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Introducing your ultimate fighter and champion: Bear 89 Backpack 👑 Thanks for joining us for the biggest Fat Bear Week to date.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 4h

Every time I wash the duvet cover…

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 14h

What if… shitty parenting was the epidemic

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026

the world would be a better place if all science students also studied history- and I don’t mean “memorise the list of Presidents/monarchs”, I mean “here is why people have fought and killed each other in the past and how that ended up for everyone”

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Home from an amazing trip to New Mexico and now that I’m on reliable Wi-Fi and not running around, I have a gazillion pictures I need to post, but first: oh, my own pillows and blankets, how I have missed you

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Screaming crying throwing up at finding my #D&D character in this book, as I believe the kids say

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Viking-related accounts that follow me are about to be real confused.

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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him)(it/its) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

EVENING MEDS TIME CHECK! I'VE TAKEN MINE! What about you? Are you hurting? Thirsty? Tired? Check to see if you need meds, a snack, caffeine? Please for a Crow? Thank!

Earnest looking little crow guy looking at you from the shoulder of a road.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The ancient human urge to go somewhere and draw a Little Guy

Petroglyph carvings of a bird and a lizard

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 25/09/2026

Another day, another long ass ridiculous morning trying to teach corgis that they cannot actually die of fomo

A pair of corgis at a fence gate making absolute fucking fools of themselves as the elementary school walkers pass because no one ever loves these dogs or plays with them or gives them any treats ever

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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

john calvin i was predestined to use this as a meme

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

he does all his own research 🧪

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Lunatraktors @lunatraktors.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What doesn't kill you gives you scars that re-open if you get scurvy.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

trump should ask the 25% who think he has a plan for the war what the plan is

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We wrote this 18 damn years ago.

A script from episode 102 of Leverage with the dialogue for defense contractor Dufort:”You know the great thing about Congressmen? Fifty, a hundred grand well spent will get one elected.Once they’re in, they have an incumbency rate of over ninety-five percent. You get, on the average, eighteen to twenty years of use out of one. (beat) In these uncertain times, buying a United States Congressman is one of the best investments a corporation can make.”

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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ladies and gentlemen, this is columbo no. 5 a little bit of me getting outta your hair a little bit of suspect standing there a little bit of facts about my wife a little bit of you killed him with that knife

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Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think we should put Costco in charge of running the entire country. They’ve got it all figured out

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Christiana Ellis @christianaellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Following a brisk walk and a fine meal, the Welsh Corgi relaxes into his natural blob-like state.

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So when we say "wow Talarico really threw us under the bus" don't come back with some bullshit about how we must love Paxton. The problem is that we wanted to be able to love Talarico. And then he decided that transphobia was the way to win elections and threw us under the bus.

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 21/09/2026

Hey so we're going to see a lot more of these polls. They have a chilling effect on voting bc we think someone else will do the work. If we've learned ANYTHING over the last ten years, it's that we cannot count on anyone else doing the work. WE have to do the work. Voting is work.

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MARC in a Cold Climate @marccold.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

they should have called it Working Queen

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 21/09/2026

Early voting has started in some states! Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can. Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.

vote.gov

Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Republican commenters are back on the “Just don’t buy a $2K smartphone” thing and all the comments are like “My phone was only $150!” and I want to scream that the cost of the cell phone isn’t the point, the point is that the people in the back of Snowpiercer are *supposed* to eat the cockroaches.

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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026

Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026

everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My advice: buy this book if you’re the person who, when your surgeon says “So do you wanna see the photos from the pathology report?”, replies “Obviously.”

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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

me omw to get some mf good CHEESE

little dark wooden sculpture of a sneaky monk, hunched over creeping to the right, on a white background

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My mom told me last night that I should only fill my gas tank half full because then I won’t lose as much money if someone siphons my gas, if anyone was wondering how the US is doing.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All I’m saying is, given that my handwritten baby book was lost in a house fire, I was not lying when I told the pharmacist I couldn’t be sure if I’d had the full MMR, and it was free and immediate to receive the booster as opposed to scheduling a paid appointment to get my titres checked.

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boolittlek @boolittlek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sadie’s birthday is on Monday—she got a little early celebration at daycare.

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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Finally getting ads for shit that actually MATTERS

An ad from Chewy dot com for a guinea pig beret

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Look, I’m not saying never to interact with nature. Nature is wonderful! But I am saying it’s important to remember that handling unknown plants or animals can VERY EASILY get you itchy, sick, or dead, and perhaps our ancestors were onto something with this whole Indoors thing.

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Joshua Tait @joshuatait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Such an assumption speaks to a deep paranoia that permeates the right, unable to believe in artistic choices, seeing only cultural-political plots. But if either Christianity or the West rests on the film adaptation of a prequel book from a 75-year-old children’s series, we have bigger problems.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Möther, the ghost tried to take your shoes in the night again, but I protected this one.

A black dog sitting on the back cushion of a sofa, with one paw resting on a brightly colored Crocs shoe.

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

ME: See you later, Spock. SPOCK: Prosper. ME (turning around): Hey wait a minute- SPOCK: You heard me.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It breaks my heart that it’s 2026 and there’s still disagreement about which minorities it’s acceptable to throw under the bus.

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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I drew the new weird cat

Cutesy drawing of a Leopardus tilcayo loafing with its tongue poking out. A short phrase in spanish wraps around its back: un michi tilcayo! (a tilcayo kitty!)

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm sorry, I'm just now catching up on the news and "Hugging Face incident"? Really? How was that NOT gonna do something evil

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