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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 13h
saw this image on reddit and realized you can clock how long GTA6 has been in development with how old of a design that water bottle is. this is a 2018 water bottle
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 14h
Love to watch da baseball on the peacock app which has apparently activated cam rip mode and is slightly zoomed in. It's legit giving me vertigo
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 16h
You're telling me a bunch of people in Missouri elected a guy named Eric to the Senate? and you further want me to believe that he's a total fucking moron?
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 16h
Yankees Red Sox playing a 3 game series to decide who gets stomped by the rays feels decadent in a doing naval battles in the Colosseum sort of way. Dying empire indicator
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 19h
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 18h
Schmitts expression here is so funny. exactly the face someone makes in a movie when they think they have just beaten someone with facts and logic before it cuts to the next scene with them eating total shit. Christopher McDonald-ass face
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You all read too many articles.
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man, these are some guys
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul is looking especially red this year on bakeoff, do they just like ship him off to Ibiza until they need him again in the tent?
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what the hell man.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, Nantz had "a trio in Rio" all cued up
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hawkeye - Buckeye solidarity!!!
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOWLING. HOOOTIN' AND A HOLLERIN'
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BALL DONT LIE, MICHIGAN
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we're on bedlam watch at rice-eccles as dabo swinney and his boys try to short-circuit the bcs computers down in the swamp
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible sport
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pee celebration is so funny man. what did you think was gonna happen, meanwhile Kirk is APPALLED by what he's seeing
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FOX playing Head Like A Hole to commercial. Bucks up 21-7
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just finding out now about the existence of a Maverick Laurenatis
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gus just said Jeremiah Smith was "majestical"
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does RG3 know he doesn't have to say so much between each play?
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I haven't kept up with Ken in a while but he's still the goat
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a Slug Gnome of False Berlin
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and in the end all Handjob Bob Kraft had to do was nothing, and he still fucked it up
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The natural impulse here is to throw out a "i can fix her" but really I can't. so instead its more of a "we could have the most toxic 3 year relationship that anyone's ever seen"
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nathan Fielder really seems to like Elizabeth Holmes in that new documentary even though he’s basically trapped there by her. Guess you could say he has a case of stockholmes syndrome
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate my cow college so fucking much
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the packers eating shit in their precious little stadium, warms the cockles of my heart
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're gonna ask Kushner for the money back pretty soon here i figure
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH MY GOD
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026
the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
brutal if indi loses it on this
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Defector @defector.com · 20/09/2026
This is so fucking embarrassing defector.com/this-is-so-f...
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This Is So Fucking Embarrassing | Defector
I guess the addled corpus of Lee Corso was the only thing keeping ESPN’s college football arm from shedding every last trace of dignity. Because if you tuned into the four-letter network’s College Gam...
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I haven't really kept up with international soccer for a while but I'm finding out that Jose Mourinho has clawed his way back to managing Real Madrid again. He's so fucking cool (derogatory)
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LANE YOU BOZO
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fine, I will coach FSU
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 19/09/2026
Weird how Clemson collapsed almost immediately after they stopped having an edge by laundering payer payments through a church.
Dabo says he may quit college football if players get paid

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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm gonna miss Jon Bois' Dabo and his boys posts. i dont think they're going to be together in the swamp much longer
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My guy here is COOKING
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let's give it up to the humble onions and potatoes
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HOLKY FUCK
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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