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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

PMS in one’s thirties is mad. I’ve spent the last week deeply upset my dog won’t live forever, worrying I’ll never have a baby, and finding Hans Zimmer’s Lion King soundtrack unbearably poignant to the point of tears

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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.

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rankamateur @rankamateur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This UPF bullshit get right on my wick. It’s ridiculous, undefined and knee-jerky as well as classist.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Disney’s Fantasia. Too trippy for a toddler to cope with.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sorry, we’re having the warmest October I can remember after yet another record-breaking hot summer, what part of “this probably is a climate emergency, actually” do they not get??

Headline from The Times: Tories pledge to scrap environment agencies and expand Heathrow
Subheading: At the Conservative Party conference, the shadow chancellor will set out measures to end net zero regulations in an attempt to boost economic growth

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There is one aspect of life in which I think men should actually bottle up their feelings MORE and not less, and it is: when they have a cold

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Problem with having a garden now is I have to confront my horror of wet wildlife (worms, slugs, snails, frogs, etc). Dry wildlife? Not bothered. I'll catch spiders and put them outside all day long. Moths, daddy-long-legs, bees, wasps: I am entirely unfazed.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They also all seem to have an Al Pacino impression ready to go at any given moment

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh good, client that sent me loopy throughout August wants more copywriting support this month. Bet they haven't learnt how to brief properly in that time.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have an irrational hatred of the phrase 'thought experiment', because to me it sounds like a man decided he couldn't possibly do anything so girly as to 'imagine a scenario', so he had to come up with a more MAN way of saying it

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Dr Cath Feely @cathfeely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'd be that paranoid if I was once married to Rebecca Brooks too. #traitors

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There’s a certain kind of man who looks up when I walk by with Noodle, and I think the type can best be described as “man who’s spent the afternoon building a pergola while listening to 6 Music”

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Ivan @hellothisisivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That’s Life! was just incredible. Its two most famous moments are a man being movingly celebrated by the now grown Jewish children he got out of Nazi Germany & a dog saying “sausages”. No other programme has ever had that range.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Was excited to have J back yesterday but dear God he was so restless last night (overtired, I suspect, after four days of conference madness) that frankly I want him to go away again

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I try not to look at TikTok but I’ve evidently dipped in frequently enough that I’m now getting shown a LOT of horse content, which may prove some of you entirely right about the sort of girl I am

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lord knows I've had my complaints about my boss but today she's running a workshop with a new client and is wearing a t-shirt that says 'I will succeed because I am insane'. I have no choice but to respect it.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Christ alive, to quote Dylan Moran: it’s fierce mild!!

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Overcooked the lentils so the dinner is more garmonbozia than dhal

static.klipy.com

Twin Peaks Lean

ALT: Twin Peaks Lean

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bought a black linen midi-length skirt in the summer and it’s the sort of piece that makes one look capable and grown-up, which, well: lol

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

First time in months I haven’t felt like I’m white-knuckling it to payday then lo and behold, the estate management company appears in my emails with an invoice

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A moratorium on political journalists using the word ‘counterfactual’, please, I am begging you all

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🍂 Simon Threadgold 🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A cricket based folk horror movie, The Wicket Man. Predictably, it ends with the ashes.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Caving to peer pressure and catching up on Bake-Off because my loathing of competitive cookery shows (high! No one should be made to cry over buns!) is trumped only by my adoration of Nigella

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

‘Man still bitter about typo on birth certificate flees UK’

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing but love for the fellow dog owner in the nature reserve this morning who had cause to bellow “Lily, come here, you dirty girl!” at her bedraggled spaniel who was bounding gaily towards us

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mother has just seen Gloria de Piero on Kuenssberg and messaged to say “she’s very pretty”. Yes, Mother, you know this, she was at our wedding

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The trouble with making yourself a “small” Negroni is that it’s still just three kinds of strong alcohol, isn’t it

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P.G. Wodelouse @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ordering a full roast dinner at my next job interview and kicking off when they don’t bring horseradish for the beef, knowing it’s a test to see high my everyday standards are

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Watching husband get ready to leave for conference and dear God, the faffing. No, darling, I do not think you need to take two umbrellas with you

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thought it was kind of cute to steal a man’s jumper but J’s just looked at me in one of his and said “you look like fucking Borrower”

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Taylor Swift is wrong: marrying someone who doesn't find you insufferable is for cowards, actually

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yesterday my friend alerted me to the fact that football fan fiction is a thing (don't know why this had never occurred to me; I spent a LOT of time on the Smallville fan fic forums as a kid) and apparently Van Dijk is the Premier League captain with the most written about him as it currently stands

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every day this week I've started work with a to-do list that has immediately been shredded upon contact with reality, and by reality I mean 'life at a tiny marketing agency when your boss is on leave and you have a new starter to train'

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John Harris @johnharris1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

1)how to create an illicit fags & booze economy run by spivs that'll deprive the Treasury of tax revenue 2)you don't get people "back to work" by making their lives impossible (note cut of a third to long-term benefits). It makes the problem worse 3)you bastards

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Quite amusing to live with someone whose most intense work period of the year is conference season then to talk to normal people and discover they have no idea about it

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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There are so many crimes in this thread you have to wonder what the police and Home Secretary think they are doing at this point.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"A newer version of this file is available on this server" - then let me have it then, you bastard???

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

mad men is really well made but it really sinks how much worse even *good* tv has gotten since. there is a scene where betty opens a drawer full of money, ignores it and takes something personal of Don's. i feel like today we'd have a scene where she explicitly says I DONT WANT THE MONEY I WANT YOU

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Finally, someone asking the questions that matter to me

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Husband’s really into Baby Keem at the moment which means when we’re in the house together, there’s a strong chance of me hearing “Have you ever been punched in your mother-fucking face??” at regular intervals

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just finished it and it nailed the ending. Outstanding writing and astonishing performances. Ferocious piece of TV, aptly enough.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is a masterpiece of an album cover; I am in hysterics

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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My favorite is when people who have no experience of a thing think they can talk all day about a thing. If you don't have ADHD, then how do you "know" it's over-diagnosed? If you don't need SSRIs, then how do you "know" others don't need them? This is literally basic empathy.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Very amused at people posting pictures of crumble and roasts this weekend and declaring that autumn has started. You guys have not checked the weather forecast, have you

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Furious is exceptional and Lola Petticrew is terrifyingly good

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"No, you can't give the dog a prawn cracker", and other questions I never expected to field from the 35-year-old man I call my husband

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