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@jenbren.bsky.social
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Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Dubliner in Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics/47th-obsessed accounts=blocked. She/Her/Yer Wan.

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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry your fella is flirting with Julie on the TL
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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 3h
So many of you have already been so generous but it would be remiss of me not to post the link. Ovarian Cancer Action is one of several charities I’ve found really helpful, and their particular focus is funding research. www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
justgiving.com
My Walk 100 Miles in October Challenge
Help Jane Hill raise money to support Ovarian Cancer Action
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 3h
Jesus, there's tons of these and supposedly formerly credible people are following & interacting with them despite painfully obvious spambot behaviour. I'll never take anything any of their followers post seriously again. Damn, people here are scarily gullible.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 3h
Lei Dumont, Naomi Frei are all bot accounts who make AI music btw. And loads of you are following them!
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 4h
The residents of Garvaghy Road should immediately contact Jorge Jésus cause if he can get Ronaldo to fuck off from the Portuguese national team then I bet he can get the swollen gammons of the Portadown Orange Lodge to fuck off
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 13h
September 30 October 1st
Siobhán Fahey from Bananarama circa 1985Siobhán Fahey from Shakespear's Sister circa 1992
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 13h
Pretty sure the Alchemist amongst other crappy overpriced cocktail bars in Leeds does a Pernod, ouzo, marmalade & salt cocktail for real
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Bryan @elwick70.bsky.social · 15h
Where’s my diesel? I was promised Tuesday!
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 14h
Sorry, but I am NOT following a girl claiming to be 18 who has an OnlyFans
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 14h
Isn't War just Divorce set in London?
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16h
One of the few in my 2026 Death Pool struck down. That's about all I can say tbh.
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☭ Tankie Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @girltankie.bsky.social · 19h
In light of recent events, it's time to bust out a classic
Sentence describing What A-A-Ron Rubberdicks did in the BK logo font
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 19h
God, this. Please allow us to be ignorant.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 21h
So I only have a deficiency (TBC next week) and not something more serious, woohoo. Thank feck for that. It also explains recent depression. Hopefully all will be fixed soon.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have strayed so far from God’s light
Icenova 
FRIED
CHICKEN ICE CREAM
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP my timeline. And Doctor Who, by the looks.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOLZ
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yer fella's caused a terrorism again
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Edit; sham audit! Is a perfect anagram of: Etihad Stadium
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul Hollywood starring in appalling ‘Street Hawk’ spin-off ‘Shite Hawk’.
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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anthony Gordon here, talking to himself from the future.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, jesus actual fuck #GBBO
Nigella Lawson in a gorgeous red corset dressPaul Hollywood in motorbike leathers
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Home-a-rooney #GBBO
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 29/09/2026
Dillinja's not arsed
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So awful to hear about Ian Dunt etc
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danni starts all her social media posts with "methinks" #GBBO
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JB @jb72jb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just seen that someone has called the latest evidence City have referred to as ‘The Pepstein Files’ #MCFC
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NO YOU CAN'T 🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The iced gems I recall were more like Rich Teas #GBBO
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quite like these visual only challenges. Separates the amateurs from the talented #GBBO
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lolz Nigella HATES Paul #GBBO
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Um, some of those cookies do NOT look like cookies #GBBO
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danni has a dark side, I knew it #GBBO
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shannon's nan looked very young 😢 #GBBO
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are we sure Shannon and Paul H aren't related? #GBBO
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#GBBO-a-rooney
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP all the hot summer romances
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This crossed my mind earlier. Like Melbourne City FC.
Melbourne City FC 2025/26 squad photo 

In exactly the same sky blue kit with shirts sponsored bt Ethiad Airways as Manchester City FC
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BOLD.
BBC News update:

Manchester City have just posted on X.

"Vote for your September Goal of the Month"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I feel sorry for Man City's players": youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA?...
youtu.be
Clerks - Death Star Contractors
YouTube video by Abs
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Famed very financially regular person Harry Redknapp, here. And his tax-savvy dog.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lolz I just realised I worked for one of Man City's sham partners. Who went bust owing HMRC £20m after Covid & didn't pay me 3 times 😬
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*to the tune of Molly Malone* 🎶In Manchester City Where the 'ballers are so shitty They first set their eyes on sweet Abu Dhabi As they wheeled their wheelbarrow Cash embezzled without sorrow Their chances of guilt Alive Alive-O
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate Christmas and early mentions of same but I'm more than happy to wish Danny Tommo a happy Incarcerated Christmas 🥳
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥳
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