Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits 311015213
JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social · 09/09/2025They may not have the guts though. 010
chaosgrenade4ever.bsky.social @chaosgrenade4ever.bsky.social · 09/09/2025The new I.B.E.W. - International Bones and Ectoplasma Workers unite! 010
Spookster @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt playing a guitarALT: a man in a white shirt playing a guitar 150
Hudson Hawk The BabaDONK of the Apocalypse @hudsonshawk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025dammit...I misread this. "Boner benefits is what I read." 000
Rogue Superintelligence @coyoty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025They're not hiring enough, and have to work with a skeleton crew. 010
EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Just so long as they don’t expect chiropractic coverage. Sorry skeletons, if you’ve got ghosts in them bones then they gonna stay there. 040
Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[something something "boner fits" something something] 010
ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025i’m surprised as there’s no skin in that game 040
Emerald0013 (Jesse) ⭐⭐🏆 @emerald0013.bsky.social · 09/09/2025If your bonefits lasts for more than 4 hours, contact your orthopedist immediately. 050
Instigation Architect @gregrichardsnyc.bsky.social · 09/09/2025If the union fight is lost the skeletons won’t cry…because the don’t have any tissues. 000
Instigation Architect @gregrichardsnyc.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Holding out for the right to a dying wage. 010
Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025people said bsk was dying and I didn't believe them until nowmedia.tenor.coma skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room in front of a window .Alt: a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room in front of a window before falling over. 000
Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025That’ll give ‘em pumpkin to talk about. (I should not have wine and then go on Bluesky.) 1150
🎃von🎃 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 09/09/2025People could have been saying friends with bonefits this whole time? 1272
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Thank god, my bones don’t fit at ALL 050
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025If you groan at this that means you hate unions. 4660
Amy @amybutmoreso.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Imagine, accusing a big box store of Skullduggery with respect to treatment of the staff. 010
