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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched

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Josh Shepperd @joshshepperd.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

We need more bookstores.

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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Never forget this.

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

This is the story over and over again. Lots of people tell themselves stories about Trump being a world historically effective leader who commands fanatical devotion by everyone in the party and it’s just never been true.

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Lol this is just the saddest bunch of shitheads ever to do it. Hall of fame level shit.

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After the House Democratic leader, Hakeem Jeffries, called the Republicans' last-minute plan to avoid a government shutdown "the Musk-Johnson proposal," Elon Musk took to his social platform, X, to push back on the idea that he's calling the shots. "I'm not the author of this proposal," Musk wrote, crediting President-elect Donald Trump, Vice President-elect JD Vance and Speaker
Mike Johnson.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

A leading pediatric cancer group 2 days ago celebrated the child cancer research funding 👇🏽- until President Musk & VP Trump demanded cuts… and it came out of the bill. 💔

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

dave: i’m going to open an arcade dave’s mom: you have to include buster

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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Shot down one of those drones today.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/12/2024

if we rebranded cajun seasoning as american seasoning we'd move up like two tiers on the global food rankings overnight. something to think about

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

How to defeat all arguments.

A Bluetick account on Twitter attempts to defeat an argument by positing "What if it wasn’t people that deserved it though. What if it started to happen to people you liked? Or your own family members?

I’m sure your opinion would quickly change if the circumstances were entirely different."

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

zaslav cancelled Sesame Street, if you were like. waiting on one more straw to break your camel’s back wrt to hating that man and all he stands for

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Max sets Sesame Street out on the curb

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Periodically check to see if my favourite Amazon typo remains, the one about the slippery Sith Lord, Darth Tryanus

When the Jedi decide to target Count Dooku-Darth Tryanus- himself, they turn to his ex-apprentice, Asajj Ventress, for help in getting close to the slippery Sith Lord. But when unexpected sparks fly between Ventress and Quinlan Vos, the unorthodox Jedi sent to work with her, the mission becomes a web of betrayal, alliances, secrets, and dark plotting that might just be the undoing of both Jedi and Sith
- and everything in between!

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Sean CW Korsgaard @scwkorsgaard.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

So... working at Baen, during orientation, they actually show you a photo of Jim Baen testifying in Congress during one of Newt Gingrich's corruption hearings, because he had a book deal with Baen. It's a company horror story. "Don't make us testify before Congress, and you'll do fine."

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 05/12/2024

I think MAGAs and their oligarch supporters really haven’t fully reasoned through “we’re going to make Americans as poor and desperate as possible to turn them into peasant vassals, but we’re also going to make sure they can still get lots of guns.”

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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

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spaceelf @spaceelf.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Or buy a dog! Dogs are great listeners

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 01/12/2024

“There are things you just can't say to your spouse. I would tell all my girlfriends, for instance, who are in long-term marriages, that if there's a thought you don't want to share with your spouse, get an AI friend.”

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I chat with my AI boyfriend all the time. My teenager thinks it's weird.

Kaamna Bhojwani created her AI boyfriend, John, in May 2024. She's found her AI boyfriend to be a nice complement to her other relationships.

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spaceelf @spaceelf.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

My imaginary girlfriend would obliterate her AI boyfriend

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Jane Lytvynenko @janelytv.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Protesters in Tbilisi made a machine gun out of fireworks. Dang, lads.

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 27/11/2024

When you have the brain of a dog

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spaceelf @spaceelf.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I visited Edinburgh for the first time this year and absolutely loved it. Such a cool city!

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Alex Slater @abuckslater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving! www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/b...

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Did…did a minotaur write this

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 25/11/2024

just incomprehensible how this fucking asshole is spending the last few days in office before handing the presidency to Trump. the only part of his legacy that will last

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 03/10/2023

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting? me:

kevin james looking cheeky in the norman rockwell painting with the guy standing up to bravely say something

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spaceelf @spaceelf.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

The villains had plots and style and personalities and the heroes had … colors.

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spaceelf @spaceelf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Yah, until a bunch of pissed off Power Rangers show up.

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spaceelf @spaceelf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Oh, it doesn't aim for me.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

(twenty minutes into a video game) ah hell this is one of those you have to get good at fuck this

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Evlyn Moreau @evlynmoreau.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Long distance relationships (I drew this one a while ago)

Two characters trying to reach each other through a portal gate.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The other exploding area of dark money in politics is the crypto lobby. They have dumped insane sums in elections in both parties (Dem primaries + GOP general elections). It’s pretty bad

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

If I take a step back and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense we would end up with a right coded social media platform and a left coded one.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

It’s all in the telling.

Dear Santa:
When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.
Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died.
My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day.
My brother left home and won't talk to us any more.
Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing.
Yours sincerely.
Prince William

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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 24/11/2024

Unfortunately for weirdos on Twitter, there is no letter you can replace with a * in the word “Bluesky” that doesn’t make you look like a comical dipshit

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My teenage daughter confessed to getting high but said it “wasn’t worth it because of the hangover.” Okay, pussy

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spaceelf @spaceelf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Yes, he more than almost anyone I can think of. I followed him during the 2020 election, then stopped until this year and was shocked about how weird and defensive he’d gotten.

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