Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026it's called 'being in your thurties' because everything hurts 159611
Richard Atkin @codechump.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Try being in your fhiffties - everything pisses you off 101
Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 28/07/2026Me currently covered in ice packs 030
🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I have done sport two days in a row and feel extremely 41 this morning 110
Timothy Erick, PhD @drtimothyerick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It's the source of endless dad jokes. "What time is it?" "Tooth-hurty" "What time is it?" "Back-hurty" "What time is it?" "Tummy-hurty" 000
CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My feet/ankles just hurt lately. The only real reason is I’m knocking on 45. 010
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 28/07/2026I dunno my dirty thirties were fun and my naughty forties were great but my fifties are shifty and I’ll be lucky to make it to my sixties. 010
Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Hahaha hahah hah ha ha wait 25 yrs then, please please, cry to me again, Argentina “me falling out of bed, crawling along the floor by my fingernails in search of water” uh the painnnnn 101
