ replies the barman. 0249
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This just in: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has just signed an executive order renaming Lake Superior as “Lake President Trump Is A Stupid Fat Babypants Man”. Carney stated “I know it’s a bit long, but I have every confidence people will have no trouble remembering it.” 030
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I can’t think of anything to say about this clip that would make it funnier or more embarrassing than just watching it as is. 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Amongst his many weird and wonderful roles, let us not forget his turn as Poet Man in Lexx. SCENERY THOROUGHLY CHEWED. youtu.be/KFmWfkI_FbEyoutu.beTim Curry in Lexx Super Nova (1997)YouTube video by Dr. Frank-N-Furter 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026OR TODAY! That’s two flamboyantly made-up 80-year-olds in two days and BOTH were the wrong ones. 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The existence of the phrase “DAMN STRAIGHT” implies the existence of the phrase “DAMN GAY”. “Are you going to Pride?” “DAMN GAY I AM” 192
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026THIS IS NOT THE OBITUARY I WANTED TO READ TODAY, GODDAMIT 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This meeting could have been an email, and also that email could have been you just shutting the hell up because no one cares, Bob. 011
Reposted by GyratorioJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe. 975530992
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Have just spent two days dealing with a dog traumatised by constant thunderstorms and fireworks, so that was fun. And by “fun” I mean “exhausting”. Poor thing. Here she is, hiding in the shower. 140
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Well that was a fun way to get blocked by a lot of petulant idiots. 161