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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat

@expatrob462.bsky.social
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I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob. I don't think.

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Sherry @sherry2.bsky.social · 4h
Listen to Dave Bautista's laugh in this video This laugh is perfect for Eric Schmitt too Enjoy the Trump video from Jimmy Kimmel Live youtu.be/GGxwn_N9DtE?...
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Dave Bautista Shreds Trump’s Masculinity
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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smillz @righttwix.com · 6h
if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 5h
The worst song you can get stuck in your head is your phone's alarm ringtone.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 13h
Listening to Jack Smith, he has a much lighter version of the same lisp I have. I refer to it as a lazy lisp. But mine is much more noticeable.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 13h
2026 and it's still practically impossible to open a new roll of toilet paper or paper towels without everything just going completely wrong. Why do they use glue? And so much of it?
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 14h
I just yawned so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my neck?
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 16h
It would be nice if I could do a simple refresh cycle on the dryer overnight. But it plays some stupid 4 minute long song when it's finished, then reminder chimes every fifteen minutes after until you open the door. Then again if you open the door and leave it open.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/muel... Lol, listening to "Unjustified" and Andy being like "yean I really can't talk about that" is pretty damn funny.
bsky.app
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna save the rest of that beer for the morning. Totally getting my shit together.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NBC highlighted a restaurant in Vermont (?) where a father has a son with Downs. So he and his wife opened up an Italian restaurant that hires people with disabilities and I'm not gonna lie I would travel pretty far to eat there. Not everything sucks.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stealing a joke from Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Fallon, but it's basically "Norman Greenbaum wrote ONE song and he retired as a millionaire. He has two houses." youtu.be/vRFo72wuU6w?...
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Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky (1970)
YouTube video by Polydor 1000
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know if Cribbage is still played by many people. But my Father and I would play it for hours. From the time I was 8 years old until we were drinking Scotch and smoking cigars together I miss that old fart. I still play a cribbage game on my phone.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty much every day for like two weeks I've bought a pint of strawberries and every day I have been like "OMG these strawberries are the best thing to ever happen to me!" Tonight's are just kinda *meh*
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Willow the Cat @wiillowthecat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know those youtube reaction videos where someone listens to a song that's new to them? Okay, it's like that but with really shitty songs. First up is a classically trained pianist listening to Limp Bizkit's "Nookie."
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can literally feel that one eyebrow hair that grows to like an inch long growing right now.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna wait until it starts pouring down rain before I put in an Uber Eats order.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love the random stuff on here.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rain clouds rolling in. *checks watch*. Yep. 2 p.m.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, man. I'm not sure I'm ready to deal with this. My Mom put a thumb drive of pictures of my dog (RIP Maria, best dog ever) in with all the mail that's been gathering up at her place. This is going to HURT, I've never really let myself grieve.
An envelope. On it, in my Mother's distinctive writing "Photos of Maria"My favorite picture of Maria. She is sitting on a beach, the sun rising behind her in brilliant hues of oranges and yellows
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So when I met up with my Mom in Reykjavik, she brought me like 2 years worth of mail. She opens the important stuff and has power of attorney, so this is probably mostly just trash. We'll see! 😃
Just a giant stack of mail.Like, 3 pounds of it.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh crap, there's media coverage. Better reopen our investigation now.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, so this place has some kinda, Smart table? I dunno. There's a power cable under it. Speakers. USB ports. I've never seen anything like it.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The proliferation of combination washers/ dryers I've seen is really cool. Why didn't someone think of this 40 years ago?
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next million dollar idea. It's like Uber Eats but it's just me in some dinghy with an outboard motor. Sailing your yacht to Bermuda and have a hankering for some mozza sticks and wings? I got you. Be there in 25 hours. That'll be $9000.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you can't already tell this is AI bullshit, look at where the truck is parked.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Velshi- bot (all hail Velshi, shiny and chrome) just speaks too damn fast. Take it down a notch.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The people arguing in the hallway are legit pissed off at each other. Wish my Spanish was better. Because this is getting really exciting
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*stumbles around aimlessly* Didn't I have a backpa oh there it is.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm "sitting down to pee" drunk
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, just something I'm dwelling upon. I can stay in a really nice, fully furnished apartment for like $55 a day. No electric bill, no internet fees, no renters insurance. No water bill, etc. That's $1600 a month. Show me where I could do that in the States.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every couch ever manufactured should have this.
It's a couch armrest with a cup holder.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This place is weird. If I'M telling you this place is weird? You can take that to the bank.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This apartment REEKS of weed.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone wanna play me in Connect4? You can go first.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The toilet paper was under, instead of over. That's why I did it, your honor.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*burps loudly* I'mma get my shit together
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And that was the second time I showed her "So I Married an Axe Murderer." And she still didn't "get" it or find it funny No worries. They'll never find her.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surely the rain will let up any moment now. *orders another beer* The rain will never stop. Ever. This is your life now.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not gonna lie. If the flavor-aid came with some chalk sticks? I'm in.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not gonna lie. For exposed work that's pretty well done. Per the NEC you can only use 2 meters of flex conduit. Except under certain circumstances. But this is solid work.
An electrical panel and subpanel. 

It is very properly dressed in.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Bucs game isn't even on. So I'm basically drinking alone in an empty bar for no reason. Children, chase your dreams.
A very empty bar with like 15 TVs, none of which are showing the Vikings/ Bucs game.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I happened to stumble upon a classic car show this morning. Everyone was dressed up, there was a marching band. It was really fun. LOOK at that old Plymouth! I would rock the hell out of that Trans Am
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, that'll work
A plate of nachos with pork belly, chicken, and sirloin. It is generously topped with cheeses, sour cream, salsa, pickled onions, and diced jalapeños
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I often forget that the Panthers are even in the NFC South. Go Browns?
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do I keep getting "verify your age" messages to log into Bsky? If I were some teenager I'd be on Insta or TikTok or some shit.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, first? There's a funny story in there somewhere. Who needs to be told not to lean against elevator doors? Also what's with the quotation marks?
An elevator sign in Spanish and English.

It reads "Do not lean on the doors while traveling on the elevator"
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kathy Ireland was the sexiest woman to ever play for a fictitious football team.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unrealated to anything else going on. I once went into a a batting cage that was 85 mph That was the scariest shit I have ever seen. I couldn't imagine a pitcher throwing a curveball at 94 mph That's terrifying.
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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*shrugs* I dunno man. Some women found Three Dog Night sexy. You cant fix crazy.
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