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Mike

@snowcrash.ca

156 followers 131 following 1.1K posts

Just some boring guy on the Internet. Touches computers to make money, plays video games and reads a lot.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 19/05/2026

welp

A twitter post by Jon Bois: why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcyle out of a helicopter

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 19/05/2026

I saved this one for a VW-fan friend a few years ago, never thought I'd get to use it again.

A Tumblr post of a photo of a dash-mounted coffee maker, apparently for a Volkswagen.

The response: Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FukkenScalden all over myself. Imagine umlauts on the u and a.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 27/04/2026

Somebody is smiling at a ghost-like image in a room. Caption reads "The relief you feel when you realise the weird house noises are ghosts and not shit you can't afford to fix."

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 26/04/2026

Easier mode?

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 26/04/2026

Film I've watched more than six times, hard mode, no Stars Trek or Wars, Lord of the Rings, anything Disney. I don't watch Ghibli so that one wasn't very hard at all.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 01/04/2026

Two people arguing, first says "Can you imagine today's youth storming the beaches of Normandy?" Second says "I can't imagine today's boomers doing it, all y'all do is buy commemorative Trump teddy bears and post 'How to open PDF' as a facebook status"
First responds "Ever hear of the Vietnam war?"
Second asks "no, who won"

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 11/01/2026

Lots of us could do worse than to listen to one of our own cultural exports.

Wayne and Daryl from Letterkenny stand in front of an open barn. Caption reads "Not my pig, not my farm."

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 04/08/2025

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 22/07/2025

sorry for the blur, but this is the rock. My wife claims squirrels transported him and 14 of his friends to our yard from parts unknown, but I really know the squirrels only did that because So-crates asked them to.

A blurry photo of a small triangular decorative rock sitting on a table.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 16/07/2025

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 04/07/2025

fuck yeah being like number you know what

a screenshot of this skeet showing a red heart followed by the number 666 because I'm the lucky cat who hit that number

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 22/06/2025

Another (non-cat) thing I saved it because I laugh every damn time. Dark humour. Bondulance sends me every time.

Screenshot of a post from thepunningman from 2014. It reads: "The bond's Name. James Name."
Pleased to... what?
Bond Name's the james
Are you alright?
Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 22/06/2025

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh. I save so many images with, of, and about cats.

4 panel comic, all four panels have a cat sitting on a counter. First panel, the cat looks at a wine glass and thinks "I wonder if this will bounce." Second panel, cat is pushing the glass. Third panel, cat is looking at the floor. Fourth panel, cat looks at another glass and thinks "Maybe that one will."

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 17/06/2025

You could leave them where squirrels might find them and then bury them in your neighbour's yard and lawn chairs, like somebody in our neighbourhood must have done.

Several decorative rocks sit on an outdoors table cloth.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 26/04/2025

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 27/03/2025

My phone's lock screen. The first picture I took with a smart phone, it is my cat Travis, who had a lot of Russian Blue characteristics. He is half-curled on a duvet and looking past the camera.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 16/02/2025

you mean like this?

A social media post, somebody says "It's the Final Brain Cell" *kazoo solo*
Somebody else responds: I can't even describe the pain when I realized I could hear this in perfect clarify in my head

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 06/02/2025

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 11/12/2024

A cat with tabby markings is loafed up and falling asleep on a couch with a hideous yellow cushion cover.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 04/12/2024

Whole lotta people mad about this. To which I respond... But also to the people who say "this meeting could have been an email" I say "it would have been except you don't fucking answer."

A tweet dated 15 July 2022 from Lesley Carhart. It reads:
My assumptions, whenever the following people say, "Can we have a chat":
Boss - I'm getting fired
Direct report: They're quitting
Family: Someone is dying
Friend: I've done something embarrassing
Doctor: I in specific am dying
CEO: We're all dying

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 12/11/2024

I could be in trouble.

it's Bojack Horseman driving into the desert with his eyes closed and hands off the wheel.

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Mike @snowcrash.ca · 01/12/2023

Deep cut for the "using only a photo of a restaurant show where you went to university" mee mee. Yes, it's from Google Street View so you could probably figure it out pretty easily, but that would be cheating.

A photo of the front of a restaurant. The sign reads "Diplomat Restaurant".

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