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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen

@mattshoelace.bsky.social
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 5h
Do I know anyone who’s going to dinosaur jr in sf or sac
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kitty @kittyred.net · 7h
beer is worth drinking
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 9h
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
08 Oct 2026
Heathcliff sits on the witness stand in a courtroom, being questioned a lawyer while a judge watches on. Heathcliff's holding a ventriloquist dummy that looks exactly like the opposing counsel. The lawyer and judge both look at Heathcliff angrily, and the judge, banging his gavel, says "Objection sustained."
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
your computer should fight for its life every time you go to shut it off
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h
Hubie Dubois!!!
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 14h
Shadow the hedgehog and everything after tarnished a beautiful legacy.
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Domino Books @dominocomics.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Newly to our archive, it's a stellar comic from 2010 by Clara Bessijelle, The Lobster King #1. Working entirely in graphite and pasting old drawings into new scenes, Bessijelle's works with intricate drawings about distinct personalities & places. Read: nycartoonlibrary.org/claralobster...
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They should make more technologies that rob life of its most meaningful and uplifting activities
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
its wild how poorly we understand meteorology. we dont even know if it rains because god is crying or because hes peeing
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renee french @reneefrench.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
day 11 - rescue # inktober2026 the rescue
drawing of a dog with freckles and a crinkled ear.
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thinking about posting better. Not. Get fucked.
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another weekend where I have to sacrifice seeing the five movies I want to see in order to have relationships with others. It never fucking stops with this shit.
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
*climbing a ladder to the sun and unscrewing it like a lightbulb* *adhering several colored LED light strips to the moon*
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
humiliating Flat Stanley by rolling his body into a tube and using him to shoot a giant spitball at his house
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beautiful
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s funny that they make you work Saturdays even though you’re forced to come in hungover every week. But there’s nothing to be done about it.
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Danny Boyle has used ai tech so that every time Margaret thatcher appears on screen she has a thought bubble that says “I’m a bloody c word innit”
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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol
Line from Barcelona (1994): Take hamburgers. Here, hamburguesas are really bad.Line from Barcelona (1994): It's known that Americans like hamburgers, so again we’re we're idiots.Line from Barcelona (1994): But they have no idea how-how delicious hamburgers can be.
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Domino Books @dominocomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guy taking my passport photo in march told me this
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The great satan has announced sweeping reforms to all that was sacred
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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 08/10/2026
lol the cancellation stamp on my zine from @wbmc666.bsky.social
usa forever stamp with a "dog bite awareness" cancellation stamp
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
snuff films dot gov
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The church of Scientology has forbidden Beck Hansen from singing about sexuality in a humorous way
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"it is not good"
"convinced my manager to give me some of our pancake syrup to turn into wine awhile ago. just opened the blueberry. It is not good."
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fort Wayne News And Sentinel August 6,1914
P1- MR. TRUE IS WALKING UPTOWN WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS FOUR MEN WALKING TOWARDS HIM, SIDE BY SIDE ON THE SIDEWALK THE FAIL TO GIVEAWAY
P2- MR. TRUE HAS CLEARED THE SIDEWALK, AND CONTINUES TO GO HIS WAY, LEAVING THE FOUR MEN ALL LAYING ON THE CEMENT
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026
There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
telling the gas station attendant i'll be following his career with great interest
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At the risk of sounding maladjusted, I loathe every person I see on the street and think they’re a stupid ass-hole.
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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You dont have that new sexual diarrhea, right? (sweating and holding my guts) no it's because of nasty food from my bad lifestyle
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for me, it kind of depends on when he got the pin
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Senior Researcher at Self-Employed
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Might treat myself to the temporary effects of alcohol
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m going to assume this is not a coincidence
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
?
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
haters are calling my new coinage—'Portmantwords'—a "Gross misapplication of the very concept it wishes to implement."
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They need to put Larry Fishburne in movies again
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel emotionally ready for 3-5 beers
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WERNER HERZOG: I'm a weird guy...I'm crazy...I'm cuckoo ORSON WELLES: Yes that is Indubitably So
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if Werner herzog said some of these posts. I think my teeth would pop out from laughing to loud
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If that cast of characters was tokens, how fungible do you think they would be?
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Brian Nicholson @briannicholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only "flagging" I want Meta doing with a gay bar is signalling they want to get pissed on! RT if you agree
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(first day as an OBGYN) holy shit she’s all poofed up
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renee french @reneefrench.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
waiting room drawing
graphite drawing of a cube shaped building in water with a door and an antennae
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im not arguing with people anymore im just bonking them on the head with my staff
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Disa Wallander @hmmgrr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sketchbook drawings of lit candle and toenail clippings
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/DB4z492z2hg
youtu.be
Drunk dad advice
YouTube video by annakinzen
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does anyone remember Hubie Halloween? Or was that a Mr. Show
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