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Brian, nope too perilous

@priorplanning.life
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Persistence and resiliency. Don't survive, THRIVE. Tabletop gamer, model railroader, resiliency teacher. DMs open for folks who want to learn to thrive in these challenging times. priorplanning.life

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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 14h
I am saddened at how much the range of Hagen-Daaz's tiny ice cream containers has shrunk. The day they drop the line entirely is the day...who am I kidding, the world is going to hell and I'll be raging well before then. :D
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 14h
Welcome to the future. It's not just McD's. www.reuters.com/business/ins...
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Inside McDonald’s push to have AI price your Big Mac
McDonald’s is increasingly using artificial intelligence to guide menu prices across the U.S. and some global markets, a plan that aims to boost headquarters’ profit but risks alienating customers and...
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 15h
looking for investors to help launch an app that rates men for dating quality, I’m calling it Macebook
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 15h
"We know the Earth isn't flat because the cats would have knocked everything off of it already." The wisdom of my friend's 8 year old daughter.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 16h
Also because I know I have a lot of people over here who follow me but are not necessarily part of romance, I want to tell everyone that Tessa Dare writes more neurodivergent characters than you can shake a stick at. They're rarely diagnosed on page because of the time period but they're amazing.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 17h
It turns out the legalized weed industry has done DAMAGE to the alcohol industry. AB-InBev is leading this attempt to shut down Massachusetts' legal weed industry.
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The Peculiarity Shop @peculiarityshop.bsky.social · 19h
On Patina.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 19h
I was pondering building an actual hell for rapists and their apologists/enablers, but I realize it'd have to be powered by fossil fuels. Any suggestions? Electric furnaces, maybe?
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 19h
I am feeling very pretty today.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 29/09/2026
About a decade ago, I split my wardrobe into 'warm' and 'cold'. I swap them out when the weather changes. I only vaguely remember what I put away, so it's always a delight to unpack "new" clothing. :D
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Nicola Black @nicolablack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The other day, I was in a meeting discussing topics small business owners are interested in. I'm always the odd person out, but when I mentioned that I, and others I know, are interested in how to promote their work WITHOUT social media, the eyes got big. Everyone was interested, but feels trapped.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 29/09/2026
Spaceballs 2 should start with Moranis as Darth Helmut, drunk off in some dive bar, still wearing the dented helmet. They need to recruit him to save the universe.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 29/09/2026
@funranium.bsky.social why did I buy this?
A jug of Sunny-D's mystery spooky flavor.  Good through Feb of 2027.  It is a very pale yellow, almost an off-white.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 28/09/2026
Hey @pepperraccoon.com! Cosplay idea for ya.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 28/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogallal...
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Ogallala Aquifer - Wikipedia
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
For my newsletter this morning, I found a small glimmer of political hope for trans people in the US and wrote about it: www.burnsnotice.com/we-may-have-...
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We May Have Just Seen the Tides Turn on Trans Rights
Some conservative PACs have backed off from running anti-trans ads. Is this a sign of what's to come for trans people?
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 28/09/2026
When you are fully self-employed, "Monday" becomes a thing you have to handle on behalf of other people.
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 28/09/2026
It’s 1987 and you’re saying goodbye to your crush at the end of the summer holidays This is an original piece I made ☀️ #synth #80s #classic80s
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 28/09/2026
Saturn's south pole has developed a decagon. Not ominous at all. North pole hexagon still spinning.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you take Vitruvias Therapeutics' 30mg thyroid tablets, check your bottle for expiration date Sept 30, 2026 and NDC number 69680-166-00/lot number 504950
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LRP: additionally important to know that if you’re allergic to coconut, you’re also allergic to most activated charcoal products. Many of them are made using burned down coconut husks, but no one advertises that/it’s extremely hard to find out. So be careful this Halloween season!
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 27/09/2026
@funranium.bsky.social these bone piles are made IN YOUR NAME.
A couple of nicely square piles of bone, in the game Valheim.  A lot of skeletons died* to bring these to us.

*re-died?
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Julie Lewis and the News
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 26/09/2026
"Claude, code a website that scrapes Substack, analyzes the ads w.o triggering payments, and then displays the article with a header that breaks down how much money would be given to right-wing scum, multipled by estimated number of views."
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 26/09/2026
My cat has established domnance again.
My cat, a silver Bengal naned Louie, lies atop me while I am in bed.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 26/09/2026
Ran into my first "roadblock" in ditching Amazon. There's a TV series I want to watch, the new Sean Bean Robin Hood. There's some options, but they're much more expensive.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 26/09/2026
It's 9pm, and I did not get to most of the things I wanted to do today, due to the first (and most important) task eating up my day. So I gifted myself fast food, which was delicious, and then a run to BJs to stock up the house, as we were *tragically low on snacks*. It'll be okay.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 25/09/2026
@auntiekristy.bsky.social @nrlines.bsky.social and anyone else: www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 25/09/2026
HAH! Just got blocked by someone for pointing out that nothing is free, and when they sent a screenshot of the app being "always free" I pointed out that the dev is eating their resources, and their time, and no one knows what they're doing with the data they collect. Good riddance.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 25/09/2026
It's time to open up a business account for Friday By Five.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 25/09/2026
Never EVER use "Hostinger.com" for ANYTHING. Good god, it's all AI-front-end GARBAGE.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 25/09/2026
H21A-S
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 25/09/2026
Nature is healing.
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Chris, Ontos Games @ontosgames.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Huuuge Space Dwarf news! Exö-Squad Wârnug boxed sets are available! To you! Now! Today! Right now! ontosgames.co.uk Please help spread the news!
Exö-Squad Wârnug Space Dwarf boxed set.Exö-Squad Wârnug Space Dwarf boxed sets. Lots of them. A veritable Stock Mountain.Exö-Squad Wârnug in action. Space Dwarfs on a nice green hill. How tranquil. Maybe they're marching over a golf course?Exö-Squad Wârnug. Mighty Space Dwarf miniatures on a blue fade background.
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Sassy Tea Lady @sassytealady.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the best thing on the internet today. Watch to the end!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
Conclusion: more dogs less AI
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10/ All that said, Medicare for All wouldn’t magically fix every healthcare problem. We’d still have primary care shortages, workforce issues, medical school debt, hospital consolidation, and the social conditions that shape health outside the healthcare system.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 24/09/2026
I think I need to spool up on making a webcomic website, thanks to Tapas going down. There is a need to make sure webcomic creators can have their own site, as affordably as it can be done. Almost an emergency at this point.
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LycanthrEppy @epidiah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.
That classic meme of the cartoon cat Heathcliff riding a ham-mobile with a helmet on that says "Ham" as two old ladies watch from the safety of a ham-colored house. One of the ladies, Grandma Nutmeg, is speaking. The caption reads, "Is it Thursday already?"
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E.W. Doc Parris @ewdocparris.com · 23/09/2026
I will block anyone disparaging candy corn this halloween season. It's too easy to trash this little candy. Learn to punch up, not down. Go pick on Toblerone or Gummi Bears. I always consume my mandatory bag before November.
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 23/09/2026
Lotta people thinking that Furries are going to somehow save us all. Got bad news for you. ;)
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Common Cause Texas @commoncausetexas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you register to vote at the Texas DPS? DPS failed to send an unknown number of voter registration applications to county registrars. Don't panic. Here's what you need to know Check your voter registration status here: votetexas.gov
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Panel 1: At the top it says "(THE BIT ZONE)" indicating that we are in the grassy void that is the non-canonical Bit Zone. Audrey is a pair of short-bottom jean overalls and in a white shirt with blue stripes, holding something behind his back in front of Val. He says "Hey Val, close your eyes and hold out your hand."

Panel 2: Val smiles incredulously and says "Hah! What is this, middle school? You gonna put something gross in my hand?"

Panel 3: Audrey's grey-brown eyes sparkle in pin, yellow, and green as an arrow points to them labeling them "'Trust Me' Eyes"

Panel 4: Val closes her eyes, turns her head slightly, and holds up her open palm, unable to resist. Audrey is overjoyed.Panel 5: Audrey places something in Val's open palm, his other hand still behind his back.

Panel 6: Val opens her eyes and calmly looks at what's in her palm.

Panel 7: It's two enamel pins of Audrey and Val's faces, as well as two stickers of them looking like beans, or like they are a very small creature that just ate a cheese puff, or perhaps a tech deck dude.

Panel 8: Val looks up at Audrey with a blank expression of neither joy nor sorrow, as if to ask "what is this".

Panel 9: Audrey's eyes glimmer as he folds his arms in front of himself and says "That's us."Panel 10: Text reading "PREORDER CAMPAIGN! T.B.F.V. ENAMEL PIN SET, PREORDER COMES WITH 2 BONUS STICKERS," once again showing the two two pins and two stickers, and indicating the pins to be 1.5 inches wide.Panel 11: Shen, in a yellow dress shirt and dark blue dress pants and overalls, looks back at you from a slightly overhead angle and points up, smiling. He says "Only at TOPA.To/SHEN, until 10/1! Note: This is a peorder campaign, so it won't ship immediately, and will take some time to get to you. (It'll be available normally later, but the stickers are a preorder bonus)"
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PSA: If you have an older base level Mac DO NOT update to the new Mac OS. It's packed with AI stuff and it might very well just overload your storage. I've been wrestling with it for two days and am going to have to wind back to the previous OS just so I can use my computer.
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