Sign in

Mike Theobald

@someonegreat.bsky.social
174 followers 362 following 21 posts

The gin pickled fool.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
612269386
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
541632390
Reposted by Mike Theobald
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
63112982557
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
232249692
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
15786472562
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
161191503870
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran to AIPAC: 🎶I’m in love with your lobby🎶
125326
Reposted by Mike Theobald
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
macklemore
Follow
•••
5/12
Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
189145593029
Reposted by Mike Theobald
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
333067666
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026
I wish I could stay longer to keep discussing ways to conceal illegal foreign contributions to my political party, but I'm late to lecturing on ethics at Cambridge University where I am a live-in landlord for multiple students.
15593136
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
are you offended, jon
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Gus from Alley Cats is talking to Jon Arbuckle.
Gus: This ain’t Garfield Jon, you fackin’ cunt”

Panel 2:
Gus: Ooh are you offended? You curly headed twat

Panel 3:
Gus: Too EDGY for ya?

Panel 4:
Jon (leaning in) I drank dog semen
655066779
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
4471802050
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.
322470385
Reposted by Mike Theobald
mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
139149754993
Reposted by Mike Theobald
BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ICE sitting back saying “let the kids do their song first.” x
217137
Reposted by Mike Theobald
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/11/2024
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
343276875
Reposted by Mike Theobald
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
😬
382209595037
Reposted by Mike Theobald
thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago
275716993
Reposted by Mike Theobald
__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is what you get for trying to adopt Wonderwall as your anthem #WorldCup2026
5274
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Do you think one of the boys is in the dressing room secretly texting Gareth Southgate being like “new stepdad’s shouting at us”.
223855
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Finding out about the death of Humphrey “Sam Smiths” Smith the way he would have wanted, on my phone while saying “fucking hell”
523867
Reposted by Mike Theobald
J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
292584721
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Sam @sammc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
To find out what the odds were that Ronaldo scored first, google "Ronaldo Las Vegas"
524599
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him
Guardian liveblog screenshot:

“Keir Starmer is coming out.
There is loud applause from his staff and supporters.
He looks miserable.”
8854161
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
poorly edited dril tweet from 2018:
go ahead. keep screaming "less UEFA teams " at me. it only makes me add more
0275
Reposted by Mike Theobald
zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
333860572
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
‘Why aren’t your lot stopping the boats, pal’
1230580
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
2570382
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Any Scotland supporter in NY right now fighting off Knicks fans to get "the big Irn Bru"
07414
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.
1629391094
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
795490768
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
CBS Propaganda was forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed song from Peanuts during his final show. The owner of Peanuts donated that fine to hero Chef Jose Andres’ amazing World Central Kitchen. A beautiful final fuck you from Mr. Colbert. Love it. 💙👊
129106692214
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
119846
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
76106052424
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Bloody hell. It's so hot in London I think I could put an egg on the bonnet of my car.
125915
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️
13557441496
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Marguerite Kenner @margueritekenner.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sending strength, fortitude, and caffeine to the SNL UK writers room. 🫡
05915
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Simon Brackenborough @sbrackenborough.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
do you think Ed Miliband ever turns to his wife in bed and asked if she fancies a bit of Chaos with Ed Mlliband
1125940
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Well, I think Elon and Trump have been on the same flight logs before
622791401
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Papers are calling the incident 'The exact opposite of the Buddy Holly Situation'"
817648
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“We can’t win as a weaker version of reform” guys he’s finally got it!! “Or the greens” For fuck’s sake no he hasn’t
421034
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Euan Healey @euanhealey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A second labour grandee has hit downing street
2397
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Evergreen headline.
Old BBC headline that reads: Baffling and concerning — what is wrong with England?
322520833
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
someone in a Labour strategy meeting crosses out "BE MORE RACIST" on a massive flipchart, thoughtfully picks up a marker, writes "BE EVEN MORE RACIST??"
016237
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 28/04/2026
So, if the ball, delivered by the bowler, not being a Wide, passes the striker without touching his/her bat or person, any runs completed by the batters from that delivery, or a boundary allowance, shall be credited as Byes to the batting side.
Screenshot of King Charles addressing the US Congress.
1637773
Reposted by Mike Theobald
Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 28/04/2026
you're gonna have to be more specific
394332757
Reposted by Mike Theobald
acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i cant believe he said this
trump on 60 minutes: "technically im actually an ephebophile
162059270