Reposted by Sew Crates jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese 8678113
Reposted by Sew Cratesda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN 0830256
Reposted by Sew CratesGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline 2336411375
Reposted by Sew CratesScott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026canonical follow up to “you lack the vitamin” IMO 1293
Reposted by Sew Cratesryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12252971369
Reposted by Sew CratesChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026This is actually hell, right? 201067432315
Reposted by Sew CratesJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026me arriving in hell after visiting the Parthenon 223220
Reposted by Sew CratesACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Air to Ground Message: CEASAR SALAD SPILL COCKPIT Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Airbus A330-300 A: #af7505a45d8 F: #ff9a85a4bde 1221105
Reposted by Sew Cratesheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/03/2026thank god i found it again 6276171539
Reposted by Sew Crates👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x 65245603
Reposted by Sew Cratesthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 823745518
Reposted by Sew Cratesg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149603449
Reposted by Sew Cratesshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't 3272001955
Reposted by Sew Cratesthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too 643640675
Reposted by Sew CratesSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?) (alternative title: Time For Some Cult Theory) 1013241776
Reposted by Sew Crateslowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026oh my god 1553310751
Reposted by Sew CratesFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026biggest laugh ive had in a minute 421851366
Reposted by Sew Cratesgothic göre @britneyspheres.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"And please bless the critics." From [The Film Daily's] Yearbook of Motion Pictures, 1935, artist unidentified 083
Reposted by Sew CratesMr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ideology sucked me off? 736955
Reposted by Sew Cratesbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 12/09/2026now that we’ve done the odyssey remake it’s time to move onto other classics like Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle, a 3 hour epic monologue with no cuts just a slow steady zoom the whole movie until the last 30 minutes is just teeth 2186
Reposted by Sew CratesRandom Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet 5743130
Reposted by Sew CratesLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This guy says semen so much you’d think he was recording the next Neutral Milk Hotel release 3233
Reposted by Sew Cratesin the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He won 014839
Reposted by Sew Cratesdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com... 2845491916
Reposted by Sew CratesLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Steak and Shake was a great American experiment but like all great American experiments it died in the 2000s and has been on life support ever since 10452
Reposted by Sew CratesSpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 23/10/2025"Girl dinner!!!" We shriek, raising our wine glasses, then feasting on the organs of a dozen unworthy men with our bare hands 418362
Reposted by Sew CratesStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/09/2026*guy whose wallet is getting inspected* wallet inspection will actually change what it means to be human 3915101
Reposted by Sew Cratesbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167574233
Reposted by Sew Cratescaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149193713
Reposted by Sew Cratesutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 07/09/2026I have been fundraising on Bluesky the last few days for Isaiah Harris, a union grocer, running to flip rural district 3 in the Kansas House back to democrats after 8 years under a republican. This website is around $3,000 short of fundraising the rest of his campaign. isaiahforkansas.comisaiahforkansas.comIsaiah Harris for KansasIsaiah is a working class Kansan taking on the Topeka establishment. Running for Kansas House of Representatives District 3. 1225
Reposted by Sew CratesRuss Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I know directors who use subtlety and they're all cowards 9487106
Reposted by Sew CratesSpooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him. 703005833
Reposted by Sew CratesMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart. 431839
Reposted by Sew CratesDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Increasingly convinced this is the most important post 4481891993
Reposted by Sew CratesUSSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hotel "Tourist". Azerbaijan SSR, Baku, 1984. 47013
Reposted by Sew CratesGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/02/2025🤼♂️ 3779196
Reposted by Sew CratesNatania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This straw tophat from 1820's France is just darling. It's like a little architectural masterpiece. The ribbon with stripes is just inspired. 222648
