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SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃

@stevecantsmell.bsky.social

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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3…

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SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 8h

Felt cute. Might delete later

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I seent that!

Western Brook Pond, NL at water level. Tall rock faces along an inland fjord

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Find you someone who loves you like white peoples like to add eggs to egg

20 deviled eggs. Black olive garnish and paprika.

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My phone is doing this thing where the badge numbers are complexly wrong. 246?! Then I click, and there’s only one like. 👎

My social media icons on my iPhone. The bluesky icon has 246 on it, which is a lie. The instagram has a 2. The rest have no counts, which is a self-evident truth

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“You can’t have too many flags,” I always say. I can fix her

A yard cut covered with little red flags

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A man saying calm your tits

And a cartoon of a woman with boobs like two snakes wriggling wildly. And she says “no”

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Good morning ☀️💀🪦

Giant skeleton torso in front of of house. Sun rising from behind

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

yeah, read

tall woman pinning a short woman to a wall. They have clothes on but it looks like they will be porny soon

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Susan Dell has not aged well. Her plastic surgery makes her look startled

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃
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My problem with this Ulysses movie is the casting. Not a single person is Irish!
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SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Post a meme made by you

I picture of a the end of a banana where a black eyeball has been added so it looks like a duck. The text says "ceci n'est pas un canard" which could mean "this is not a duck", a la the famous Rene Magritte painting of a smoker pipe that says "this is not a pipe". However 'canard' is also a word for lie/deception. So it could mean "this is not a lie", which if that were true, would mean the statement is a lie. But then that would mean the statement is not a lie. So, it's a paraducks. Go banana!

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mean, sure, it’s just a spotlight and rubber tubes, but it was loud and screechy

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Forsaken cats

Two cats on a window

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So the other one isn’t jealous

Grey tabby in loaf form on chair

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy lazy Caturday

Orange tabby loaf sunning in a window

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Smiths - The Queen is Dead is 40 years old? Has the world changed or have I changed? youtu.be/eubgWMwSD0k?...

The queen is dead is 40 years old. How is that possible?

I remember buying it at Sam the record man when it came out.

I remember you playing frankly Mr shankley repeatedly for some reason

I don’t recall that

Psst. I still think of black celebration as new Depeche Mode.

Yeah me too.

My autocorrect isn’t correcting

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy 100th anniversary to that silly old bear

Original E. H. Shepherd artwork of Winnie-the-Pooh sitting with Piglet. Text says:
"What day is it today?" asked Pooh.
"It's today!" squeaked Piglet.
"Well, fuck today. And fuck tomorrow. I'm hibernating until April"
silly old bear

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"It's only Wednesday?"

US Senator Katie Britt looking shocked. Brunette woman wearing a performative cross. She has long brunette hair and her eyebrows are raised and her mouth is open as she watches her co-worker make an ass of himself.

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you’re really special. You get the Gold Valentine

Valentine of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet singing. The text says “OH BUT IM PROUD OF YOU I’M PROUD OF YOU”

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SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I mean,

A tweet by (at ellis a tucci) saying "if bears are so dangerous then explain this"

And it's four cropped photos of the tops of bear heads showing their cute fluffy round ears

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Im glad to be the 70th like. Not nice.

The above post but it says it has 69 likes

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What's not to love about Patricia on Widow's Bay? 1. Adorable 2. Dorky 3. Civically Responsible 4. Knows how to use a shotgun 5. Age Appropriate 6. Good taste in music 7. Makes a great punch 8. OWNS A BOOKMOBILE Zero Qualms

Camera shot of Patricia on Widow's Bay sitting outside of her bookmobile called the Patti-wagon. She's in a gingham dress with a blue shrug looking dour.

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You’re in her dm’s? I’m in my fucking PJ’s. I’m so very sleepy. It’s my bed time.

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

throwback to the time I tried to draw a “navy bean” but it turned into a cock

pencil drawing of what is supposed to be a bean wearing a sailor hat and that bow/ascot that sailors wear and instead it looks like a sausage wearing a hat

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy divorceary! 🫶 My doctor say my blood pressure is good and I don’t need to increase meds.

Image of someone using an ouija board to slice a tomato. The text says “Stupid cutting board. It’s the third time it brings my chicken back to life”

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Content warning?!

a shot of the top half of Mark Zuckerberg's dead eyes. The text says "better not be any nipples in here"

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

These are mine

White crocs on a sales rack. They have vegetable shaped jibbitz and spell out VEG OUT

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Text says "this is what girls under 5'4" look like when they're mad. And it's a smiling round plush doll, dwarf by a chef's knife in its hand

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hooooottt Staaaarrrr!

Hot Star chicken. Half a chicken filled with cheese, pressed, coated with breading and deep fried. Hand included for scale.

These often look like the isle of Ireland, but not this one.

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Devours bagel like a famished raccoon

Tim Hortons 12 grain bagel. Yes I should be boycotting them for the Harry Potter bs but I am esurient!

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Werner Herzog looking pensive. The bottom of the picture expands like a speech bubble to imply the quote skeet is said by him. Such is merriment in the BlueSky

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Photo of a raccoon smiling with teeth showing saying “I hope I am not only weird and annoying to you guys, but also a friend :)”

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lookit this frog on my family’s doorstep. The frog returns every night

A frog 🐸 on a doorstep

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tell that to young me. Can you believe I was a virgin? Lookit those pipes

My young, with hair. Side part and 80's appropriate glasses. I'm wearing a Rush Hold Your File concert shirt

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

On a scale from 0-10 how much do you love dogs? At zero is former US homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem. At ten is FBI director Kash Patel

Image of a meme posted by @quadcarl. I don’t know the true source

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*Taps sign for those who need it* It’s me. I need it!

Grogu/Baby Yoda hold up a sign saying DON’T FORGET TO DRINK WATER TODAY YOU STUPID BITCH

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fuckit. We'll do it live

Image of Bush being told about the 9/11 second tower. Ed Sheeran has been poorly cropped onto his face. The top text says "Another support act dropped from the tour"

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The "Leave Britney Alone!" guy screaming "Leave Ed Sheeran Alone!"

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I saw one of ed superimposed over GWB as someone whispers "Sir, another band dropped out of the tour" and I CAN'T FIND IT

It's always sunny in philadephia. Mac and Dennis and Charlie ask Ed Sheeran "Hey ed, are you still enjoying your tour?" "Nah, not anymore"

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, imma double-down!

Horoscope meme by @secretsoftheoccult (FB)

Dear Scorpio, stop looking at everybody like this.

And the image is a white poodle looking over a fence. The poodle has dark rings around his glaring eyes which makes him look menacing. There's also some red on his neck, like he's just seen some things.

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh, it was in hexadecimal? Cool because I am amenable to that pagan shit

A comic of a man in a suit of armor tied to a pentagram on the floor. There is a kneeling woman wearing a witch hat and holding a candle while reading a spell book. The text label says “a dark haired woman with tattoos” and over the knight the text says “me doing whatever the hell she wants”

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why is the only video of him “talking” to people strategically blocked? Head. Move. Now.

Lich McConnell in a wheelchair on the senate floor. What’s her face is talking to him and he maaaay be responding back but his wheelchair guy is perfectly between him and the C-Span camera

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Floofy Pomsky!

Pomsky dog looking serious.

Chief the pomsky sitting in his bed

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Goose Fever has already struck my now 31 year old niece

Porch goose wearing a knitted robe and curlers

Porch goose wearing knitted 2 piece swimsuit (bikini top and frilly bottom) and matching summer hat

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Chandler on Friends saying “but most important, because of rent control it was a freaking steal!”

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me when someone wants to discuss Nashville

Jeff Goldblum in Nashville. He's on tricycle chopper motorcycle and waring with large yellow sunglasses. He's close to the ground and the handlebars are above his shoulders

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a movie scarier: Being Kevin Spacey

John Cryer looking in the little door in Being John Malkovich

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Someone brought in this cheap little thing, which is a 6-operator FM synth (like DX-7) and I can’t stop playing with it

M-Vave FM-1 pocket synth

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Very paranoid.

A The Joy of Tech comic. Single frame with a map of the US covered with plastic and sealed with duct tape. Title is Homeland Insecurity: Duct Tape and Cover

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