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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 4h

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 1h

A forgotten media moment from earlier this year was that Olivia Reingold embedded with ICE agents in Minnesota and never wrote about what it was like because doing so would turn Free Press readers into No Kings marchers.

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ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST @seanthonyp.bsky.social · 1h

Obviously they have a USPS vehicle they drive to get here, but I've never been more grateful to have walking mail carriers in my neighborhood.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 3h

since i have to keep repeating myself the winner of any given MLB postseason series is a coin flip arxiv.org/pdf/1701.05976 statsbylopez.netlify.app/post/part-…

a crude chart showing which playoffs produce a stasticically meaningful winner and which ones are random chance

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4h

We are paying CNN and MS NOW to run ads for Donald Trump right before the midterms. You and I are paying for them. And CNN and MS NOW are taking the cash while their hosts and guests say the scheme is illegal. That is the current state of corporate media in America.

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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 2h

Mike Tomlin, come on the podcast and tell me everything you want about your MLS team in Minecraft I beg of you

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 2h

i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 16h

Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15h

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making fundamental due process rights a nullity with the emergency docket (again)

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Patrick Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I see he tweeted a picture of the USF Bulls winning a national title after the Protect College Sports act passed the senate

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anyone who suggests we just turn the page is in league with the GOP. This guy is telling you they tried to overthrow the government. You don't just pretend it never happened @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

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ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST @seanthonyp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bears 🐻 = football Cubs (young bears 🐻) = baseball

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you've never watched a minute of sports in your life and just embarrassed your boss on TV

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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know it's a fabricated claim, but we all have a moral imperative to speak up on this issue: Anyone who willingly pays money to watch the Atlanta Hawks play basketball is unfit for office. Needs to be a red line issue. We cannot normalize this.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026

a lot of things could be fixed in this country with a few defamation suits (Schmitt being so stupid he repeated it while no longer protected by the speech & debate clause)

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ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST @seanthonyp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mizzou helmet in the background for Schmitt is the cherry on top #ItJustMeansMore

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the only political ad that understands the situation

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ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST @seanthonyp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everyone knows that the middle class hates free childcare

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

swearing aside, the strategy of just making the right stand by the things they say to each other seems pretty good. that was the secret sauce behind the "weird" messaging way back when (that they abandoned for whatever reason)

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't know if Lincoln Riley really has a $70 million buyout but USC is a private university so I automatically assume they are very bad with money

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They tell us a million bullshit things we can do to avoid being raped without telling predators to just not rape us.

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 28/09/2026

yeah I'll bet *TRUMP, ASKED ABOUT IOWA POLLING, CLAIMS POLLS ARE FAKE

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026

now merely defending the existence of trans people is what Republicans consider disqualifying

james talarico and the words DEFENDING TRANS TEXANS

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026

I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

>Saying I have the soul of a woman is stupid reasoning for this. Surely there's better explanation. >It's a exclusively medical/biological thing... no... >It's conforming to set of social stereotypes...no... >It's about indivdualist self-actualization...no... >Fuck it. I got the soul of a woman

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV

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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

listened to this episode earlier today and i'd been wondering why tebow wasn't all over nfl broadcasts and apparently it's because he's making bank touring as the main attraction at makeshift megachurch events where he very christianly leads people into scams from a gemstones-esque pulpit

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026

i'm not even a breaking bad fan but the people saying it's an outright bad show are just giving into a really lazy contrarian impulse

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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Friday

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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026

started listening to the audiobook of The Making of the Atomic Bomb by richard rhodes on my walks and came across the Death Machine passage this morning. still hits like a hammer 15 years after I first read it. my GOAT will never be washed

“The machine gun mechanized war. Artillery and gas mechanized war. They were the hardware of the war, the tools. But they were only proximately the mechanism of the slaughter. The ultimate mechanism was a method of organization—anachronistically speaking, a software package.376 “The basic lever,” the writer Gil Elliot comments, “was the conscription law, which made vast numbers of men available for military service.377 The civil machinery which ensured the carrying out of this law, and the military organization which turned numbers of men into battalions and divisions, were each founded on a bureaucracy. The production of resources, in particular guns and ammunition, was a matter for civil organization. The movement of men and resources to the front, and the trench system of defence, were military concerns.” Each interlocking system was logical in itself and each system could be rationalized by those who worked it and moved through it. Thus, Elliot demonstrates, “It is reasonable to obey the law, it is good to organize well, it is ingenious to devise guns of high technical capacity, it is sensible to shelter human beings against massive firepower by putting them in protective trenches.”

“What was the purpose of this complex organization? Officially it was supposed to save civilization, protect the rights of small democracies, demonstrate the superiority of Teutonic culture, beat the dirty Hun, beat the arrogant British, what have you. But the men caught in the middle came to glimpse a darker truth. “The War had become undisguisedly mechanical and inhuman,” Siegfried Sassoon allows a fictional infantry officer to see. “What in earlier days had been drafts of volunteers were now droves of victims.”378 Men on every front independently discovered their victimization. Awareness intensified as the war dragged”

“on. In Russia it exploded in revolution. In Germany it motivated desertions and surrenders. Among the French it led to mutinies in the front lines. Among the British it fostered malingering.Whatever its ostensible purpose, the end result of the complex organization that was the efficient software of the Great War was the manufacture of corpses. This essentially industrial operation was fantasized by the generals as a “strategy of attrition.” The British tried to kill Germans, the Germans tried to kill British and French and so on, a “strategy” so familiar by now that it almost sounds normal. It was not normal in Europe before 1914 and no one in authority expected it to evolve, despite the pioneering lessons of the American Civil War. Once the trenches were in place, the long grave already dug (John Masefield’s bitterly ironic phrase), then the war stalemated and death-making overwhelmed any rational response.379 “The war machine,” concludes Elliot, “rooted in law, organization, production,”

“movement, science, technical ingenuity, with its product of six thousand deaths a day over a period of 1,500 days, was the permanent and realistic factor, impervious to fantasy, only slightly altered by human variation.”380No human institution, Elliot stresses, was sufficiently strong to resist the death machine.381 A new mechanism, the tank, ended the stalemate. An old mechanism, the blockade, choked off the German supply of food and matériel. The increasing rebelliousness of the foot soldiers threatened the security of the bureaucrats. Or the death machine worked too well, as against France, and began to run out of raw material. The Yanks came over with their sleeves rolled up, an untrenched continent behind them where the trees were not hung with entrails. The war putrified to a close.But the death machine had only sampled a vast new source of raw material: the civilians behind the lines. It had not yet evolved equipment efficient to process them, only big guns

and clumsy biplane bombers. It had not yet evolved the necessary rationale that old people and women and children are combatants equally with armed and uniformed young men. That is why, despite its sickening squalor and brutality, the Great War looks so innocent to modern eyes.

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man, Amazon Prime Vision with Next Gen Stats is so cool. I get a spotlight on Kyle Pitts as they're not throwing at him and I can see him not getting the ball on every snap. Transformative.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sorry, the Rat Poison Ice Cream guy is actually an Undersecretary in the USDA now

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Frank Caliendo watching the Madden trailer wondering what all the work was for.

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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