Reposted by rivers mccownHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3hI don’t care who you are, I promise, the women in your life don’t need to hear “wow rape culture is awful” from you. I am very comfortable making this a blanket statement. You can either show up for them via your *actions* or you can keep on doing what you’ve been doing, which is nothing at all. 319730
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4hI suggest feathered touch. You have entered POWER DRIVE. 0110
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4hBuild the entire offense around the WarMECH That Can Catch, please 0252
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4hFrustrating enough that I hate my coach and my receivers and it's everyone else's fault, but now Mason Rudolph thinks he can talk to me? 117224
Reposted by rivers mccownMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 5hStraight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular. 1824538541
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 5hWe're about to get another 700-word postgame comment about the offense 0202
Reposted by rivers mccownMeg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 7hBoy, the Thursday Night Football pregame show sure is talking about Deshaun Watson in a way that sucks. 51018
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 10hMet my wife on OKCupid ~2015. Somehow she was the only non-teacher I went on a date with out of probably 6-8 women. Not gonna pretend the process was fun and also not going to pretend that has much bearing on 2026 dating. Good luck. 280
Reposted by rivers mccownrivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15hWrote about the direction forward for the Colts man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/naming-the-c...man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.ioNaming the cloud over the ColtsA place where Rivers McCown will sometimes write when Rivers McCown wants to. 033
Reposted by rivers mccownrivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15hAnd continuing with what I’m tentatively calling Colts Thursday, here’s FLEX Finder bravely calling for you to start some old dudes: www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...nbcsports.comFLEX Finder Week 4: Grizzled vets Keenan Allen, Alvin Kamara could be worth playsRivers McCown offers running backs, wideouts, and tight ends he thinks can outperform low expectations in Week 4. 042
Reposted by rivers mccownStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026 230584
Reposted by rivers mccownAaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 14hNew on @ftnfantasy.com from @danpizzuta.bsky.social: Analyzing the Joey Porter Jr. trade using our Stats iQ tool and cornerback metrics. ftnfantasy.com/what-joey-po...ftnfantasy.com 172
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15hAnd continuing with what I’m tentatively calling Colts Thursday, here’s FLEX Finder bravely calling for you to start some old dudes: www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...nbcsports.comFLEX Finder Week 4: Grizzled vets Keenan Allen, Alvin Kamara could be worth playsRivers McCown offers running backs, wideouts, and tight ends he thinks can outperform low expectations in Week 4. 042
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15hWrote about the direction forward for the Colts man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/naming-the-c...man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.ioNaming the cloud over the ColtsA place where Rivers McCown will sometimes write when Rivers McCown wants to. 033
Reposted by rivers mccownrivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OMAR KHAN: So we’ll try to trade Pickens. And we’ll talk up how much we want to keep him, of course, so be optimistic about it at the combine MIKE TOMLIN (in the middle of figuring out where the waiter station in the eighth hotel in his Minecraft city is): uh huh 0905
Reposted by rivers mccownJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17hi've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett 171408158
Reposted by rivers mccownJourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like it. Cowboys could not set their aspirations this high and have this much potential on offense and not stay aggressive at an area of need. Who knows if it works? But I can’t stand teams that shoot for the middle over and over. 3391
Reposted by rivers mccownCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 18hWhat, a guy can't almost single-handedly enable a corrupt gangster to destroy 250 years of American democracy and still be welcome at the potlock anymore? This is why I am politically homeless. bsky.app/profile/suga... 918624
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It isn’t rational for the Cowboys to empty the pick cupboard but I get it. 5241
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OMAR KHAN: So we’ll try to trade Pickens. And we’ll talk up how much we want to keep him, of course, so be optimistic about it at the combine MIKE TOMLIN (in the middle of figuring out where the waiter station in the eighth hotel in his Minecraft city is): uh huh 0905
Reposted by rivers mccownBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I got questions about why you got a Trump Tower in there Mike [appeared with “NOT AN ENDORSEMENT” over it] but otherwise that’s spring install level detail there buddy 61773
Reposted by rivers mccownRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jon Gruden about to overcompensate and live stream Leisure Suit Larry 1651434
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Very impressed by how light-conscious Mike Tomlin is 22096
Reposted by rivers mccownRyan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026George Saunders on using AI: "Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that?" 5525142
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Report: Nick Caley will manage the last 8 1/2 innings of the Astros season 2121
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bowles said he wouldn't be on the injury report on Monday, lmao 171
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Phillies should have brought the sodastream Harper runs his blood through to Atlanta. 0100
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Decided I'd write a post about the Colts and need a place to put this aside: Colts put up 354 total yards on last yr's Texans defense in Wk 18 (second most) and 281 in Wk 13 (ninth) with no turnovers. They were over 300 both meetings in 2024. Sky isn't falling to me over Steichen picking on DeMeco. 160
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shaq Mason’s agent in shambles to not even get a workout out of this 150
Reposted by rivers mccownBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...type-click-type.ghost.ioLiberty Biberty Is My EnemyGet it out of here. 951072134
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Somehow became very invested in Najee Harris on this round of waivers and it’s ruining my life 0110
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And who has the fourth inning for the Astros? Glad you asked: 1280
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MLB needs to pass a rule where the starter in a playoff game has to go four innings or give up X runs before you can yank him 380