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grant hill once roasted me on live TV not fast, but quick stay woke they/them

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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 11m
This is literally just 3 word-pairings you can tell he tried to memorize, couldn't, and ended up tripping all over them. Like watching a horse try to jump over a worm, fail & fall face-first
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 4h
They're gonna make an AI video of Bin Laden trying & failing to assassinate Trump to try & dumb up support
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 6h
By their own rules the W should suspend A'ja for Game 3. There's a better chance of Cathy Engelbert suiting up for them
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 6h
saw video of the fan who pointed at a'ja wilson, and saying nothing about indiana sports crowds in general, all that man did was point at her
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 6h
I thought this was Penn from Penn & Teller and . . . it is not
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 7h
Today In 1972: Pittsburgh #Pirates legend Roberto Clemente collects his 3,000th hit, which sadly would be the last regular season hit of his amazing major league career. ⚾️ #MLB #Baseball #History #RobertoClemente
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 7h
City are still, I believe, the only team to win the English First Division one year and be relegated the next (1938). So as weird as all the news of late seems, it's really more of the same. Typical City
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 7h
Are LeBron, AD and KAT the only active players to be drafted #1 and play a leading role on a title-winner?
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 18h
jonquel mothafucking jones
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 22h
On all the holes Mitch left, and why Brunson's sacrifice shouldn't be held against KAT www.si.com/nba/knicks/o...
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Losing Mitchell Robinson is the Knicks' Headache That Keeps Aching
After winning the title in San Antonio last June, the New York Knicks returned home to celebrate with the fans. The day before the parade, owner James Dolan dec
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MIRA EL CARACOLITO! MIRA MI CORAZON!
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jalen brunson keeping some good company
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first line is "Most college professors I know believe that students learn to think — critically, creatively, reflectively, tenaciously — only by writing." The first line is 100% horseshit.
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seems not odd rob manfred & trump were schmoozing a few months ago, then shortly before a lockout where mlb owners hard-core want a salary cap this administration -- infamous for hating rules & regulation of any kind -- starts investigating the owner of the team mlb owners blame for all their ills
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
pretty compelling train of reasoning tbh
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saw the face and thought it was bron from game of thrones
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sal Frelick just completely obliterated Andrew Vaughn.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did Nathaniel Hawthorne post this? -Herman Melville
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
arsonist surprised by fire
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrote about why it still sucks that Mitch is gone, and why it could suck more www.si.com/nba/knicks/o...
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Losing Mitchell Robinson is the Knicks' Headache That Keeps Aching
After winning the title in San Antonio last June, the New York Knicks returned home to celebrate with the fans. The day before the parade, owner James Dolan dec
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In which I identify a perfect fit for a Miles McBride trade -- both for him & for the Knicks www.si.com/nba/knicks/o...
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One Knicks Trade Target Who Would Make Moving Miles McBride Worth It
The Knicks might be hesitant to trade Miles McBride; however, this trade target's potential availability could change their mind.
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I knew 4 of the 5 NBA players ever to host SNL -- Barkley, MJ, LeBron & now Brunson. I did NOT know the fifth, back in 1979, was Bill Russell
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An elderly basketball player struggles to sit
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clara Belle Drisdale [1885-1993], the first African-American graduate of New Mexico State University. Many of her professors would not allow her inside the classroom, she had to take notes from the hallway www.reddit.com/r/Minority_S...
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me after finally watching "Obsession" last night
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Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'
ALT: Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(James mason voice) I say! Is that Bo Nix?
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2007-2008 mets fans gonna rest a little more in peace if this happens lol
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not one person ever has ever eaten anything and said " . . . is that bay leaf i taste?" the sasquatch of seasonings
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The kick to the ass of Bully #1 was “chef’s kiss”
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Umpiring after both teams lose their ABS challenges has got to feel like taking off your bra the second you get in the house at the end of the day
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
all ronny mauricio is hit bombs from both sides of the plate & never get a chance to play
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
benge with the rarely seen jose reyes double, i.e. what should have been a single
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Ewing . . . for 3!"
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 26/09/2026
Not everything is terrible. Some stuff still good.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Socialists offering government for the people Democrats offering your average Friday night run-through at the Lomax household
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
maybe he's showing off a cathater?
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least Hitler got things done
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On the risks of trading Miles McBride later than sooner www.si.com/nba/knicks/o...
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Knicks Face Hidden Risk the Longer They Delay Miles McBride Trade
New York Knicks president Leon Rose generally makes trades two times of year: draft night, and at/near the February trade deadline. The one exception was two ye
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MM 💛🤍💜 @matthewmiranda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Democracy doesn't work
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Talked to Sean Burke on Thursday while he had a Miller Lite in one hand and a cigar in the other. On Friday night he wrapped up his regular season with a 3.34 ERA in a career-high 172.1 IP chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/20...
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/09/2026
Mass layoffs kill people. Thousands of quiet tragedies follow every billionaire's predatory decision. Never forget.
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