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Gyratorio

@gyrate.bsky.social
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US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.

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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22h
Your annual reminder that it’s almost time to wake up Green Day.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it “his balls”? I bet “Santa’s balls” is the secret flavour.
A can of Pringles “Santa’s Secret Flavour”
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fun thing about dragonfruit is you can hold it in your hand and pretend you’ve just ripped the heart out of an alien
A hand holding a dragonfruit. They are weird-looking fruits.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look I made semifreddos
A chocolate Freddo frog, snapped in half
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Weird AI Yankovic” - is this officially a thing yet
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This clip from UK Saturday night live is biting diabolical satire that gets better each second
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ireland, grapefruit and apartheid. A bizarre but heartwarming story.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Physics. It’s not just a good idea - it’s the law.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reality is that gender is a social construct. Reality is that gender identification and presentation can change. Reality is that trans women pose no threat to cis women. Reality is that transphobes do. Reality is that transphobes lie constantly because they know they’re wrong.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t worry - I’m only weird once you get to know me.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moby Dick by French artist Gérard DuBois,
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(artist unknown, but admired)
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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know when you're distracted and can't concentrate on what you're doing so you just throw your hands up, say "Fuck it!", and give up? And then everyone in the car starts screaming something about the steering wheel and that just makes it worse?
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The new version of Angry Birds is extreme.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the fuck am I drinking
Awaken

Passion fruit & habanero 

Boosted with Adaptogens & Nootropics

sparkling functional drink
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy centenary to the @royalballetschool.bsky.social
Knitted postbox topper with a bunch of ballerinas in a circle and roses behind them, celebrating the Royal Ballet School Centenary. Knitted postbox topper with a bunch of ballerinas in a circle and roses behind them, celebrating the Royal Ballet School Centenary (different angle)
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I’ve got this brilliant idea - imagine the whole One Million Pixels thing, but for a back tattoo…”
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Word
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess the concert’s over
The letters GTFO on the big screen onstage at the end of the Melanie Martinez concert.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Once again, reality has not just caught up to and passed satire, it’s now lapped it.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m so influential on BSky people don’t have to follow or even be aware of me to be influenced by me. That’s just how good I am. That thing you’re thinking now? I put that in your head. Yes, that one too. No, not that one, and frankly you should be ashamed.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On yesterday’s Today program the BBC were discussing JD Vance claiming that the Antichrist walks among us, and they chose to report the story by getting one of Vance’s close friends to come on the show and talk about how Vance was a better Catholic than the Pope. 1/3
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today at Reform UK HQ:
A cartoon of a man shouting out a window “Help! Someone help! I’m being held accountable!”
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pythagoras walks into a bar and asks, ‘Which one is the Hypotenuse?’ ‘y, the long face,’ replies the barman.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How this week started / how it ended
The Living Tombstone, live and brightly shining in concertStephen Wright’s House of Dreams.
This is the outside of the house. Don’t ask me to describe the inside - it’s too much.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This just in: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has just signed an executive order renaming Lake Superior as “Lake President Trump Is A Stupid Fat Babypants Man”. Carney stated “I know it’s a bit long, but I have every confidence people will have no trouble remembering it.”
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can’t think of anything to say about this clip that would make it funnier or more embarrassing than just watching it as is.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Amongst his many weird and wonderful roles, let us not forget his turn as Poet Man in Lexx. SCENERY THOROUGHLY CHEWED. youtu.be/KFmWfkI_FbE
youtu.be
Tim Curry in Lexx Super Nova (1997)
YouTube video by Dr. Frank-N-Furter
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OR TODAY! That’s two flamboyantly made-up 80-year-olds in two days and BOTH were the wrong ones.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The existence of the phrase “DAMN STRAIGHT” implies the existence of the phrase “DAMN GAY”. “Are you going to Pride?” “DAMN GAY I AM”
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THIS IS NOT THE OBITUARY I WANTED TO READ TODAY, GODDAMIT
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎵…and the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon…🎶
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“A home” is made by putting “me” and “a ho” together.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This meeting could have been an email, and also that email could have been you just shutting the hell up because no one cares, Bob.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Call no man Happy until he’s dead. <shoots a dwarf>
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A sign reading “Hoover hand over for door release”. Because they misspelled “hover”.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
DAPPER AF
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
For people who don’t want to be where they are
A street sign pointing to “Other locations”.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Guys I think Lowly Worm is in my neighborhood
A tiny green car or maybe a fancy mobility scooter but basically it looks like a big green apple on wheels.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Have just spent two days dealing with a dog traumatised by constant thunderstorms and fireworks, so that was fun. And by “fun” I mean “exhausting”. Poor thing. Here she is, hiding in the shower.
Golden lab wearing a “thunder coat”, standing in a walk-in shower (water not on), face in the corner, tail tucked under, ears back.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Well that was a fun way to get blocked by a lot of petulant idiots.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The name’s Heatrash. Underboob Heatrash.
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