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Jared Wade

@jaredwade.bsky.social
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Writing, journalism, photography in Colombia. instagram: @wadejared | letterboxd: jaredwade | twitter: jared_wade

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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 4h
There's not a single person alive, most especially himself, who takes Pete Hegseth seriously
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 8h
There are already more songs and albums than any person could listen to in lifetime. New great ones are being created every day. If you can't find ones you Iike — and instead want a computer to create beeps and boops for your ears — you're beyond help and never liked music in the first place.
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 29/09/2026
My latest: Why are hitman movies such a perennial genre? I make the case that they're workplace competency porn. medium.com/the-berger-d... #booksky #movies #thepopeshitman #thrillers
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The Hitman Genre as Workplace Competency Porn
It’s nice that they’re good at their jobs.
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 22h
it truly is just perfect that a republican — you know, the party that so badly wants to protect women athletes — used a senate hearing to confidently, and falsely, accuse a lawyer of perjury because he and his entire staff forgot that women’s sports exists
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, they spent $125M to make Digger??? Why would anyone do that?
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.
Erick and Parrish making dollars (EPMD)
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who has ever used the term "tone poem" about a movie should be launched into space and ejected from the airlock
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it's a fabricated claim, but we all have a moral imperative to speak up on this issue: Anyone who willingly pays money to watch the Atlanta Hawks play basketball is unfit for office. Needs to be a red line issue. We cannot normalize this.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His best film!
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really liked Backrooms, but it's so obviously going to be built out and strained into some very very dumb sequels and/or series.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What an appalling nation
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
King (of the jungle) James
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drake explaining how his career fell apart:
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two 🐐 🐐
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Charles Bronson, in the 1972 heater The Mechanic, beat Yoda to this wisdom by nearly a decade.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Six days later, what a beauty
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hard to argue with this one honestly
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not even one of these trucks has a guy on top playing a flaming guitar, what a wasted opportunity
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 24/09/2026
Federal ICE agents in suburban Chicago over the weekend mistakenly detained a U.S. citizen, who suffered injuries to his head, neck and teeth in the confrontation, according to local police. The Department of Homeland Security said agents released the man after he identified himself.
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ICE Mistakenly Detains U.S. Citizen in Chicago Area, Leaving Him Injured
The Department of Homeland Security said agents released the man after he identified himself. He was taken to a hospital with head and neck injuries, local police said.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Pep Guardiola Drinks Water Bottle
ALT: Pep Guardiola Drinks Water Bottle
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not super related but this is one of my favorite stat trivias — and shows that Indiana professional basketball is nothing if not consistent! George Hill's first three years with the Pacers. Across 202 games.
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you rocked that jacket
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Randomly watched this recently and fully agree. As a film, it's not quite on the level of All the President's Men, Midnight Cowboy or Kramer, but it might be his next best movie. And maaan I was absolutely blown away by his command of every single scene. Such control and presence, even doing nothing
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whyyyyy would you let this man in your house???????
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is human trafficking on a massive scale.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just found out that Robert Redford never saw The Sting until 2004!!! His grandson suggested they watch it and he was like, sure, sounds good, will be the first time for me. I don't even know what to do wifh this information.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd rather you were forgotten altogether
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My guy Kendall Roy on the cover of Latin America GQ in a business hoodie with a compound bow??? Can only assume he's hunting people.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God forbid a woman has hobbies
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
supermaxxing
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mona Eltahawy @monaeltahawy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NYC subway right now
Ad that reads “The care your grandma and mom fought for.” Planned Parenthood
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Top Ten
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jonathan Abrams @jpdabrams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In 2009, Kevin Durant drove me around OKC for an NYT story. Later, he headed to a rookie James Harden’s house to play video games. Nobody knew just how much they'd define the modern NBA. 'When We Were Young and Fearless' drops Nov 3: www.harpercollins.com/products/whe...
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When We Were Young and Fearless
New York Times bestselling author Jonathan Abrams takes a deep dive into the lives and careers of Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and James Harden, using th...
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Think of how stupid the average person is — then realize half of them are stupider than that!
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They want you to believe there is an apocalypse happening in The Last House, but how bad can life be when you have endless, distraction-free time to watch the Harrison Ford classic Air Force One??
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's me on BUCKING FASTARD from #Telluride: letterboxd.com/walter_chaw/...
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A ★★★★★ review of Bucking Fastard (2026)
bucking fastard (****/****) Bucking Fastard is Werner Herzog’s North by Northwest, a career summary, a clip reel of highlights, a give the idiots what they want that still manages breathlessness, unpr...
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This needs to be a much bigger story. "Those officials said some Pentagon personnel knew within hours that the United States had hit the school, and they described a cascade of preventable failures that included an overreliance on an AI tool built by Palantir."
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Pentagon Investigators Say Overreliance on Palantir AI Tech Contributed to U.S. Strike That Killed 123 Iranian Children
An unreleased Pentagon probe investigated the kill chain that hit a school in Minab.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me when Real Madrid lose another derby:
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