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David B Hobbs @deebeehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“(According to unconfirmed reports, Carson is currently in discussion with New Directions about the feasibility of packaging a new prose poem in a wooden box that will contain authentic wind from Hvannadalshnúkur.)”
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course she's listening to the wind. That fact makes me a little happy and it is not in the least surprising.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dearest lover, timing is our bitter enemy. If we should find our way back to one another, if we should be able to realize our fate, if we should survive this parting of a million cuts, meet me at
Katie McButt's bar establishment sign that is yellow and green with a butt-human hybrid character holding a beer
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, yeah, this is close to righ rkhub.site/albums9
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
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not any use, to many. @anyuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did Nathaniel Hawthorne post this? -Herman Melville
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
catch my meek ass inheriting the earth
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Paul Klee @paul-klee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Three Houses www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/se…
The Berggruen Klee Collection, 1984
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage-style Gothic artwork featuring a woman in a long white nightgown fleeing past a gnarled, leafless tree under a dark, dramatic sky. White serif text centered at the top of the image reads: "Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you." A small copyright watermark reading "©ephemera.com" is visible in the bottom right corner.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Campus novels that I didi
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe TMP gets better? Maybe I should jump into my books for Halloween season? It's really just Master and Margarita. And maybe a Poe paperback.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Though I just finished Gaudy Night and I kind of liked it. Free indirect and all. Yes, the flaws are really flawed.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Campus novels that I did not like: On Beauty
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes, it seems like it's given up on style ... and JE usually gets that right
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I can't tell if I don't like The Marriage Plot, if it's campus novels, or if it's just not great.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy Week begins today. 🐻😇🐻
A bear in sunglasses and a hat. Text says fate bear week 2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Middlemarch Infinite Jest [Gulp]: The Faeire Queen** **I know it's not a novel, but still.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This might be a subtweet.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Terry Eagleton's prose is kind of annoying but I really liked what he wrote about Jane Eyre.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m dying. i’m dead
zohran holding a the power broker book up in front of his face. caption reads “but robert moses is another video entirely)
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My accomplishments may seem few, but you don’t realize how unsuited I was to any of them.
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
After hearing David Cone claiming on YES that Alonso's home run was foul when it *clearly* wasn't, two truths endure today as they did 30 years ago: the Yankees always have better players, but the Mets always have far better announcers
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
so this is what it felt like for catholics when kennedy won
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If I said there was a gross scene with a horse ... that's the only image that I have left.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is it really that bad? I think I started Hamlet a bunch of years ago. I don't remember much.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Faulkner shows up on a lot of lists: But nobody talks about Mansion/Town/Hamlet.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But I also remember someone talking about the books during and after World War II being really bad and, mostly, forgettable.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I can understand liking the lesser known work: Anne is my favorite Bronte.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Like, Fable, Mansion, Town, Reivers?
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So is there anyone whose favorite Faulkner is the late Faulkner?
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stay mad — snacks are gay
PinkNews headline:

Christian group furious over Cheez-It ad with 'sensual message between two men'
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Long sentences, a death, the witch. This is going to be great.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyway, I decided to move on to Fernanda Melchor and Hurricane Season - so far, like a dozen pages in, this is absolutely for me.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That's were it got good.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So, the first bit had some good lines: She's clearly read her Woolf. But the last bit ... with the play and the German march through France.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Look, I'd forgotten about novels that do all of their setup at the beginning and then decide to to tell the story.
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So Olivia Manning was really tough for me. The first 200 pages of The Balkan Trilogy were hard to get though.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
inside you there are two woolfs
I'm in a cursed mood and can't bear the human face, so put off coming here, I advise you, as long as possible. Perhaps by the end of the week I shall be thawed. God Knows.

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VIRGINIA WOOLF,

letter to Ethel Smyth, 10th February 1933Your heart requires moonlight.

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VIRGINIA WOOLF,

letter to Vita Sackville-West, 7 October 1928
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
morrissey with a speech bubble. man with dark brown hair in a pompadour wearing a denim jacket and light gray tshirt. he would go out tonight if he hadn’t got a shrimp to dare. this man says it’s gruesome that he would get punched down there. AWAHH!
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lucy Snowe said HAPPINESS IS NOT A POTATO
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Surf, sand, and sherbet-hued sunsets. Picture #Malibu through 60 years of photography.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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SP Smith @sfacejones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tokens of thy favor Give - With Joy send back my buns, That I, and all thy servants, may rejoice with heavenly chear. Lord, let my eyes see once Again The buns that thou gavest me, That wee together may sing Parise, For ever unto thy Buns.
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Zwanguy 🇨🇦 @zwanguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This joke might only hit for a handful of people, but I'm making it anyway lol
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