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@beagle.bsky.social
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a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program without the binery, and slowly filling with estrogen like a balloon, they/her put alt-text on your memes! portland, oregon

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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 3h
says the man replacing patriots with weak little spineless weirdo freaks
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Molotov🏳️‍⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 3h
.......is this some kind of simpsons-trained ai situation or is reality really this fucked up
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 3h
says the man replacing patriots with weak little spineless weirdo freaks
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Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social · 3h
I think Pete Hegseth is proof that Axe body spray damages the brain
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 3h
i wish i didn't miss how to be a functioning human person day in school. it's caused a lot of trouble for me.
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 3h
not everyone feels this way but i find that there is something so captivating about a good audiobook. they can induce in me such a state that i feel entranced, only able to think of it. little else matters, i must listen to my story
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 3h
Light is the left hand of darkness and darkness the right hand of light. Two are one, life and death, lying together like lovers in kemmer, like hands joined together, like the end and the way.
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Bolts @boltsmag.org · 3h
In Maryland, the Frederick County sheriff’s office says it has sent about 2,000 people into ICE custody for deportation since it entered into an agreement with the federal agency 18 years ago.
boltsmag.org
 “We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - Bolts
Frederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impossible to ignore.
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Tiernan Blanchard @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Every six months or so we do sex scenes discourse and so I must remind you: every time you complain about unnecessary sex scenes I add another one and make it more fucked up than the last.
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 4h
i'm so good at remembing 6 digit codes, i'm like an expert at it
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 4h
i'm so good at remembing 6 digit codes, i'm like an expert at it
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Emma Arkell @emmaarkell.bsky.social · 23h
My second article for the day is about this morning's historic BC Supreme Court ruling in favour of the founders of the Drug User Liberation Front (DULF). The judge praised DULF's work, said a safe supply is necessary to save lives, and threw out charges of drug trafficking.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026
just blocked a dude for saying “DUMBA$$” just ass a reminder we are all adults on here you are allowed to cuss
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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John Shirley @johnshirley2024.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because it'll make him more powerful and will remove obstacles to the coming military takeover of the USA and the end of democracy.
newrepublic.com
Pete Hegseth Is About to Slash a Fifth of All Military Leadership
Hegseth has said he wants “less generals, more GIs.”
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
every phillip k dick book i've read has ruined me asshole
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SN Désirée Cha @sndesireecha.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
artist credit: Faida Acquifera
Artist drawing by Faida Acquifera.

Cream colored background. Indigo blue ink on paper? An abstract drawing of hands and small bunnies, cats, butterflies, flowers, and leaves embraced by arms of gentle smiling rabbits with ling arms embracing. Text reads, “I hope we never stop caring for others.” Artist name “Faida” written in lower left corner.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
bless him
the worm god leto II labeled “the only person that can roll” holding a joint and all the little guys down below labeled “everyone wanting to smoke”
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
bless the grinder and his reefer, may his passage roll the weed for his people
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
truth is a virus and it can be lethal
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
naps feel like if the pink laser from VALIS was being super chill about it
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
clicking on a muted reply
DEAD DOVE do not eat meme 
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes 
I don't know what I expected
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H.D. Gregg @hdgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Repression of anti-Gaza genocide protests took another leap at the Labour Party conference in Liverpool on Sunday, confirming that Prime Minister Andy Burnham’s government is continuing the pro-Zionist and pro-war agenda of his predecessor, Keir Starmer. www.wsws.org/en/articles/...
wsws.org
Mass arrests of 150 Palestine Action protesters at UK Labour Party conference, as total nears 4,000
The Burnham government is backing the genocide in Gaza and criminalising opposition to it at home every bit as brutally as Starmer, despite his crocodile tears.
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could have sworn I had it on! Remedying that.
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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
goodnight bluesky, i love you all. be kind and gracious to one another 💜
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” has gotten me some solid results.
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Janet Johnsonville 🎭🇬🇭 @debbiecakes.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Man... I'm still mad about Tweetdeck.
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
a meme where don quixote from the man of la mancha musical is pasted over david byrne from the talking heads' once in a lifetime music video

the caption reads "this is not my beautiful quest. this is not my unreachable star"
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny.
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i eat like shit at home and then whip this out for my family. i need to remember that i'm a part of my family.
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always burning myself cooking for others while society says I cant have shit.
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kids found this cool rock in the creek by their house today. I figure @uppityokie.bsky.social and a few other people need to see it ( :
Black rock, wet with creek water, sitting on a gravelly bank
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
admire my various culinary skills
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bird millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This worked for me in college, it could work for you too
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i eat like shit at home and then whip this out for my family. i need to remember that i'm a part of my family.
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
where a stream meets the sea, lincoln city
a picture of a plastic pipe letting out a small stream onto some rocks a picture of the stream coming out of the rocks into the sand a picture of the stream going down the beach towards the ocean. Grey skies
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
picture of the sunset in Lincoln city
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we chop we chop we sear we sear hurray hurray a stew is near
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SN Désirée Cha @sndesireecha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
car is shaking again from nor’easter winds rain pelting the windshield
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SN Désirée Cha @sndesireecha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
last year this time, Esmé was still alive. at that point, i’d been her guardian for 8 years. as such, it was my duty to keep her alive. unsheltered homelessness loomed. we would die on the street. i did not want Esmé to die. so i got us a used car.
Esmé the small white and black dog giving me the side-eye while I try to put her fleece red plaid onesie on her. She was displeased. Winter 2022
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the food is eaten 😌
my beef stew with a side of flatbread and a ceasar salad
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the bread is baked
bread baked in a Dutch oven, golden brown flat bread, looks like naan, nice and crispy and soft
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Grumpygirl 🏳️‍⚧️♿ @sotired.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mmmm I do love me a good beef stew 😋😋😋
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the stew is stewed
beef stew in a Dutch oven with potatoes and carrots
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's stewin
a pot of unbelievably delicious meat juices, stock, a little bit of fish sauce, and beef chunks
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
admire my various culinary skills
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we chop we chop we sear we sear hurray hurray a stew is near
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the lyrics are cringe but i can't help but love it good music video
youtube.com
Joey Valence & Brae - HOOLIGANG (Official Video)
YouTube video by Joey Valence & Brae
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
probably my favorite ending to any movie ever
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