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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stop comparing drug addiction and gambling addiction. It is not helping us bring in new addicts

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 2h

This Sunday, come witness our Chief Security Officer and Casino Chaplain, Rocco, demonstrate the healing powers of the mud flats.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 3h

MANAGER: why are you late for work? ME: why are you lowkey obsessed with me?

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 20h

I’m once again raising much needed funds for mental health research, increased support services and suicide prevention. Any donations or sharing of my 150km challenge would mean the world to me. Together, we can help create better mental health for all ❤️ www.onefootforward.org.au/fundraisers/...

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Support my 150km challenge for mental health research!

Together, we can help create better mental health for all.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

thank you for sharing your story. you are such an amazing person and i’m lucky to know you.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

C.w SA yesterday marks a year since one of the man who drugged and raped me got out of prison. I fought for 5 years through a system meant to punish victims for him to get the maximum sentence he could get: 2 years of house arrest.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

thinking of becoming a burnt out 80’s cop with nothing left to lose who lives life on the edge

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

getting ready for hoochie daddy summer

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’m in the market for a new loofah

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Koalas have fingerprints remarkably similar to ours, which is how they managed to frame the zoo's dentist for bank robbery.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/02/2026

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30 October 1

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Quoth the raven: a very competitive rate for your Halloween party! Book early to avoid a midnight dreary.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sorry i’m late, i was rolling with the homies

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it’s only a crime of passion if i’m committing it

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness this rad kickflip

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just upgraded my mental health subscription to Depression Plus™️

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🎵Mr milkman Milk me a man🎵

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey, I saw you from across the fog-ridden bog and I really dig your vibe, please respond.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Our eagle hatchling accidentally imprinted on intern Gavin and now does nothing but smoke cigarettes in her nest and complain about management

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Our new assistant zookeeper Astral has exposed the animals to mindfulness and meditation and thusly some of them have developed consciousness.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gemini: You will try to believe it’s butter and you will fail miserably.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

just published this one on Patreon and, I wont even lie, this one is FILTHY patreon.com/Darkdeeny

two sweaty milk bottles spilled on the ground and the title "here cums the milkman!"

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's Mr. Bean

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

horny architects are always like, hey nice erection

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harpy @harpy.party · 21/09/2026

balling my fists and squeezing my eyes shut and finally blurting out: "i sucked off mothman. twice"

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: [forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i’ve been wearing a satin looney tunes themed vest ever since my wife left me for a magician

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded river and the local villagers start washing their clothes on my abs

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

i’m not allowed to drink monster energy anymore since that time i drank 5 in a row, tore off my mesh shirt and threw my dad over the house like a football

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

therapist: so what brings you to marriage counselling today? me: my angry wife

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

*slams fists on table* there was a two for one sale at the fist store

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

thought i saw a crow splashing about in our birdbath, but it was just dave navarro again

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

an alternate universe where drugs say it’s cool to do me

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Our beavers have been a lot less eager ever since IT clamped down on their access to what our furry friends claim are legitimate beaver-themed websites.

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