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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 15h
Dearest lover, timing is our bitter enemy. If we should find our way back to one another, if we should be able to realize our fate, if we should survive this parting of a million cuts, meet me at
Katie McButt's bar establishment sign that is yellow and green with a butt-human hybrid character holding a beer
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, yeah, this is close to righ rkhub.site/albums9
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did Nathaniel Hawthorne post this? -Herman Melville
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
catch my meek ass inheriting the earth
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Paul Klee @paul-klee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Three Houses www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/se…
The Berggruen Klee Collection, 1984
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage-style Gothic artwork featuring a woman in a long white nightgown fleeing past a gnarled, leafless tree under a dark, dramatic sky. White serif text centered at the top of the image reads: "Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you." A small copyright watermark reading "©ephemera.com" is visible in the bottom right corner.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I can't tell if I don't like The Marriage Plot, if it's campus novels, or if it's just not great.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy Week begins today. 🐻😇🐻
A bear in sunglasses and a hat. Text says fate bear week 2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Middlemarch Infinite Jest [Gulp]: The Faeire Queen** **I know it's not a novel, but still.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Terry Eagleton's prose is kind of annoying but I really liked what he wrote about Jane Eyre.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m dying. i’m dead
zohran holding a the power broker book up in front of his face. caption reads “but robert moses is another video entirely)
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My accomplishments may seem few, but you don’t realize how unsuited I was to any of them.
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
After hearing David Cone claiming on YES that Alonso's home run was foul when it *clearly* wasn't, two truths endure today as they did 30 years ago: the Yankees always have better players, but the Mets always have far better announcers
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
so this is what it felt like for catholics when kennedy won
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So is there anyone whose favorite Faulkner is the late Faulkner?
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stay mad — snacks are gay
PinkNews headline:

Christian group furious over Cheez-It ad with 'sensual message between two men'
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So Olivia Manning was really tough for me. The first 200 pages of The Balkan Trilogy were hard to get though.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
inside you there are two woolfs
I'm in a cursed mood and can't bear the human face, so put off coming here, I advise you, as long as possible. Perhaps by the end of the week I shall be thawed. God Knows.

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VIRGINIA WOOLF,

letter to Ethel Smyth, 10th February 1933Your heart requires moonlight.

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VIRGINIA WOOLF,

letter to Vita Sackville-West, 7 October 1928
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
morrissey with a speech bubble. man with dark brown hair in a pompadour wearing a denim jacket and light gray tshirt. he would go out tonight if he hadn’t got a shrimp to dare. this man says it’s gruesome that he would get punched down there. AWAHH!
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lucy Snowe said HAPPINESS IS NOT A POTATO
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Surf, sand, and sherbet-hued sunsets. Picture #Malibu through 60 years of photography.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tokens of thy favor Give - With Joy send back my buns, That I, and all thy servants, may rejoice with heavenly chear. Lord, let my eyes see once Again The buns that thou gavest me, That wee together may sing Parise, For ever unto thy Buns.
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Zwanguy 🇨🇦 @zwanguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This joke might only hit for a handful of people, but I'm making it anyway lol
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
With all of the discussion of The Odyssey, y'll have forgotten the greatest Helen of all: Calliope Helen Stephanides
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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Emily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Hi new followers. Don't forget to HYDRATE and REST so you can continue to EXPERIENCE existential DREAD
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/07/2026
It's Hemingway's birthday, so as tradition warrants, we'll trot out some of the favorite Papa Bear parodies we've published over the years, like this one: "The four girls were friends. In a small town, friends make the days long and the sadness short, though it is still there."
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Hemingway Writes The Baby-Sitters Club
“It would be a club. A club of babysitters.” july 21 2021 (and every year since)
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So the used bookstore just sent me a first edition Brodkey book for, like, $6. So that's pretty neat.
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
happy Nolan’s The Odyssey release day for all who celebrate. here’s my favorite Odyssey-related contemporary poem, “Telemachus’ Detachment” by Louise Glück.
Telemachus’ Detachment

When I was a child looking
at my parents’ lives, you know
what I thought? I thought
heartbreaking. Now I think 
heartbreaking, but also
insane. Also
very funny.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It has been one month and three days since the Knicks won the league
youtube.com
Beastie Boys - Flute Loop - Official Music Video
YouTube video by Foss
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
may all our current books be
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
epic handshake meme

david lynch and cardiologist agree that fix your heart or die
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing back literacy will help bring back shame.
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Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a Shirley Jackson scholar, this feels like a trap.
Graphic on the Williams Sonoma website, text over soft focus image that I guess is a woman with long hair in three quarter profile. all we really see clearly is that her white sweater has static cling around her boob. 

“Introducing
Williams Sonoma
hill House
Shop the Collection”

Whatever cooked there, cooked alone etc etc
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In honor of Taco Bell doing more in response to the cyclospora outbreak than our federal government, figured I'd reshare this Taco Bell poem so generously published by @havehashad.com, my first (but hopefully not last) skull. www.havehashad.com/hadposts/whe...
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When I Tell You the Taco Bell Is Haunted Now by Erin Keane
I mean the silence of its drive-thru is also my silence, my refusal to cede the ground of my heart Another way to say this is regret When I tell you this Taco Bell is a mirage ...
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 11/07/2026
"Suburbs" is an amazingly bad translation of "banlieue" which almost completely fails to capture Mbappé's point here.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
our greatest living pervert
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A man must stand for something
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why don’t you try telling the void a joke instead of screaming into it?
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My dad was a poet so I could never really join in when the other boys would argue about whose dad could beat up the other dads, but I was confident that my dad could make your dad feel seen in ways that would quietly devastate him.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Okay, so St. John's passages are pretty dull but I'd forgotten that the end of Jane Eyre is fire.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is your occasional reminder that Agatha Christie wasn't just the bestselling crime writer of all time but also she had a surfboard called Fred
A black and white photograph of Agatha Christie as a young woman standing on a beach in front of a surfboard which has the name Fred written on it.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People are always confused that I can support both England and France. To clarify, England is where I was born and live, and France is where I was taught that existence is meaningless.
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