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Russ Fischer

@russfischer.bsky.social
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Lawrence, KS Recovering film critic. Now I put things in the ground and pull things out of the ground. Yacht rock hot.

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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2h
We’re all ready to enjoy the downfall of Bari Weiss, but I get spam texts that are better reported than that Radar article.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2h
dude looks like a Dark Souls boss about to explode into tentacles for phase 2
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3h
Always watch the credits reason #8257: Seeing that Frank Capra's grandson was the 2nd AD on WARLOCK (1989).
end credits for the 1989 movie Warlock, with a credit for Second Assistant Director: Frank Capra III
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3h
plants and flowers
the end credits of Crimes of the Black Cat (1972), including a credit for "plants and flowers" by Ceccotti
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 12h
for two years, corporations have tried to convince me that a movie called “Digger” is real. now some of y’all are playing into the scam smdh
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dorothy Malone in this scene is one of the steamiest performances ever captured on film.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thought about CAMP MIASMA constantly since watching. Loved. It does universality through specificity. Could speak intimately to anyone who had an atypical sexual awakening. "Typical" prolly doesn't exist but we assume it does. MIASMA works like Gillian Anderson whispering “it’s OK, I won't judge.”
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is it. How did not ONE of those men try to stop it??? Fucking monsters!
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The same Rolling Stone writer who made money off our love for Dolly by pitching articles after her death now says we ignore country music to earn culture war points.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 27/09/2026
Anyway. I do not miss working in the take mines
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what's a good app I can use to set a thumbnail image for an uploaded .mp4 like this so it doesn't show up with the black screen
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the fav dance scene prompt comes up at least once per season and I am happy to post the SIMPLE MEN "Kool Thing" sequence every time
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they’re really doing it
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
54 today! Celebrating with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
I’m actually laughing in the face of slowly encroaching mortality. The black and white is a style choice but also conveniently conceals some of the ravages of age.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also my birthday… everybody join hands and focus
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heard an NPR report about US oil reserves being used to offset gas prices. The correspondent said “of course the US government doesn’t control the price of oil” … while talking about the war in Iran. I am on the process of becoming the Joker
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not only am I this guy, I have specialized as the Weird Plex Guy. Friends I will reliably provide wild/freaky/smutty/creepy. (And silents!)
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's easy to dismiss because For Kids, but BLUEY missing the NYT best TV list is insane. I'd put "The Sign" on a list of greatest single episodes. (And given how much TV for kids is total garbage, esp now, that pushes BLUEY's value even higher.)
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Airbender, Rick and Morty, Bluey... sensing a theme
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Norbit pieces I own are some of my favorite stuff in my closet. I want this entire collection but would settle for that first parka.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My origin game. All my first faves were arcade cabinets and Sinistar was weird and crazy difficult. But it also had a deep mystique. (Maybe there's a Sinistar -> Souls pipeline?) The cockpit version was key — the thing screaming at you, in crazy loud stereo, was my first immersive game experience.
Sinistar industry brochure, 1983. A dramatically lit Sinistar cabinet.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What infuriates me about the Nvidia guy saying it doesn't matter if basic math is forgotten is that we lose stuff all the time without trying to! It's all written in water, not stone. We go out of our way to retain stuff that seems ineradicable, by teaching it to kids.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of my arcade faves. the NES version was driven into total bizarro territory that couldn't quite overcome some 8-bit limitations
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would vaporize into a pile of ash if I had to explain to another adult that I don’t know my own address or phone number.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me checking the news every morning
A horrified possum in an American mailbox
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this was 1986 the basic game would include all that stuff.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kansas got the fall memo
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the best things I have done for myself is practicing how to make my favorite burger so I can do it perfectly every time.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Winter months remain deadlier for older US adults
Older US adults die at higher rates in the winter, while seasonal differences in mortality have disappeared or declined for other age groups.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh wow who could have forseen this terrible deal becoming even worse (everyone)
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/09/2026
THE DEVILS (1971), RT if you agree
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everybody talking about the Olde English part so we don’t have to confront Eggers’s refusal to deal with the modern world
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they got Dolly on clearance
Boxes of Dolly-branded sugar cookie mix marked down to $1.05 per box
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Austin L. Ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what’s up movie lovers THE PLAZA THEATRE has graciously given us five (5) admit-one movie vouchers that i am now going to give to you probably gonna be pretty loosey-goosey on this one, but any new donors this afternoon who DM me can have one or two or all of them make with the quickness
the plaza is simply so cooland if you get these you can spend more on concessions that’s a pretty good deal imho
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have lived this and lol I ain’t reading that
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's fall
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hawk has a perfectly good nesting box but does not like it. Instead, she exits the chicken run, gets into the garage, and lays eggs on the insecticide shelf. Hawk, you ding-dong.
Hawk, a self-possessed and highly independent chicken, on a shelf in my garage. A single beautiful little blue chicken egg laid next to the neem oil and wasp killer.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is Karen Black doing a Jeanne Dielman in MIRROR MIRROR?
Karen Black in Mirror Mirror (1990)
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know it sounds bad that Gavin Newsom sold out California so Larry Ellison can buy about half of the entire American entertainment industry but to be fair to Newsom, half of that is actually going to be bought by Saudi Arabia
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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You fucking cowards. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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There’s a Deal, Now It’s All About the Details. Paramount, 12 States to Settle Warner Bros. Fight
The agreement is expected to be announced later Monday.
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Austin L. Ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all ready to do some good this week? How I'd Fix Atlanta has once again partnered with Undue Medical Debt to help out a bunch of our neighbors. As always, we need your help. Please give what you can and tell everyone you know. unduemedicaldebt.org/campaign/whe...
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When Good Georgians Get Together, Great Things Happen
How I’d Fix Atlanta was a free monthly essay series for four years. It’s been a couple of print zines and a performance on a stage a few times. Quite often, it’s stickers. HIFA is large, it contains multitudes. Every September, we do a big fundraiser to abolish medical debt. From 2023-2025, we raised more than […]
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
microfiber wiping his pickup truck he’s got his podcast playing really fucking loud
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbGy...
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Precious Jewel
YouTube video by Pat Metheny Group - Topic
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pretty great place to spend the weekend being part of the wedding of people I love
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"effective altruism," oh, great, sounds... uh, sounds good, thanks for giving me new doublespeak to parse. now can you just hold still for a moment
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m typically in Kansas but today I’m really in Kansas
Tallgrass Prairie with one (1) bison chilling. Caution: Do Not Approach Bison if being catapulted or flying. Warning Bison Are Unpredicta Le and DANGEROUSWildlife petting chart showing all the ways bison will mess you up.
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