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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t care who you are, I promise, the women in your life don’t need to hear “wow rape culture is awful” from you. I am very comfortable making this a blanket statement. You can either show up for them via your *actions* or you can keep on doing what you’ve been doing, which is nothing at all.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4h
Keenum'd
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4h
I suggest feathered touch. You have entered POWER DRIVE.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4h
Rodgers sideline ball to Metcalf
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4h
That's a shame
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4h
Build the entire offense around the WarMECH That Can Catch, please
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 4h
Mason Rudolph talking to facepalming Aaron RogersCringey guy talking to uncomfortable girl meme
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4h
Frustrating enough that I hate my coach and my receivers and it's everyone else's fault, but now Mason Rudolph thinks he can talk to me?
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 5h
Truly gross stuff.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 5h
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 5h
We're about to get another 700-word postgame comment about the offense
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 29/09/2026
fun’s over, folks
Futurama meme:

Case Keenum playing on MNF
Aaron Rodgers playing on TNF
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 7h
That’s a taunt?
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 7h
Boy, the Thursday Night Football pregame show sure is talking about Deshaun Watson in a way that sucks.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 10h
Met my wife on OKCupid ~2015. Somehow she was the only non-teacher I went on a date with out of probably 6-8 women. Not gonna pretend the process was fun and also not going to pretend that has much bearing on 2026 dating. Good luck.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15h
Wrote about the direction forward for the Colts man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/naming-the-c...
man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io
Naming the cloud over the Colts
A place where Rivers McCown will sometimes write when Rivers McCown wants to.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15h
And continuing with what I’m tentatively calling Colts Thursday, here’s FLEX Finder bravely calling for you to start some old dudes: www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
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FLEX Finder Week 4: Grizzled vets Keenan Allen, Alvin Kamara could be worth plays
Rivers McCown offers running backs, wideouts, and tight ends he thinks can outperform low expectations in Week 4.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 12h
is this good

Aaron Wilson
@AaronWilson_NFL
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#Texans OC Nick Caley on short yardage issues: 'Some things we can execute better, really everything.'
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 12h
Charlie Brown had hoes.

Tyler Palmateer
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Do any Tennessee Titans fans with 
@KingHenry_2
 tattoos have regrets? 

I asked some.

“I’ve had people put me down. That don’t bother me.”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
[A meme with a yellow background and a pink border. The top left: a cut-out of a screaming person with a shaved head beside three blue stars. The bottom right features a cut-out of a person in a red hoodie covering their face with one hand. Black text reads: "Stop trying to make me consume A.I Slop I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters". Watermarks read "Beautiful, talented and Deadly" and "kira_Djnalie".]
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 14h
New on @ftnfantasy.com from @danpizzuta.bsky.social: Analyzing the Joey Porter Jr. trade using our Stats iQ tool and cornerback metrics. ftnfantasy.com/what-joey-po...
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15h
And continuing with what I’m tentatively calling Colts Thursday, here’s FLEX Finder bravely calling for you to start some old dudes: www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
nbcsports.com
FLEX Finder Week 4: Grizzled vets Keenan Allen, Alvin Kamara could be worth plays
Rivers McCown offers running backs, wideouts, and tight ends he thinks can outperform low expectations in Week 4.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15h
Wrote about the direction forward for the Colts man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/naming-the-c...
man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io
Naming the cloud over the Colts
A place where Rivers McCown will sometimes write when Rivers McCown wants to.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMAR KHAN: So we’ll try to trade Pickens. And we’ll talk up how much we want to keep him, of course, so be optimistic about it at the combine MIKE TOMLIN (in the middle of figuring out where the waiter station in the eighth hotel in his Minecraft city is): uh huh
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like it. Cowboys could not set their aspirations this high and have this much potential on offense and not stay aggressive at an area of need. Who knows if it works? But I can’t stand teams that shoot for the middle over and over.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 18h
What, a guy can't almost single-handedly enable a corrupt gangster to destroy 250 years of American democracy and still be welcome at the potlock anymore? This is why I am politically homeless. bsky.app/profile/suga...
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It isn’t rational for the Cowboys to empty the pick cupboard but I get it.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMAR KHAN: So we’ll try to trade Pickens. And we’ll talk up how much we want to keep him, of course, so be optimistic about it at the combine MIKE TOMLIN (in the middle of figuring out where the waiter station in the eighth hotel in his Minecraft city is): uh huh
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got questions about why you got a Trump Tower in there Mike [appeared with “NOT AN ENDORSEMENT” over it] but otherwise that’s spring install level detail there buddy
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jon Gruden about to overcompensate and live stream Leisure Suit Larry
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very impressed by how light-conscious Mike Tomlin is
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, is it?
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George Saunders on using AI: "Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that?"
Have you spent time trying to write or revise with AI? Is there an experiment that would be interesting enough to try?

I have not. Not for a second. To me, this whole idea of using AI to write is . . . anathema. A thing to be most radically avoided.

Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that? Not even in an email and certainly not in a short story or novel.Who are we ceding our authority to, exactly, when we let AI write for us? And why? Why surrender our agency (that amazing ability we have to reach across time and space, with our strange, idiosyncratic phenomenon, and land within the sensibility of another human being) to something that, by its very design, pushes the individual sensibility aside? And in the name of . . . what, exactly? Ease, I guess? Efficiency? The person who chooses to write with AI has also sacrificed, from the start, the opportunity of experiencing difficulty, of struggling to say what he wants to say, of making himself evident in his prose, of trying to find out what he believes. By this, he sacrifices a chance to know himself and his mind better. To me, that’s a shame. And it’s dangerous, because, as we are now finding out, it affects the brain and lessens our capabilities. Thanks, but no thanks, get thee behind me, etc.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Report: Nick Caley will manage the last 8 1/2 innings of the Astros season
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Maddie @maddiellandis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone who loves BDSM (Big Dom Smith Moments) is our friend without introduction.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bowles said he wouldn't be on the injury report on Monday, lmao
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Week 4.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phillies should have brought the sodastream Harper runs his blood through to Atlanta.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Madden (via Death Generator): You see this coach here, he keeps saying playoffs like the Giants are going to the playoffs, like they didn't just trade for J.J. McCarthy. Boom!
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It went what
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Decided I'd write a post about the Colts and need a place to put this aside: Colts put up 354 total yards on last yr's Texans defense in Wk 18 (second most) and 281 in Wk 13 (ninth) with no turnovers. They were over 300 both meetings in 2024. Sky isn't falling to me over Steichen picking on DeMeco.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dragon Ball Z logo with words “Nick Caley Will Not See Heaven”
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shaq Mason’s agent in shambles to not even get a workout out of this
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
type-click-type.ghost.io
Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow became very invested in Najee Harris on this round of waivers and it’s ruining my life
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And who has the fourth inning for the Astros? Glad you asked:
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MLB needs to pass a rule where the starter in a playoff game has to go four innings or give up X runs before you can yank him
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 29/09/2026
the spider-man pointing meme for Brian Thomas, Marvin Harrison and Quentin Johnston
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