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Lindsay Goldwert

@lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social
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Author, sex writer, editorial director, general enthusiast. My new book THE MIDLIFE PLOT TWIST coming Fall 2026 www.lindsaygoldwert.com

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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re in Jerz, come to my favorite bookstore and say hi!
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about this for Jenny magazine and then added some more thoughts. Is bombing sexy? No. Is getting a laugh sexy? Yes yes yes
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The lonely passion of stand-up comedy
I wouldn’t be a sex writer if I hadn’t gotten up on stage
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wrote about the life meltdown that led to to most exhilarating, excruciating, disgusting, hilarious, and emotional time of my life
jennymag.com
A Midlife Crisis, but Make It Comedy
Writer Lindsay Goldwert wasn’t afraid of bombing onstage because I felt like I was bombing in life.
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am enjoying writing my free newsletter very much!
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You may not want that viral TikTok sex toy
Carolyn Eagle, the Pleasure Librarian, tells us how to know if you’re getting the goods
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our funny, kind-hearted guide to feeling better about yourself in midlife is in the @wsj.com today!
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only reason to write a book is to have friends send you photos of their cat sniffing it
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man, my friends and I smoked a lot of cigs that day. What else could we do?
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I honor 9/11 every time a plane flies low over my apartment in Queens and i have a mini heart attack
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Positive Jam PR @positivejampr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social and Gabrielle Moss are here to tell you that it’s not a midlife crisis after all, but a midlife plot twist! Thank you Quartz for the piece ❤️ qz.com/why-turning-...
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Why turning 35 can feel like getting lost in the woods
Dante wrote about it centuries before psychologists named the midlife crisis. Today’s millennials are finding their own version of the dark wood
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Two September events! Come celebrate the launch of our book “The Midlife Plot Twist.” We talk about sex, money, personal identity, boundaries, and so much more! One in Astoria, Queens and one in Asbury Park, NJ Plus, buy a book, get a free scrunchie! 🎀
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All these years, I somehow managed to avoid all “Succession” spoilers. I finally finished watching it. Damn
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Put it in my veins
vanityfair.com
The ‘Rich Dad, Poor Dad’ Author Is $1.2 Billion in Debt
VF visits Robert Kiyosaki in Arizona to unravel the self-mythology of a longtime bestseller and friend of Trump.
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A great tribute from @defector.com to Soraya Roberts. I was lucky to work next to her and laugh my ass for the time that I did
defector.com
Soraya Roberts Was A Great Critic And A Great Hang | Defector
A not-insignificant part of my job is fielding phone calls from freelance writers who have questions. The questions can vary—Have you heard of any job openings? Are you interested in this pitch? An ed...
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly’s bluegrass album is underrated! This is one of my all time favorites. Chills on chills! ♥️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nEO...
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Silver Dagger
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For many, many reasons, I would love to visit Stefan Zweig’s home and touch anything he touched
nytimes.com
A Writer, His Former Mansion and a City’s Nazi History (Gift Article)
The former home of Stefan Zweig, the Jewish Austrian writer, is unexpectedly for sale.
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was too scared to watch “Silence of the Lambs” when I was a kid. I finally watched it last night. Here’s my think piece:
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have upgraded this to one of the most unhinged stories I’ve read in a while!
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This article is fascin-anas! Fascinating bananas
theguardian.com
A party, 101 princesses and an eccentric millionaire: Jon Ronson on a mysterious castle – and what it taught him about masculinity in crisis
When my son texted me from a Connecticut fortress in the middle of the night with an alarming message, it set me on a quest to understand the bizarre lifestyle of its owner
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New from me: Sexy playlists aren’t just for luring floppy-haired philosophy majors to your dorm room (Why does sharing a playlist with the world feel more potentially mortifying than a nude photo?)
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I made you a sexy playlist
You gotta get yourselves connected, baby
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Let this sink in. Don’t look away. You voted for this. This is that America wants. Must be nice. You didn’t think the face-eating wolves. Volume up
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Season two is of “House of the Dragon” one of the most MST3K-able pieces of TV ever
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s not gay to touch your own butthole if it’s with a cream soda scented non-disposable wipe soaked with Liquid Death
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How’s my week going? I accidentally texted my mom an article about glory holes
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
gonna pivot to being a guy who responds to articles on social media with posts that are like "the thing no one is talking about is" and then just summarize exactly what the article says
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm very happy to be able to announce--after five years!--a title and publication date for my new book. OUR WAY: A HISTORY OF GAY AMERICA AND POPULAR CULTURE SINCE 1940 will be published by Penguin Press in fall 2027. You'll be hearing a lot more about this one! (From me, I mean.)
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember back in 2020 when the NYC health department recommended glory holes as a way to practice social distancing? I do!
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COVID glory holes, Paul Newman is hot + ADVICE
Here's what's burning up my frontal cortex today.
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Let’s watch, shall we?
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is the only nostalgic content that I actively endorse
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Positive Jam PR @positivejampr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We’re just about ONE MONTH away! “The Midlife Plot Twist” by @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social and Gabrielle Moss is out September 15 from Running Press. It’s an honest, funny, and practical guide to rebooting your life without burning it down 🔥❤️ Pre-order: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/linds...
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The Midlife Plot Twist
It’s not a midlife crisis—it’s a midlife plot twist!Packed with honest, insightful, and deeply relatable advice for anyone who has reached that middle ...
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trash Cat wants to know if you’ve missed him
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Our funny, helpful guide to midlife received a starred review in @publisherswkly.bsky.social! “The authors’… advice is empowering but practical, generally recommending readers make bold decisions without completely turning their lives upside down” ♥️
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The Midlife Plot Twist: How to Reboot Your Life Without Burning It Down Even If You Really, Really Want To by Lindsay Goldwert, Gabrielle Moss
Journalists Goldwert (Bow Down) and Moss (Paperback Crush) offer a chatty, smart guide for Gen X and millennial women seeking to...
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is no adventure without risk of humiliation
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Are you familiar the do and don’ts and best ways to utilize Patreon in a way that works for the creator but also gives supporters a special experience? I will pay twenty-five American dollars (not much but in this economy?) for the right person who can give me advice! Reach out! Thank you!
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emmett lindner @emmettlindner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For decades, American farmers dealing with malfunctioning John Deere equipment were left with few options for repairs. Here's my story about a settlement this week with the FTC that will change that. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/b...
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John Deere Farm Equipment Owners Have Right-to-Repair, F.T.C. Says
A settlement by the company with the Federal Trade Commission will allow farmers and local mechanics to make their own fixes, instead of relying on authorized dealers.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Who will replace Platner? There’s only one candidate who makes sense
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is such an important story that needs to be front page news. “HIPAA compliant” doesn’t mean what you think it does
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HIPAA Compliant” Is a Marketing Claim, Not a Promise
The HIPAA-compliant label on a digital health tool tells you almost nothing about whether your data, or your patient’s, is protected. Here is how the words mislead us & what SRH leaders can do.
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👑 𝚀ປᥱᥱ𝜼 𝓔൩൩ᥱ 👑 @rainbowblight37.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just recommended the book Bow Down to my 31 year old baby sister. She said she wanted more books about strong women who don’t take shit from anyone. 🤷🏼‍♀️ @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My wheezing anxiety inspired Tim to write this piece. Great job!
nytimes.com
You Should Know How Your House Works. Here’s a Guide.
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Looking for a health writer/journalist who lives in the Denver area. I’m helping to book a sexual health panel, will be fun!
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Reporting in to say that the new Madonna album is great
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Greetings from Asbury Park, ten minutes before the crazy storm on Friday night
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trash Cat is 11 years old! We think! Who knows? Seven blissful (except from 2am-5am) years later, he’s still the best pal and hilarious doofus
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Looking for a health writer/journalist who lives in the Denver area. I’m helping to book a sexual health panel, will be fun!
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trash Cat says that jerks can go kick rocks with no socks
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m doing my best to keep it weird and I could really use your support
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s Sunday, 3:39pm. Have you admired Trash Cat?
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Get fit with Trash Cat
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that there are high school kids on LinkedIn or that they’re not there stoned and making fun of everyone
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@i_zzzzzz

NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit.

HALDEMAN: [inaudible]

NIXON: They run the banks too
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