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Sophie Lawson

@lawsonsv.bsky.social
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Shitposter, persistent typoer, Microsoft Paint user, uncomfortably English | Former journalist once called “The Attenborough of women's football" ko-fi.com/lawsonsv

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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Just giving this one last kick to try and get over the line with some bills. As always, if you can’t/don’t, no harm no foul.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 8h
Sausages every where.
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 8h
Retired but will always have time for the Bühler
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 9h
A nice normal headline for your 2026 bingo card
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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 10h
like even the idea of women’s soccer “growing.” like for who? and where? and to whose benefit? and as it grows are we building the correct safeguards? or are we rushing to just put down a marker so we can say we grew? and who benefits from that approach?
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 22h
a few years ago, references to Simon of Trent or Leo Frank trutherism were a sign that someone was an intensely Christian and/or Neo-Nazi right-wing antisemite but now formerly-normal lefty politics influencers who stayed on Twitter casually reply to Mamdani with 15th century blood libel posts
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
best league discourse has always been a brain rotter
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 10h
Futurama, *S14E4 (Lords of the Ring) screenshot, Bender saying, "Really? Just shove it in? No romance?" to the professor
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 11h
talk about showing your whole arse
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 11h
Ellen Löfqvist?
an apparent smoking crab in the I Haven't Heard That Name In Years meme sub-genre
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
(Screenshot of Amazon review)

Five stars - Verified Purchase
Spider dreams guaranteed
Got these for a transatlantic flight from Seattle. Took effect about 20 minutes from consumption. I slept for about 4 hours and continued to use them to adjust to the timezone change. Every night I had the same dream about a spider wrapping me in a web very tightly and speaking backwards. It seemed very scared and was furious I could not understand what it was trying to say. 20 years passed in the dream world and eventually the spider and I became close friends and four years later we were married. Understandably our differences were too much and our relationship fell apart from the inside. My infidelity was the last straw and we never recovered from the betrayal. I would always wake up write before we signed the divorce papers. I had this same dream every night for 6 days. Great product. Highly recommend.
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 13h
arse press?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 17h
mindflakes
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Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
8:33 AM • Jun 9, 2025
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Tom Aznable @tomaznable.bsky.social · 23h
Now that I have a Superstation I've been plunging into all these great arcade games I've never even heard of. Case in point, I PROMISE you won't be prepared for this shmup's title reveal
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 17h
It's easy - and correct! - to focus on just how ghoulish and profane this view of human creativity is. But even if you're the most cynical capitalist on earth, the evidence that people would enjoy entirely dehumanised content, at anything like a scale that would justify this hype, is extremely thin!
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 14h
KDF rolling up to U-23 camp [again]
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 14h
Shoutout to @meglinehan.com on marking 5 years since the NWSL coach misconduct story. Still a remarkable feat of reporting by her. Will never forget the long, intense process behind that piece and how it led to everything that has come after.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 14h
fucking hell
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 15h
Just had to take an 'NHS what's your heart age' questionnaire, but the questions were about my weight, if I'd ever smoked, how much I exercise etc. It should have been things like, have you ever cried at a sunrise? when's the last time you watched a cat video? have you ever been the little spoon?
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 17h
Five years ago in the middle of a reckoning over abuse and misconduct, the players of the NWSL were debating if they should save the league or burn it down. They picked both. On the last five years, free to read at @theathletic.com www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Five years ago, the NWSL was in crisis. Thanks to its players, it’s flourishing (Gift Article)
Amidst a reckoning over sexual misconduct in the NWSL, players faced a difficult choice. The action and change they forced saved the league.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 18h
bringing the void to a knife fight
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
adidas is once again, at it (complimentary)
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it truly is just perfect that a republican — you know, the party that so badly wants to protect women athletes — used a senate hearing to confidently, and falsely, accuse a lawyer of perjury because he and his entire staff forgot that women’s sports exists
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My always opinion is, if it's a fried egg, it needs a runny yolk (fite me, seemingly, all of Asia) but, sharing this because I need people to see how this burger is finished www.youtube.com/shorts/Q9hQe...
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The Perfect Fried Egg Burger 🍔 #streetfood #food #asmr
YouTube video by YummyTok
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 29/09/2026
god bless student journalists
thecut.com
How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case
“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading the independent report into Man City's financial "arrangements" now, stopping after every paragraph, saying "Jesus"..."JESUS!"..."Holy fuck!" and again. This is beyond anything anyone imagined. Also started to wonder whether criminal proceedings are in the picture now.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 29/09/2026
Cancel me for this but I think that politicians should pursue policies that improve the material circumstances of their constituents.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cat with aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How to talk to football executives, by @robharrisreports.bsky.social.
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'Do you apologise to football fans?': Man City chief refuses to answer
Sports correspondent Rob Harris asked the Manchester City FC chief Ferran Soriano if he has 'a message for football' after the Premier League said the club made "sham" contracts with commercial partne...
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't make me explain the sliding doors argument of unknow variables again
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine spending some of that ill gotten money on Kalvin Phillips and Jack Grealish and ruining their careers.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
meanwhile, the CFG
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This Is My Kitchen Hoarder
ALT: This Is My Kitchen Hoarder
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Police in Singapore have charged a man who is accused of posting an AI-generated image of a saltwater crocodile in a popular reservoir The fake image caused public concern, authorities allege, and the national water agency suspended its work for two days
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Singapore crocodile: Man charged over AI image
The defendant could face jail or a fine after the image sparked a search operation in the city’s largest reservoir.
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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