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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃

@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3…

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1h
Imagine him rasping her directions through a blowjob "NoW, lOoK at iT. AnD LOoK sUrPriSeD" "LoOk AwAy. nOw LoOk BaCk"
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1h
Spischerfooner -isms
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 5h
correctly pronouncing “caramel” hurts my soul in the same way that saying “vozz” instead of “vase” does
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1h
greezy food
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 4h
The red zone is for loading and unloading. There is no masturbating in the green zone
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 8h
RIP Eve Marie Saint. This is the only song I know that mentions her www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSc4...
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Lloyd Cole and the Commotions - Rattlesnakes
YouTube video by LloydColeVEVO
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 8h
Happy blbdbb! 🫶
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8h
logging on to say thanks for the birthday wishes. that was a lot. as i approach 50, i plan to continue logging in everyday to talk about poop and butts and farts. 🫶
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 8h
Right? Every day is cringe day… if you do it right
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 9h
On Wednesdays, we cringe.
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 12h
This is… grate
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 17h
I never really liked Andrew
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Cora Peeta M 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇶🇺🇳 💙💗🤍💗💙 @coramcgladdery.bsky.social · 17h
I shall have my revenge
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22h
You cringed, I laughed.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23h
I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 19h
I’m not laughing. Too hard
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 22h
I hooked up with someone who after the deed, pulled out a guitar and started singing aggressively at the wall. I would have dove out of the window in his room if there wasn't one of those decorative grates on the outside.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a rap battle between a mariachi band and a peruvian flute band is this anything it probably shouldn't be anything
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 23h
did you post the gif with firefox? that happens to me when i post on firefox. I can see the gif, but only from firefox. I can see your posted GIF, here, too I opened a ticket months ago and had no response.
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr5...
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When the World Ends
YouTube video by The Burning Hell - Topic
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leave a song, get a song
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drop some ghosts
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Casper the Friendly Ghost Reading a Book
ALT: Casper the Friendly Ghost Reading a Book
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
appropriate that something 250 years old has been destroyed
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am indispensable, like soft-serve from a McDonald's ice cream machine
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can I get some fries with your occasional shake shake shake?
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today only, votes are doubled. Please vote for Prim. 🙏🤍 babyoftheyear.org/2026/primros...
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Is Primrose the Baby of the Year?
One baby will appear in a national ad campaign with The Honest Company, win $25,000, and be celebrated in Variety Magazine.
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, man!
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The Brady Bunch: Greg & Mike's Iconic Low Five
ALT: The Brady Bunch: Greg & Mike's Iconic Low Five
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forged by trauma held together by sitcom families
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"And now, the opposition party will respond to the the State of the Union address via Interpretive Dance"
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stillsalty.bsky.social @stillsalty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wasn't one, myself. But the older I get the more I realize, I want to live in a world run by current/former theatre kids.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope this email finds my will to live
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
"But if it was limited only to public domain it couldn't function like it does!" I mean: a) That's why I noted "licensed and compensated works" b) It doesn't excuse IP theft or materially argue for the value of a tech apparently only possible through IP theft c) It's not too late to compensate!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t make an omelette with poached eggs
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*sighs then continues to eat cheese*
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Christopher L. Bennett @clbennettauthor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"It can't be achieved without committing crimes" is hardly an argument in favor of achieving it.
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t make an omelette with poached eggs
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 05/10/2026
Reading books is great because each night you can check in on your little characters without the risk of seeing a distasteful political meme or 300 advertisements for things you do not need
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure, love yourself and all that, but does that have to include listening to our own voice in a recording?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato.
Potato
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just dropped my phone on my face and gave myself a black eye if you're looking for a bad girl
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My skeets have no nutritional value.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My body is a wonder land, wrapped with caution tape.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My friend says every antique I own is haunted and he refuses to come to my place. The doll on the mantle says he's a wuss
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When that one person who likes all of my skeets suddenly stops liking them, I just assume they’ve died.
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so you’re saying there’s a chance…
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The worst thing about people changing pics and name around this time of year is you almost interact with people you hate
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Want Me To Kill Them?
ALT: Want Me To Kill Them?
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching the movie The Craft in 1996: I should learn witchcraft Watching the movie The Craft in 2026: I should buy more candles
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it weird that I get more followers on here when I'm not active? That's normal, right?
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