Reposted by MikeGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Watch Thief of Joy on YouTube! youtu.be/sB9eWtzTOq0?... 6274
Reposted by MikeAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear 763272477
Reposted by MikeAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore 13822216
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 04/10/2026yup, I tried re-listening to one of his earlier specials a few years back and whooo boy. 010
Reposted by MikeShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026went out with the morning cuppa just in time to watch the neighbours bundle into their car to go to the gurudwara with their kid chasing behind yelling DADDY THE DOG DID DOODOO ON YOUR BED and suddenly I understand all those old dudes who spent half their life on the front porch with a cigarette 630714
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 04/10/2026That's ok, I saw it. :) Thought about it but I didn't really have the time today. I may see about that sauce though! 011
Reposted by MikeThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something. 203652737
Reposted by MikeDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!” 924102706
Reposted by Mikewinston @winston.cc · 03/10/2026did everyone else know there is an incredible brutalist cathedral about an hour outside the twin cities? my partner and i went yesterday and holy shit it was amazing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_J... 03910
Reposted by Mikemave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on 241192166
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 03/10/2026I need to place an order soon, I've run out! For hot sauce in general I mean, I'm probably not a Pepper X type. :) But I've given money to Chilly Chiles in the past, well deserved, and he's right about the Hot Ones connection, at least for me. I stopped watching but still like what I learned! 110
Reposted by MikeJasmine Mangalaseril 🧁 @cardamomaddict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Looking for some hot stuff? Kitchener's Ginger Goat is the only Canadian hot sauce maker using Pepper X, the world's hottest chilli! Chatted w/ Kris from GG, Smokin' Ed Currie on developing Pepper X, & Blair Horvath from Chilly Chiles about heat-seeking Canadians. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... 255
Reposted by MikeKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't 222731
Reposted by MikeFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 1556993
Reposted by Mikejam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided 7920151
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 01/10/2026I'll read many things Scalzi publishes anyway, but the cover art moved this from "I'll get it" to "I'll buy it at release pricing" and I did not regret. 000
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 01/10/2026you can buy trophies for awards you win but don't give out trophies, at whatever they call five and dimes now, although I can see how that might feel it cheapens it 120
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 01/10/2026Formulaic writing like her own I suppose. JoyceCarolOatesBot: Please generate the worst possible take on this subject. Now make it worse. Again. 000
Reposted by MikeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist 441863153
Reposted by MikeMicro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 29/09/2026Her son carefully lifted his ochre-stained hand from the cave wall and studied the outline. "That's me. My hand." He looked at the other hands. "Do you know all?" "Some are older than me." "That old?" "Hush you," she laughed. "We don't make these to be seen tomorrow, but because today, we live." 035188
Reposted by Mikemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth 115726
Reposted by MikeJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/09/2026it’s actually a very normal experience to not have heard a song that tops the charts, and you can read about why right here! www.typebarmagazine.com/streaming-mu...typebarmagazine.comStreaming Music, The Illusion of Choice, and YouMaybe it’s time to change our relationships to music streaming services. 913633
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 27/09/2026Saw it written once: The main natural predator of the housecat is the Honda Accord. 080
Reposted by Mikebakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"who is this fool" "thats mr bean, roland. he is a tv character from a nation over seas" "he has forgotten the face of his father" 326936
Reposted by Mikevicky @vickyjohnsondahl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026JK Simmons has been in more Spiders-Man than any of the Spidermen. This is factually true and grammatically correct. I am pretty sure. 073
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 26/09/2026Helmut Oberlander's company built a lot of the houses in the neighbourhoods near me. His daughter was quoted in the local paper as saying (paraphrasing) "the only problems with my dad were caused by the Jewish community." 010
Reposted by Mikeandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/09/2024There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done 5861261145
Reposted by MikePresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no 72001538
Reposted by MikeCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Demonic entity caught on film. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 302133192
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 25/09/2026I saw the comments from the Defense Minister. "We've been working on this for 10 years" - conveniently when the LPC took majority. I joined Army Reserves in 1995, and they said the exact same thing then, in the wake of Somalia and Airborne scandals. Stop working, start doing, CAF. 000
Reposted by MikeCate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jensen Huang doesn't know his own zip code not because of AI, but because he's so absurdly rich, he's outsourced virtually every daily activity where an address is required (i.e. paperwork, bills, mundane purchases) to administrative staff who barely get paid enough to afford a 1 bedroom apartment. 3579
Reposted by MikeAndrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anyway, I trust Sam Altman so it’s definitely that their chatbots have only suddenly in the last three months been doing dangerous shit. It can’t be that he decided “sudden safety concerns” sounds like a better reason to delay their IPO than ordinary “our cost of revenue is more than our revenue” 062
Reposted by Mikefuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026opening a customers container of berries and snacking on them while i scan through the rest of their groceries 08110
Reposted by MikeLindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wrote about the life meltdown that led to to most exhilarating, excruciating, disgusting, hilarious, and emotional time of my lifejennymag.comA Midlife Crisis, but Make It ComedyWriter Lindsay Goldwert wasn’t afraid of bombing onstage because I felt like I was bombing in life. 0174
Mike @snowcrash.ca · 23/09/2026I lived in Fredericton in the 90s and a couple of Newfs opened a barbershop there, that was licensed. They made sure to tell you to cover your beer when there was a chance of hair falling into it. Amazing place. I hope they're still around. 021
Reposted by Mikesarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow 21488341166
Reposted by MikeJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 242629615
Reposted by MikeJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583041368
Reposted by MikeActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group 541997460
Reposted by MikeTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman 1151977
Reposted by MikeHipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The point isn’t whether anyone actually owns $800 shoes, it’s that if your shoes cost $24.99, the people at the top see at least $23.99 of that as you spending money on a luxury rather than what you were supposed to spend it on, which was of course giving it to them. 222642
Reposted by MikeDEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's Monday morning, and I am reluctantly entering into the discussion about what The Democrats should do about The Trans, most of which translates to "believe in something, for once in your life, for fuck's sake." No paywall on this guy: jude-doyle.ghost.io/transformer-...jude-doyle.ghost.ioTransformer: Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)A few thoughts on the queer post-apocalypse. 18367151
Reposted by Mikemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looked into a crystal ball and saw a vision of my future self frantically shoving coleslaw into a postbox. I'm sure I'll have a good reason for doing that 110420