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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 2h

If you’ve never taken a day off from work to finish a game quest, you’re adulting better than I am.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2h

I've taught myself how to be funny and I think we can all agree that the results are astounding

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18h

Candy corn overnight oats. You're welcome.

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 3h

sure sex is great and all but have you ever just slept all day?

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 2h

Monday's is like lukewarm, watered down coffee. You want to go on without it but you somehow still live with it like a masochist.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A salad bar, but it’s all just Costco sheet cakes.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Took a short road trip yesterday and now my skeleton wants to remind everyone I was born in the 1900s

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Time to take my daily vitamins (Just a bunch of cheese cubes)

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every time you lean your hand against a tree, a palm tree is born.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

how dare you honk at me didn’t you see my breakfast burrito on board sign

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sorry can’t, I’m busy rewinding VHS tapes tonight.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You say, “crazy person,” like it’s a bad thing.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hot take: there’s no wrong way to load a dishwasher

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

making sure i get enough veggies by eating a loaf of zucchini bread for dinner

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

blanket cocoon season

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

maintains eye contact as i slowly stir my metamucil

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why is productivity always so low at the bicycle factory? Because they are all two tired.

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Swallowing your pride has a different meaning when you're a Lion.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

thinking of starting a newsletter that just details the various sandwiches i’m dreaming about eating

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What music do you guys manscape too? I find Vivaldi too vigorous for my liking

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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 23/08/2026

pickles are yummy until you’re in one

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*after the 30th inch of rain in the last 72 hours* We really don’t need this anymore. - Midwest dad

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

One of my new hobbies is sitting in a chair being thankful that I don't have small children anymore.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sometimes, you just have to grab your morals and values and go home.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I would like to personally apologize to Mother Earth for all the hairspray I used in the 90s

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Carry on with your Monday like a gaggle of geese crossing the Interstate.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

uh oh, accidentally released the demon that i had trapped in a painting mondays amirite

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The only way to know that a Thai restaurant is authentic is that when I order spicy on their menu, I want to feel like my mouth is bathing in hellfire.

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s hard to become a culinary expert when your toughest critic is the smoke alarm.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

5 Signs You’ve Eaten Tainted Veggies (number 2 will surprise you)

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

it's called 'being in your thurties' because everything hurts

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Embracing suburbia is feeling like a Trader Joe’s opening up 10 mins from you is a life changing event.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I worry about couples who wear matching shirts, like blink twice if you need help

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In other news my toddler stole my phone and tried to order groceries

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

No, not me putting “Crunchwrap Supreme” under Source on our stool collection kits

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

most of my life lately is whispering “what the fuck” to myself and then reluctantly persevering

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Your honor, I couldn’t have committed the crime. My screen time is 10 hours a day. I don’t have time to do anything else

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

the scarlet letter a on my chest stands for adorable

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

soon i’ll be an empty nester — my kids are all still home but i’m going to go live in a tree

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me: We’re supposed to avoid fresh fruits and vegetables. My cholesterol: Oh hell yeah. Let’s get high.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Be yourself, but over there.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always be stationary

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

She knew I was ready to bang cuz I had changed into my race car pyjamas.

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Me: busy is a thief that robs us of purpose. Boss: ok but that doesn’t mean you should only work 3 hours a day

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

All I know is somewhere around 6’2 a man’s entire personality is that he grew

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Did you know that Michigan has the longest freshwater shoreline of any state? Also the most explosive diarrhea?

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Live, Laugh, Punch a goose in the face

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

No longer allowed to work as an obstetrician because I kept saying ‘at your cervix’

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