Reposted by Wild GeertersBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The first step in AAA is admitting your car has a problem 13740190
Reposted by Wild Geertersmerritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103554478
Reposted by Wild GeertersPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all these people sound like this: 62261531
Reposted by Wild GeertersGizmodo @gizmodo.com · 19/09/2026'Almost Started a War': US Military Nearly Boarded a Chinese Ship Based on Bad Intel From AIgizmodo.com'Almost Started a War': US Military Nearly Boarded a Chinese Ship Based on Bad Intel From AIOne source told CNN that the "hallucination" was part of a trend in the U.S. military, not an isolated incident. 212835
Reposted by Wild GeertersBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026horror movie idea: Mitch McConnell just… shows up at your front door one day, standing there on his own, smiling. No transportation in sight. He will not leave 422833
Reposted by Wild GeertersBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026People like to bring up Smurfette being the only female Smurf but what you have to realize is that shit is a cult is it any wonder why there’s weird stuff like that going on 3160825
Reposted by Wild Geertersleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive 251328187
Reposted by Wild Geertersthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 313767567
Reposted by Wild Geertersmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i'm tough on crime but only because i love it so much 429236
Reposted by Wild GeertersBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026That’s the takeaway? 254971
Reposted by Wild Geertersmensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026German broadcast. Nailed it 139149784992
Reposted by Wild GeertersJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A man must stand for something 202875342
Reposted by Wild Geertersthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026two dumb bitches telling each other “welllllll not exactly” 1192443217
Reposted by Wild GeertersBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I would never do "ass play." That sounds frivolous and I am an adult. If I'm doing anything it's ass work 451998241
Reposted by Wild GeertersSemiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 09/05/2026 141010186
Reposted by Wild GeertersBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 24/07/2024Cannibalism is legal if you organically just so happen to stumble upon a body 911625
Reposted by Wild GeertersRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/04/2026the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer 383014423
Reposted by Wild Geertersmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2026gotta say i did not anticipate this war leaving iran in a super position, 332719
Reposted by Wild Geertersdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/03/2026we need to strip this whole thing down to the studs. we won't. but we need to 15103279
Reposted by Wild Geertersmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/03/2026until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out 81323231
Reposted by Wild Geertersjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026TEETH. TEETH. TEETH. 452179319
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense 261255232
Reposted by Wild GeertersRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Read another book ffs 29100687
Reposted by Wild GeertersMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell. 10591782329
Reposted by Wild GeertersLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...flaminghydra.comIn post memoriamIt’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She sa... 427259
Reposted by Wild Geertersdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3466681642
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video 10465941557
Reposted by Wild GeertersParis Marx @parismarx.com · 17/12/2025taking data centres in space at all seriously shows how deep into this bubble we truly are. like they are never happening. what is wrong with people? 1156363
Reposted by Wild GeertersBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is 827130
Reposted by Wild GeertersBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes 4176461092
Reposted by Wild Geertersleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane 5289292111
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Best draw for Norway: Canada Australia Cape Verde Worst: Argentina Morocco Denmark Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine 4130
Reposted by Wild Geertersmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/11/2025i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best 332224
Reposted by Wild GeertersBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Incredible headline.404media.coElon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok SaysGrok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc. 23477361571
Reposted by Wild GeertersRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20/11/2025lmao @steinkobbe.bsky.social 2039238
Reposted by Wild GeertersMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Bari Weiss's website is being about as normal as I expected www.thefp.com/p/mamdanis-r... 931514124
Reposted by Wild Geerterslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/11/2025predator: badlands sitting at 90% on rotten tomatoes is another win for the theory that the way to make inevitable 80s reboot slopfests work is to fully turn them over to one auteur and let him or her cook for a decade 1953924
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 02/11/2025When it's a draw like this they should go to penalty shootouts I need to go to bed. Unserious sport 2490
Reposted by Wild Geertersspirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025nosferatu is spanish for our feratu 921620
Reposted by Wild Geertersjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare 131136702735
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I'm so glad our welfare system is just cash transfers so I don't have to see our version of people arguing about what kind of ketchups the poors should be allowed to buy or whatever the Americans are arguing about 1134216
Reposted by Wild GeertersBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless 243735394
