Reposted by OwenSal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 19hI really enjoyed May We Feed The King but the top review of it on Goodreads still made me laugh. 0112
Reposted by OwenPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings. 16459131
Reposted by OwenShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational 482105206
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who is the best white-sauce chef on British TV? Louis the Roux 020
Reposted by OwenSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159190993840
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Would quite like Villa players to stop inflicting head injuries on our players now kthx #coys 010
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Full moon: the wereshark transforms into a wolf and drowns immediately 020
Reposted by OwenRoland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comNo cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in ScotlandA study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective". 6360692261
Reposted by OwenJay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law 191497327
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026John Redwood, anti-Norman campaigner, son of [checks notes] William 110
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Personal lives in wartime Morocco inconsequential when considered in broader geopolitical context 010
Reposted by OwenNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat. 291289308
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026We won a pub quiz despite blanking on a 9-letter actor with a name containing certain letters and in desperation inventing Dutch national treasure, Dirk Hovel 120
Reposted by Owen~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can never get used to American names. Good luck, Toss. 1224
Reposted by Oweniucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026see I’ve talked on here before I’m sure (maybe with you?) about AUSTRALIEN. Steve, you’ve got one of them face-fuckers on you mate. Horrifying kangaraliens launching facehuggers out of their pouches. The Aussies being unbothered. The local fauna kicking the shit out of the xenomorphs. 112
Reposted by OwenAunt Fancy @auntiefancy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Bamboo fabric is almost always just rayon. Rayon is made by using chemicals to turn cellulose into a goo and extruding it into a fiber, and the process is usually quite toxic. There's a lot I like about rayon as a fabric, but it's not really sustainable and you shouldn't pay a premium for bamboo. 15913279
Reposted by OwenJørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 12/08/2026New estimate of Elon Musk’s death toll just dropped www.thelancet.com/journals/lan... 9136781735
Reposted by OwenKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/10/2023🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse 7454631754
Reposted by OwenStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 12/08/2026I should be good. I don’t have anywhere near 30,000 pounds of beef 861940
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 09/08/202628 DAYS EARLIER Needlessly long British slice-of-life documentary 161
Reposted by OwenDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I think I may have just discovered the chemical composition of a Spanish orgasm. 25719118
Reposted by OwenElizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!” 511103181176
Reposted by OwenRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today is the day the story There Will Come Soft Rain is set. An amazing and heartbreaking work of fiction for our modern age. Read it here: 19721275
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The first film exactly, shot for shot, except that Jaws is perfectly spherical 101
Reposted by OwenSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Learning the shoehorn* *for playing footnotes 2124
Reposted by OwenGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Yes lockdown was really tough for kids. Lots of those kids are teenagers now so maybe as a thank you our establishments could stop deliberately making even more things worse for them due to a weird systemic hatred of our own youth 131385235
Reposted by OwenRobin Wilde @robinwilde.me · 30/07/2026I actually know the answer to this and it's slightly insane. Google pulls from Wikipedia to determine if a place is a city, town, neighbourhood, whatever. Brighton's first line describes it as a "seaside resort" so Google Maps thinks it's a neighbourhood and doesn't display it in the "city" font. 2964884
Reposted by OwenNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778522570
Reposted by Oweniucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 03/06/2025one of the fun things about working in children’s publishing was meetings where people would go ‘we’re seeing strong VHC growth this quarter, let’s come up with some ideas to build on that’ and everyone nods seriously and VHC stands for Very Hungry Caterpillar 212826
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Amy: "I'm attracted to Bender! Not this emotionless wine bucket!" Wine Bucket: "Hopes... deleted." 010
Reposted by OwenNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 22/07/2026Stop scrolling!!! A puffling* has been spotted in Purbeck, Dorset for the first time in 30 years! *Baby puffin (yes, they have the cutest name) 131732442
Reposted by Owenpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Draw a cat using only straight lines 1910 322652
Reposted by OwenKara Chameleon @sasooli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I wrote a shaggy dog story about the Gordian knot but in the end I decided to just cut to the punchline. 022
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I had a whole routine about the Augean Stables but I had to get rid of all that shit 020
