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Spoopily Jay

@secretjay.bsky.social

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Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY Ramblings: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5qzxizrvfs… Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 14h

You only live once, roller blade down the interstate if you wanna.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you should run for office for that single cause.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A lil' Asian with it is what I want my legacy to be in this world.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you’ve never taken a day off from work to finish a game quest, you’re adulting better than I am.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/10/2026

I've taught myself how to be funny and I think we can all agree that the results are astounding

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Candy corn overnight oats. You're welcome.

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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sure sex is great and all but have you ever just slept all day?

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

wait how can you tell?? there are letters over the face??

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Monday's is like lukewarm, watered down coffee. You want to go on without it but you somehow still live with it like a masochist.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a single Jay is enough for NY

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if they start JJ over Jameis, New York will riot.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

friendzoned so hard even your AI gf left you on read

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A salad bar, but it’s all just Costco sheet cakes.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Took a short road trip yesterday and now my skeleton wants to remind everyone I was born in the 1900s

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Time to take my daily vitamins (Just a bunch of cheese cubes)

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am ready

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every time you lean your hand against a tree, a palm tree is born.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

how dare you honk at me didn’t you see my breakfast burrito on board sign

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sorry can’t, I’m busy rewinding VHS tapes tonight.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

did you line it up w/ a comb so it's perfectly straight?

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Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Happy Friday!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You say, “crazy person,” like it’s a bad thing.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The end of your tennis career but the start of your pickleball one

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hot take: there’s no wrong way to load a dishwasher

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

making sure i get enough veggies by eating a loaf of zucchini bread for dinner

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

blanket cocoon season

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

maintains eye contact as i slowly stir my metamucil

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why is productivity always so low at the bicycle factory? Because they are all two tired.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Swallowing your pride has a different meaning when you're a Lion.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

me and my 3 year old

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

thinking of starting a newsletter that just details the various sandwiches i’m dreaming about eating

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What music do you guys manscape too? I find Vivaldi too vigorous for my liking

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I still haven't verified my age so I will blindly applause whatever you posted.

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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 23/08/2026

pickles are yummy until you’re in one

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*after the 30th inch of rain in the last 72 hours* We really don’t need this anymore. - Midwest dad

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

One of my new hobbies is sitting in a chair being thankful that I don't have small children anymore.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sometimes, you just have to grab your morals and values and go home.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I would like to personally apologize to Mother Earth for all the hairspray I used in the 90s

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Carry on with your Monday like a gaggle of geese crossing the Interstate.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

uh oh, accidentally released the demon that i had trapped in a painting mondays amirite

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I had to raise my child for 6 years to achieve this.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The only way to know that a Thai restaurant is authentic is that when I order spicy on their menu, I want to feel like my mouth is bathing in hellfire.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

it's tough out there. I'm about to start selling pokemon cards so I can buy more pokemon cards for kids bday presents.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

congrats!

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s hard to become a culinary expert when your toughest critic is the smoke alarm.

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

the only cosplay we really need.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

5 Signs You’ve Eaten Tainted Veggies (number 2 will surprise you)

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

it's called 'being in your thurties' because everything hurts

Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

yes and then they'll move on to watching Meekah 😭